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[SporkFu]

I think Garrus really meant it when he wanted a Turian statue in the Presidium in his honor. Ha ha ha!

Heh, he got his bottle-shooting monument... that no one can ever go see without breaking 137 regulations. Way to pick a spot, Garrus. 

[OPM_Lunacy]

I think that is a thing that everybody knows about Mass Effect, don't **** with the doors, or the doors will **** with you 

[Excella Gionne]

I had that happen once. During the Cerberus scientists mission, when the big door opened, Garrus and Ashley moved forward and because I was slow to move, the door closed blocking me from helping the squadmates. I ended up exiting out of the game and reloading.

 

LOL! I never stuck around long enough to see if that was a stage design flaw where instead of the event being triggered, it's timed instead. All games at least have like event cues, and when the player reaches or passes the particular cue(an invisible line or something)an event plays. 

[Excella Gionne]

I think that is a thing that everybody knows about Mass Effect, don't **** with the doors, or the doors will **** with you 

If you're fast enough, you can run back behind the door where Thane and Kolyat are after you say your goodbyes to Thane. 

[Excella Gionne]

Heh, he got his bottle-shooting monument... that no one can ever go see without breaking 137 regulations. Way to pick a spot, Garrus. 

To be honored in a place where no one can visit is truly more hurtful than having nothing to honor you. Garrus truly is unlucky. 

[von uber]

That's hilarious, Garrus and Ash trying to steal shep's thunder. I usually get too far ahead of the squad. Utukku is bad for that, too many switchbacks and jumps and s***.

Happened to me in this play through, put a shot in the little things thread.

[SporkFu]

To be honored in a place where no one can visit is truly more hurtful than having nothing to honor you. Garrus truly is unlucky. 

That's a sig-worthy quote.  ... Knowing Garrus he'd just say, "but you and I both know it's there, shepard. We both know who the king is." 

 

Maybe his master plan is to have that flash of bronze distract a skycar driver as they go by, and make them crash into the krogan monument and destroy it. 

[Excella Gionne]

That's a sig-worthy quote.  ... Knowing Garrus he'd just say, "but you and I both know it's there, shepard. We both know who the king is." 

 

Maybe his master plan is to have that flash of bronze distract a skycar driver as they go by, and make them crash into the krogan monument and destroy it. 

Well, they could always grab a Krogan statue from the Tuchanka hallows since there's so many of them in case the Presidium one breaks because a Vakarian that day got jelly. Garrus Vakarian is all up in his own vanity. 

[SporkFu]

Well, they could always grab a Krogan statue from the Tuchanka hallows since there's so many of them in case the Presidium one breaks because a Vakarian that day got jelly. Garrus Vakarian is all up in his own vanity. 

Chicks dig scars -- Lance Murdoch

[OPM_Lunacy]

I think Garrus really meant it when he wanted a Turian statue in the Presidium in his honor. Ha ha ha!

 

That spot is 'his favorite spot on the citadel'

[themikefest]

That spot is 'his favorite spot on the citadel'

Its the only spot where the bottles won't shoot back

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Excella Gionne]

Its the only spot where the bottles won't shoot back

We still need to settle the challenge by scoping rampaging Klixens.

[Excella Gionne]

Chicks dig scars -- Lance Murdoch

The image of that drives me, and haunts me.

[von uber]

Tonight, Amy did this, whilst listening to this:

 

[Daemul]

So, time to do the mission with Jacob in ME3 for the first time without bugs.

 

Thank you, whoever mentioned this somewhere on here, that his quest was bugged. NEVER KNEW.

 

Wait, what? It's bugged? How? I never knew this.

[FairfaxGal]

Everybody seems to want to talk to me. Well, everybody except Garrus. When I went to talk to him after Horizon, he was calibrating something. I can take a hint. I think Horizon made everybody realize what we're up against and how bad our odds really are. So they all want to get their affairs in order - or something like that. And they all want me to help them while they are at it! This will be a bit distracting from the main mission but I need everybody focused so...

I got started on Miranda's mission because it involved her sister and, more importantly, it was located on the same planet, Illium, as two additional potential team members. Things have started well. Liara, of all people, paid our docking fees and then we ran into Gianna Parasini. I helped her out for old times' sake. And then we went in search of Miranda's sister. That got complicated quickly by the betrayal of a friend (and don't I know how that feels right now) but in the end we got her sister safely off world. One teammate helped. Eleventy jillion to go.

After that I wandered up to see Liara and ask her what she'd been up to. She looked on edge though and wouldn't talk to me about what was going on. And worse, she refused to join the team when I asked her. (Although technically she wasn't one of the potential recruits.) She did, however, point me in the right direction to find Thane Krios who is one of the potential recruits. It turns out he's in town to assassinate an old acquaintance who tricked me into killing her slaver sister. I guess the lack of ethics is strong in that family.

