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[ImaginaryMatter]

About to go to sleep, but... import Shepard looks good:

 

The elaborate facial hair and hairstyles that some Shepards have makes me wonder if Miranda has some weird sort of obsessive disorder.

[cap and gown]

Today I got to float Harby.

 

[ImaginaryMatter]

Today I got to float Harby.

 

 

Kasumi's combat taunt was well timed.

[themikefest]

Today I got to float Harby.

 

ASSUMING FLOAT COMMAND

[Daemul]

I am really annoyed with the large amount of Cerberus weapons and armour we have in Mass Effect 3, especially since, in the case of armour, different coloured variations already exist and are being worn by NPC's and multiplayer characters, it's bulls**t.

Bioware must have gotten confused and thought they were still making gear for Mass Effect 2, because it makes no sense otherwise why we keep getting stuff in Cerberus colours when they're the enemy. Like seriously, why the hell were the Armax Arena armour sets, that you get for reaching 9999 points, in Cerberus colours? Completely illogical.

I have so much good gear I can't use now because of this, because using them would be immersion breaking. I even struggle to use the Harrier a lot of the time due to the big ass Cerberus logo and colours all over the damn thing, it takes me completely out of the game. I envy PC gamers and their texmods.

[von uber]

The elaborate facial hair and hairstyles that some Shepards have makes me wonder if Miranda has some weird sort of obsessive disorder.

Not to mention she would have had a hand in recreating man sheps knob and femsheps boobs..

[ImaginaryMatter]

Not to mention she would have had a hand in recreating man sheps knob and femsheps boobs..

 

I wonder if they were built to the original size or if Miranda inserted her own preferences.

 

Now that I think about it, I wonder if you're playing as Miranda during the character creation screen.

[SporkFu]

I wonder if they were built to the original size or if Miranda inserted her own preferences.

Now that I think about it, I wonder if you're playing as Miranda during the character creation screen.

If I had control of Miranda, I'd have her practice butt poses in the mirror all day.

[SwobyJ]

Who can resist taking a look at their import, even if they don't intend to start playing right away? Not I.

 

I did that recently. Had to see how good or bad he'd look. .... I don't like his hair, but the rest is good enough.

[SwobyJ]

I am really annoyed with the large amount of Cerberus weapons and armour we have in Mass Effect 3, especially since, in the case of armour, different coloured variations already exist and are being worn by NPC's and multiplayer characters, it's bulls**t.

Bioware must have gotten confused and thought they were still making gear for Mass Effect 2, because it makes no sense otherwise why we keep getting stuff in Cerberus colours when they're the enemy. Like seriously, why the hell were the Armax Arena armour sets, that you get for reaching 9999 points, in Cerberus colours? Completely illogical.

I have so much good gear I can't use now because of this, because using them would be immersion breaking. I even struggle to use the Harrier a lot of the time due to the big ass Cerberus logo and colours all over the damn thing, it takes me completely out of the game. I envy PC gamers and their texmods.

 

I'm sure there's a good reason...

[Isac23]

If I had control of Miranda, I'd have her practice butt poses in the mirror all day.

 

I swear when I am old and my memory is fading, I will not remember Miranda by her name but simply as "Dat Ass girl"

[Excella Gionne]

If I had control of Miranda, I'd have her practice butt poses in the mirror all day.

No, no, you got the camera angle all wrong!

[SporkFu]

No, no, you got the camera angle all wrong!

Heh, what would you suggest? 

[Excella Gionne]

Heh, what would you suggest? 

Her booty deserves a mass effect movie and comic about it. As for the angle... well... we need an automated camera. Might as well steal Allers's camera and broadcast it. It'd be doin' the injured veterans a favor.

[Farangbaa]

 

That.. was not the proper ending to the mission.

 

Alright:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anhur does not like having to work with Cerberus one bit, but might as well make the best of it.

Maybe one day he gets to ask them about Akuze...

[themikefest]

Back to playing ME2, with the ever popular, Natalie Shepard. To recap, she is a vanguard who is a paragon with a side of ruthless.

 

Come on Jacob. Lets see if we can find your daddy. We see the remains of the ship and learn what happened. Jacob is surprised dad is acting Captain. Who's this girl? She babbling about something. Woah. These guys are determined to kill us. What was that all about?  What's with all the women? Where's the men? What's on the datapad Jacob? Well, well, well. Dear old dad couldn't handle the stress of being in charge so he resorts to violent measures. And assigns the women like pets. Thats enough for me. Jacob. Your father is a piece of garbage. To get to the father of the year guy, we fight through his toys. Charge. Smash. Burn.

