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[Igib]

Granted, but EA now holds exclusive rights to those movies. You get to see half now (for a full price, of course), then have to unlock the rest through paid DLCs. Each DLC contains an unique code that unlocks one random chapter (you can unlock the same chapter multiple times) and you need to unlock all other chapters for the last one to become available (for unlocking). However, its content was removed long ago because of 'artistic integrity' and replaced by a random advertisement.

I wish to be there when the universe was born.

[Blarg]

Granted, but your presence alters the outcome for the worse.

I wish to go to Germany.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but you are a Jewish POW during WWII.

I wish to traverse the stars.

Modifié par mavqt, 03 avril 2013 - 12:00 .

[Mahrac]

Granted, you have a constant cowlick on the top of your head.

I wish I owned NervGear and a copy of Sword Art Online.

Too easy?

Modifié par Mahrac, 03 avril 2013 - 12:12 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but the NervGear short-circuits your brain and you're now a vegetable.

I wish for personal magnetism.

[Leonardo the Magnificent]

Granted, but you'll never be able to use an electronic device again.

I wish it wasn't so pollen-y.

[DOsquareZER]

Granted, Welcome to Antarctica!

I wish I could be more optimistic.

[Zazzerka]

Granted, we will make you more optimistic about hamsters, but remove your optimism from everything else.

I wish I was an astronaut.

[Dominus]

Granted, but you'll never meet attractive tentacle-haired aliens.

I wish there was reason to go back to the ME3 boards. That place scares me.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, there are no other boards to visit.

I wish I could teach a pig how to dance.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 03 avril 2013 - 02:53 .

[Mahrac]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I had could skip dialogue at the end of ME3

Modifié par Mahrac, 03 avril 2013 - 03:08 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, it still doesn't make sense.

I wish I had a vorpal sword.

[Sajuro]

TheJediSaint wrote...

Granted, it still doesn't make sense.

I wish I had a vorpal sword.

Granted but the Jabberwocky comes at you in a tank

I wish I had two 3DS's.

[Megaton_Hope]

Granted, but all video games are now run on a play-for-free basis by Zynga, and you have to post "help me" requests to your friends on social networking sites to pass every level. They also attempt to install malware at every opportunity.

I wish that mecha were real.

[RedArmyShogun]

Wish granted, you wish for world peace and thus die in vain.

I wish for more time to think up a wish.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you're struck with an aneurysm that leaves you in a vegetative state. For the rest of your life, you have nothing to do but think up a wish.

I wish to walk the Yellow Brick Road.

[Sajuro]

TheJediSaint wrote...

Granted, you're struck with an aneurysm that leaves you in a vegetative state. For the rest of your life, you have nothing to do but think up a wish.

I wish to walk the Yellow Brick Road.

Granted but you don't have any ruby slippers so your ass is never getting home

I wish I was asleep right now

[mumba]

Granted, you'll travel by rowing boat, though.

I wish I were in Equestria

[Mahrac]

Granted, but you are now the local butt monkey.

I wish my cat would stop waking me up in the morning.