I actually didn't really care whether or not she lived or died until I got to where she was hanging out and watched some unarmed Salarians get shot down in cold blood by her guards. And apparently they weren't the only ones. My main concern was still finding Thane. Of course, I tried to help whoever I could find. Well, whoever I could find who wasn't actually shooting at me. Unfortunately the non-shooters were severely outnumbered by the shooters. Eventually I made it all the way to the top but I am amazingly sore from the pounding. Dantius (the target) thought I was the one trying to kill her. To be fair, by that point I really wasn't thinking very highly of her. However, Thane was the one who actually killed her. And very efficiently too. And then he prayed for forgiveness although I'm pretty sure he said the prayer was for him, not her.

Jacob apparently doesn't like assassins because they are just highly skilled mercenaries. I somehow managed not to laugh in his face when he said that. Seeing as how he works for what could be considered the largest mercenary force in the galaxy, he has quite the gall to judge Thane. Who, I must say, I find a bit intriguing. He seems to be both very reserved and very dangerous. Sounds a bit like someone I used to like. OK. Someone I still like but who apparently doesn't want anything to do with me. Oh well. A good night's sleep and then off to find an Asari named Samara.

[Farangbaa]

Wait, what? It's bugged? How? I never knew this.

 
It doesn't properly save how you resolve Jacob's LM.
 
(it's not worth editing your save, the difference is so small I barely noticed it)

[SporkFu]

Today, Earth. I got thinking about that scene when Hackett first boards the Normandy. What if one of his bodyguards was indoctrinated and shot him just as he was about to give his big speech. That would've made things interesting. Anyway... it didn't happen like that, heh. 

 

Cortez got Tali, Garrus and shep safely down to the surface, so they could recover the heavy weapons from the crash site of their accompanying shuttle. Perfectly placed turrets at chokepoints is a satisfying way to kill reaper forces. With the hades cannon destroyed it was time to say goodbye to everybody. Romanced Tali's goodbye is very touching: "I want more time." 

 

From the FOB, Tali, Javik and shep set off to kill a reaper with some missiles. With turrets and drones, it felt like I had a six-person squad, and even the banshees had no real chance against us, let alone the reaper. shep's drone and chiktikka had so much fun chasing marauder shields out of cover that that's all they wanted to do. I didn't complain. 

 

Javik probably wasn't the best choice to accompany a couple techies, but I figured he'd rather have a chance to die in a battle than some ceremonial suicide. In the end he helped Tali escape on the Normandy after she was badly hurt during the beam run. shep told her to live and build a house on Rannoch.

 

Then some crazy stuff happened until it was time to make a choice, so shep did. For the first time ever, I had Garrus telling Joker it was time to get the hell out of there and outrun the big blue beam. Usually it's the VS in my games.

 

Before shep gets down to the serious business of repairing and safeguarding the galaxy, I think his first decision will be to huskify TIM's remains and let him watch for eternity just how awesome it is to control the reapers every day.  

[Excella Gionne]

Today, Earth. I got thinking about that scene when Hackett first boards the Normandy. What if one of his bodyguards was indoctrinated and shot him just as he was about to give his big speech. That would've made things interesting. Anyway... it didn't happen like that, heh. 

 

Hackett did want reaper tech samples from that N7 mission called Cerberus Lab. I can only blame Hackett for getting shot.

[SporkFu]

Hackett did want reaper tech samples from that N7 mission called Cerberus Lab. I can only blame Hackett for getting shot.

And there you have it. It could happen. The guard could be a sleeper agent. 

[Excella Gionne]

And there you have it. It could happen. The guard could be a sleeper agent. 

Hackett could be indoctrinated. I always thought that mission was pretty stupid since the Alliance wanted Reaper tech samples. Like Garrus said, nothing good ever came from Reaper tech.

[SporkFu]

Hackett could be indoctrinated. I always thought that mission was pretty stupid since the Alliance wanted Reaper tech samples. Like Garrus said, nothing good ever came from Reaper tech.

That's why he believed Cerberus when they denied responsibility for Benning. 

[Excella Gionne]

That's why he believed Cerberus when they denied responsibility for Benning. 

Believing Cerberus is like having to take crap from the Virmire Survivor. BURN HACKETT AT THE STAKE! I freakin' love steak!

[themikefest]

Allison Shepard. She stopped the reapers within 48 hours

 

reapers are here in Vancouver

 

go to Mars and find something that will stop the reapers

 

went to the Citadel and talked with sick, lame, lazy and pathetic

 

go to Menae to get Victus

 

visited Sur'kesh and found a female Krogan

 

didn't cure the genophage. Padok Wiks lives

 

shot Udina. Sorry Ashley I like you so I couldn't shoot you. Welcome back on the Normandy

 

Lucifer the space hamster saw Traynor tie up her commander and.......... lets skip the rest

 

helped the Quarians solve their flashlight problem

 

found out Athame is a Prothean. EMBRACE JAVIK

 

Henry Lawson showed me humans can't fly

 

went to Keystone cops Headquarters and found out they were cloning Laurel and Hardy. Explains why they suck when fighting

 

Go to Earth and find out Andrson is indoctrinated

 

saw the owner of the reapers

 

shot tube

 

Currently Allison is touring the galaxy signing autographs and having her picture taken. She just signed a movie deal that she will star in along with Conrad Verner as 2 cops chasing a criminal going by the name of Hackett the Slackett. The film will be released in the fall of 2191