 

Ronald Taylor. You are one sorry looking piece of crap. You set up your private little fantasy with these women. I should cut off your little special and feed it to the birds. But I will let the surviving crew tear you apart.  As I walk away, I hear screaming. Good.

 

So now I'm dressed up for a party to help the thief. Remind me why I have a thief as a squadmate. Lets make the most of it. I will say I look good. Damn. My a** looks good in a dress. I should stop being a soldier and take up modeling.  Yeah. Yeah. Keep your eyes in their sockets punk. I wouldn't let you touch me for all the credits in the galaxy. Besides that, from what I see or should I say don't see, you wouldn't be able to make me smile.

 

We get the vault open and find the greybox. You have a very big head Hock. Now its fun time. Charge. Smash. Burn face. Come on Kasumi. You having a hard time keeping up? So now you need a gunship Heck, Hock or whatever your stupid name is. That didn't help. He's dead. I'm not.

 

Back on the ship. Alright. Let's head to Tuchanka to see about Mordin's former student and Grunts condition. I hope this isn't a waste of time.

[SporkFu]

Dr. Bryson's assistant killed him before he could go into any details about the Leviathan, so EDI put her sherlock hat on and we tracked another of Bryson's assistants to the Caleston Rift. Gotta say, if I had a travel allowance to burn through and no clear idea where I was going, I could think of better places to be than a middle-of-nowhere tungsten mine, but maybe that's why the Garneaus of the galaxy don't command multi-billion dollar frigates. Ah well, somewhat unsurprisingly Kaidan has 'tour a tungsten mine' on his bucket list, so I guess that's where we're going.

 

The tungsten mine turned out to be a whole lot creepier than I thought it would be. Whatever it was that caused Hadley to kill Bryson was controlling everyone in the place, and we had to rescue them from some reapers. We found Garneau, or what was left of the real him, and another of those artifacts, which not-Garneau blew up along with himself. Crap. But we weren't out of the game yet. Back at the lab we discovered that Bryson's daughter tried to contact Garneau with a warning about the artifact. 

 

The trail led us to the Pylos Nebula next, where Tali, Javik and I (mostly) avoided a s***-load of harvesters and made our way through a maze of prefab buildings. We retrieved Ann Bryson and sent her back  to the Citadel by herself. Sometimes I'm amazed I'm in command, but so far no one else has ever questioned my decisions. I'm just lucky I guess. 

 

With Ann's help we pinpointed Leviathan's location to the somewhat exotically named ocean world of 2181 Despoina. More artifacts, more reapers, more turrets and drones and no real trouble. Tali didn't want me to go diving but I went anyway. Wish we could have taken the shuttle, but it's probably a good thing we couldn't since it was the only way off this planet. 

 

Found Leviathan, and while it was an intertesting conversation, I just wanted to punch it in the face for inflicting this nightmare on everyone who came after for millions of years... instead I recruited it to fight for us. Nobody gets the better of commander shepard. 

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Sadly, Tali wouldn't join with Anhur, yet.
 
Anhur decided to go to the Citadel first, to talk with Anderson (who reinstated his Spectre status) and pick up Kasumi. Surely a master thief must bring some cool gadgets. Turned out Anur had to do something for her first, but the reward was well worth the effort: the M-12 Locust. He then destroyed the greybox for Kasumi.
 
Later it's time to seriously build up the team by flying to Omega. First pick up Zaeed, then a scientist and some dude calling himself Archangel. Heh.. Archangel, must be a real pansy

[Daemul]

Just watched the video of Tali singing in the Citadel DLC. My expression matched Shepard's.

 

[CaIIisto]

Detailed planning continues for my canon-video capture playthrough of ME3. 

 

Currently in the process of deciding which range of mods to run with.

 

Hoping to kick things off on Monday.

[FairfaxGal]

Wandered around the Citadel for awhile. Took Ashley & Garrus with me for the first bit. So she got to watch me tell off the admiral who wanted to inspect the Normandy. Maybe he should try not insulting me with every other word out of his mouth if he wants something from me. I got interviewed by a reporter and think I managed t sound reasonably coherent. Then I was hailed by the spouse of a woman who was in Ashley's unit (I must be psychic, who would've guessed that we might run into someone she had a connection with ) who wanted her body back. So I got it back for him. Then I traded in Ashley for Wrex (the aliens being indistinguishable from animals comment seemed just a bit excessive).

