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[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but they're all given the chance to wish misfortune on you in return.

I wish to divide by zero.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, but you are left with nothing

I wish for the hatred of all humanity.

Modifié par MichaelStuart, 03 avril 2013 - 11:16 .

[Blarg]

Granted, but they end up killing you.

I wish for an Assassin's hidden blade.

[ParkBom]

Granted, but it can never be ejected from its hidden state.

I wish for Paramore concert tickets.

[Blarg]

Granted, but the concert is cancelled. (Good band choice, by the way)

I wish for Warped Tour tickets.

[Mahrac]

granted, but the line-up is changed to include Beiber and Ke$ha.

I wish someone would actually ruin one of my wishes.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but your wishes are ruined in ways worse than you can imagine.

I wish I had my own tower.

Modifié par TheJediSaint, 04 avril 2013 - 03:29 .

[Ignatia]

Granted but you're imprisoned inside.

I wish for spring-like weather. 

Modifié par Ignatia1821, 04 avril 2013 - 03:26 .

[Battlebloodmage]

Granted, springs are raining down the sky every single day.

I wish North Korea regime would collapse.

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, now millions of starving North Koreans are flooding into your country.

I wish I was smooth as coco-butter.

[Mahrac]

Granted, but you melt in to a puddle

I wish it was illegal to lack common sense.

Modifié par Mahrac, 04 avril 2013 - 03:38 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, after a drunken bender, you get arrested, tried, and executed.

I wish to dial it up to 11.

[One Angel]

TheJediSaint wrote...

Granted, after a drunken bender, you get arrested, tried, and executed.

I wish to dial it up to 11.

Wish granted, but you cannot dial it back down.
<.<

I wish, I wish.
I wish I was a fish!

[Blarg]

Granted. You get caught by a bear.

I wish I was a pirate.

[Mavqt]

Granted, but you get sea sick and your crew are half naked old men with severe arthritis.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

[One Angel]

mavqt wrote...

Granted, but you get sea sick and your crew are half naked old men with severe arthritis.

I wish I didn't have to eat.

Granted, but your stomach slowly devours your innards.

I wish I was a hurricane.

[Beerfish]

Granted but you have to listen to 'Rock me like a Hurricane' by the Scorpions for infinity.

I wish Poutine and Pizza was good for you.

[One Angel]

Beerfish wrote...

Granted but you have to listen to 'Rock me like a Hurricane' by the Scorpions for infinity.

HA.
I thought you were supposed to corrupt my wish?
XD

Anyway.
Granted, but all the poutines and pizzas are destroyed by a hurrican.


I wish I had a pet kitty.

[MichaelStuart]

Granted, it then dies

I wish I to know your secrets

[One Angel]

Granted, but you lose your ability to communicate and learn.

I wish I had something better to do than refreshing this thread for entertainment.

[-TC1989-]

Granted, you just wasted a wish.

I wish my hair wouldn't turn grey

[MichaelStuart]

granted, but it will turn white.

I wish that if I'm ever kill, ten million people die with me.

[One Angel]

Granted, it falls out instead.

I wish I hadn't just wasted a wish.

Edit: Heh, 'd...
<.<

Granted, but you die a horrible, painful death.

Modifié par One Angel, 04 avril 2013 - 10:12 .

[TheJediSaint]

Granted, but you can't use it to prevent you from wasting it again.

I wish to be crowned Emperor of the Universe.

[vortex216]

Granted but you have to live in the dead center of the universe, how else would you rule it all fairly?

I wish none of my wishes I ever make can be corrupted by anyone who has anything to do with Bioware.
(P.S. HA-HA! ! Try to corrupt THAT wish!)

Modifié par vortex216, 05 avril 2013 - 01:44 .