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[BouncyFrag]

Mumba1511 wrote...
I wish I were in Equestria

Granted, but you were sent to aquire more meat for the UK.

I wish I had season tickets for the Dallas Cowboys for life.

edit: ninja'd by Mahrac  
double edit: Jedi's corruption to my wish makes me , well played

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 03 avril 2013 - 06:26 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but every game involves them getting trounced by the Redskins.

I wish the universe revolved around me.

[Mahrac]

Granted, but you are crushed by the singularity.

Same as before, I wish my cat would stop waking me up in the morning.

Modifié par Mahrac, 03 avril 2013 - 06:04 .

[Atalanta]

Granted, you can never fall asleep again. Also your cat is now a moose.

I wish I was on a beach in Hawaii right now.

Modifié par Atalanta, 03 avril 2013 - 06:14 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, a ripetide pulls you out to sea and a shark eats you.

I wish I had a Tesla Model S.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 03 avril 2013 - 06:21 .

[BouncyFrag]

TheJediSaint wrote...


I wish I had a Tesla Model S.

Granted, but it breaks down and you have to tow it around in a Ford Model T.

I wish I could predict winning lottery ticket numbers.

[The Heretic of Time]

BouncyFrag wrote...

TheJediSaint wrote...


I wish I had a Tesla Model S.

Granted, but it breaks down and you have to tow it around in a Ford Model T.

I wish I could predict winning lottery ticket numbers.

Granted, but from now on the lottery jackpot will never be higher than 5 bucks at most.


I wish the One Piece manga and anime episodes came out more frequently. I hate waiting every week for the next chapter/episode.

[Blarg]

 Granted, but the power cuts out for several weeks before you can watch them.

I wish LucasArts didn't get laid off by Disney. 

Modifié par blaaaaaaaaaarg, 03 avril 2013 - 07:24 .

[Fishy]

Granted. It's Disney that get laid off by Lucas Art.

I wish to have an IQ of over 9000 !!!

[Beerfish]

You rewind to a time earlier than this thread thus forgetting that you had the ability and this never using it again.

I wish there was a pumpkin pie with whipped cream at home waiting for me.

[BouncyFrag]

Beerfish wrote...
I wish there was a pumpkin pie with whipped cream at home waiting for me.

Granted, but this guy....um..gal..??...baked the pie for you.

I wish that all my wishes in corrupt a wish threads never get corrupted.

[Blarg]

Granted, but...dammit...um...they never get corrupted because they're never granted. Ha! (I may have also just created a paradox...)

I wish that BouncyFrag would be a little less clever next time.

[TheJediSaint]

@BouncyFrag: Granted, but your computer, which does not exist inside a Corrupt a Wish wish thread, blows up for no good reason, killing you.

@Blarg:  Granted, he's now violent instead.

I wish I could be half the Turian that Garrus Vakarian is.

P.S.

BouncyFrag wrote...
double edit: Jedi's corruption to my wish makes me , well played

Mwhahahahaha!

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 03 avril 2013 - 10:24 .

[Blarg]

Granted. As an added bonus, you're now half the krogan Wrex is. Which means you're a Brute.

I wish I was a drell without Kepral's Syndrome.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but you have cancer and it's terminal. Doctors have given your 1 day to live.

I wish It was a little bit warmer.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, you're now a little bit warmer.   Then you catch on fire and die.

I wish :bandit:vs:alien: was a game.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 03 avril 2013 - 10:36 .

[Mavqt]

Granted, but it's a chess game.

I wish...

[Blarg]

Dammit mavqt. You killed it.

I wish mavqt would do these things right.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, the thread continues, but you are eaten by a pack of hungry ferrets.

I wish all vampires had the class of Count Von Count

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 03 avril 2013 - 10:52 .

[Blarg]

Granted. But due to the friendly nature of Von Count, none of them drink blood, and eventually all starve to death.

I wish I had no homework.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, school's in FOREVER!

I wish I to name the next hurricane.

[Blarg]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish I could do a backflip.

[Mavqt]

Granted. But you can't stop doing backflips, ever!

I wish I swim the channel.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but they won't let you out of the water.

I wish for misfortune on ten thousand and one innocents.