After that I was a veritable whirlwind running around the Citadel. I gave another reporter Fist's OSD. She seemed happy. I then, in no particular order, got someone's sister out of Chora's den by helping a CSec officer, saved Dr. Michel from blackmail, scanned the remaining keepers, helped the guy I was doing the keeper scans for work things out with his partner (I really should have just shot them both), stopped a rogue AI, tried to help a guy create a machine to cheat at Quasar but got caught (oops!), helped out the Consort (but I do need to go back and talk to her to make sure it all worked out) and checked out all of the merchants in case there were any licenses I didn't have yet or other useful merchandise/updates (not so much in a NG+). Oh and I picked up a few new missions to look into once I'm back in space.

Very few people were shooting at/trying to kill me so I'm looking forward to getting back out there. However, I was disappointed that Garrus didn't have more lines when I talked to the head of CSec and to Dr. Michel (she seemed pretty sweet on him, before). Although the elevator interaction between Garrus and Wrex was enjoyable.

[justafan]

Anderson stepped down, giving John Shepard command of the Normandy.  Shepard wanted to find out all he could about Saren's accomplice, Matriarch Benezia, perhaps her daughter could provide some leads so first stop, Artemis Tau.

 

After some searching, mineral scanning, etc. he came across the planet Therum.  A planet with Prothean ruins seemed like a good place to find a Prothean expert.  This Matriarch Benezia seemed like bad news, so who knows how dangerous her daughter could be, especially if she was working with the Geth like her mother.  So John decided to take some precautions.  Wrex may look like and hit like a Tank, but Shep realized that with the proper upgrades, that dainty little Quarian would have shields rivaling the Mako.  Not wanting to take any chance, he took both.

 

Much to his surprise, Dr. T'soni was less Dr. Evil, and more Milo Thatch.  Seeing that she was no friend to the Geth, Saren, or Benezia, Shepard helped to save her.  He also wanted an excuse to use that giant laser.  Unfortunately, that proved to be a rather shortsighted idea, as the cave began to collapse.  A Krogan warlord tried to stop the escape, but a quick hack of his Geth accomplices, a few shield boosts, and liberal use of shotguns, the squad made it safely back to the Normandy with a new addition to the team.

[themikefest]

Natalie Shepard

 

What a dump. Tuchanka looks like crap. Why don't the Krogan make any effort to rebuild anything? Whatever. Talked with Wreav. He seemed happy Wrex was dead. It seems Grunt is a juvenile who needs to become an adult. Ok. He's going from having one chest hair to having two chest hairs. Lets get this over with. Kill some Varren. What crap is that? Kill some Varren. Become an adult. How pathetic. Here comes crawlers. I'll just stand here and let Grunt and Zaeed deal with them. Now the ground is shaking. Wow. I remember these things. A thrasher maw. It spit at me. Right back at yah. Spuhh. How do like that huh?. Killed the maw.

 

Whats this? Uvenk. If ever there's a sorry looking loser, its this guy. Take that sh*t for brains. You're dead. Alright Grunt is an adult. Too bad it wasn't that easy for a human to become an adult.

 

Come Mordin. Lets find this Salarian. Fight through some Vocha and Krogan. Charge. Smash. Burn face. Its funny listening to them die in pain. Well now. Maleon is working with the Krogan. And he's trying to cure the genophage. Not today he's not. Get lost Maleon. Mordin destroy the data.

 

Wow that collector ship is big. I wonder how the Turians disabled the ship. Its the same one on Horizon and the same one that destroyed the SR1. How about that? ITS A TRAP. Time to kill the bugs and the hunch back of notre dame. Two of them. Bye bye. My pull power really pulls 4 eyes out of the fight. So TIM set me up. I'll worry about that later.

 

Alright people. Back to the ship. More bugs and the Possessor. Or should I call it Glowboy. I just got a weird feeling saying that.  Here comes the flying tick. Say hello to my little friend, the Cain. One shot. One kill.  Double time back to the ship. Charge. Smash. Shoot face. Close call. We get away.

 

Now TIM tells me about another derelict ship. Excpet its a reaper that has an IFF that we need to get through the Omega 4 relay. I will hold off for now. I will go back to Illium and recruit this Thane and Samara.

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

Did a round on Omega. Got discounts at every store and bought everything (edited my save to have a tonne of money and minerals, sue me ) Changed the colours of armour.

 

Time to meet Aria:

 

 

 

 

She told Anhur where to find Mordin Solus and Archangel. Mordin Solus is up first, but Anhur went for a drink first, and some nasty batiran spike dhis drink!

 

After that Anhur wasn't totally satisfied with the look of his armor so he changed it again, slightly.

 

Jacob and Kasumi were told to suit up for the mission.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now it's time for a round on the Normandy to get to the crew a bit and then another mission on Omega: getting Archangel.

[cap and gown]

(edited my save to have a tonne of money and minerals, sue me )

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