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[Excella Gionne]

You really want that toy don't you, Zaeed?

[Excella Gionne]

You can't say MaleShep and Garrus never went beyond bros.

[Excella Gionne]

I'm gonna send Cerberus back to hell!

[Farangbaa]

You are going to finish this playthrough (and probably your next) well before Amy

Maybe. I dunno what else I wanna do in the game though.

Maybe make a femshep.

Where to go first. I decide to go to Feros. I head down to the cargo hold and talk smack with pinky. I like her. She pulls out a bottle of whiskey and I lay out some more dope to snort.

Hope this option's there in ME4

[SporkFu]

You can't say MaleShep and Garrus never went beyond bros.

I've been meaning to ask... in ME2, there's a way to switch maleshep and femshep, but it's not perfect. In the romance dialogues femshep is still treated like maleshep, and vice-versa. Maybe they fixed it, I dunno... but is it like that in ME3 too? ... and I've also been meaning to say, you made a good-looking femshep, so I'm a little surprised you went with sheploo. But it's all good, that kinda works in a Garrus-mance for some odd reason... I still think it's kinda creepy cause Garrus is my bro, heh.   

Maybe. I dunno what else I wanna do in the game though.

Maybe make a femshep.

You haven't made a femshep yet? Dude, you're missing out. Femshep is cool. Jennifer Hale 

[SporkFu]

Started a new game today. Planning on taking a Samara romance as far as it goes. Because of that I've been thinking about skipping ME1 this time and just doing a mini-playthrough. Would have to be with a default shep. I have some no-romance saves for importing from 2 to 3, but none from 1 to 2. Is there a default romance for default shep, or is the default none? 

[Excella Gionne]

I've been meaning to ask... in ME2, there's a way to switch maleshep and femshep, but it's not perfect. In the romance dialogues femshep is still treated like maleshep, and vice-versa. Maybe they fixed it, I dunno... but is it like that in ME3 too? ... and I've also been meaning to say, you made a good-looking femshep, so I'm a little surprised you went with sheploo. But it's all good, that kinda works in a Garrus-mance for some odd reason... I still think it's kinda creepy cause Garrus is my bro, heh.   

You haven't made a femshep yet? Dude, you're missing out. Femshep is cool. Jennifer Hale 

If it's a romance dialogue and not a shared dialogue between both genders, it will be muted since the particular gender doesn't have that dialogue. I switched the genders in ME3, and not in ME2, 'cause I just wanted to experiment with it. My MaleShep, Jonathan Shepard, is romanced with Kaidan instead. For this playthrough with Marcus Shepard, I used one of my FemShep saves. I made her face into default FemShep face so that when I change the genders, the face isn't all corrupted. You are still treated like the opposite gender, but at least you're not treated that way with everyone like in Mass Effect 1. 

 

I can honestly say that a Garrus romance with MaleShep isn't very different from FemShep's. It would have worked if BioWare actually wanted to implement it(it was initially planned). 

[Excella Gionne]

Started a new game today. Planning on taking a Samara romance as far as it goes. Because of that I've been thinking about skipping ME1 this time and just doing a mini-playthrough. Would have to be with a default shep. I have some no-romance saves for importing from 2 to 3, but none from 1 to 2. Is there a default romance for default shep, or is the default none? 

There is no default romance, and if I'm correct, your gender will determine the Virmire survivor. The VS will always be the opposite gender of your Shepard. You can always use a save from masseffectsaves.com.

[SporkFu]

If it's a romance dialogue and not a shared dialogue between both genders, it will be muted since the particular gender doesn't have that dialogue. I switched the genders in ME3, and not in ME2, 'cause I just wanted to experiment with it. My MaleShep, Jonathan Shepard, is romanced with Kaidan instead. For this playthrough with Marcus Shepard, I used one of my FemShep saves. I made her face into default FemShep face so that when I change the genders, the face isn't all corrupted. You are still treated like the opposite gender, but at least you're not treated that way with everyone like in Mass Effect 1. 

 

I can honestly say that a Garrus romance with MaleShep isn't very different from FemShep's. It would have worked if BioWare actually wanted to implement it(it was initially planned). 

Ah, thanks for the explanation. So a custom headmorph doesn't work? .... As for Garrus, all I can say is if the romance option had been there from the beginning, like with Kaidan, I'd be okay with it... but I've done too many playthroughs having him as a sidekick for maleshep. It's ingrained Lol. 

[PunMaster]

Played my Krogan Warlord on multiplayer and decided it'd be fun to melee enemies while lagging... I call it.. Hammer Time.

 

Apologies to my teammates

[Excella Gionne]

Ah, thanks for the explanation. So a custom headmorph doesn't work? .... As for Garrus, all I can say is if the romance option had been there from the beginning, like with Kaidan, I'd be okay with it... but I've done too many playthroughs having him as a sidekick for maleshep. It's ingrained Lol. 

I don't play MaleShep enough to actually feel different with him. It just kind of feels the same... :S

 

And no, if you change gender with a custom head(not sure what happens in ME2, but I would say go for the default face and then switch)the face becomes corrupted and freakish like. Save Editor can't seem to do anything about that.

[SporkFu]

There is no default romance, and if I'm correct, your gender will determine the Virmire survivor. The VS will always be the opposite gender of your Shepard. You can always use a save from masseffectsaves.com.

Was planning on having Ash be the VS. Ah well, it doesn't really matter in ME2 who the VS is, they're both pr***s. 

 

Just looked up a defaultshep game on the wiki... No Conrad??   Bah, I better go to masseffectsaves... or play ME1. Hmm. 

[Farangbaa]

Conrad Verner

 

Conrad: "Okay! But I might be able to help you with... whatever you're doing that isn't Cerberus"

Shepard: "Conrad, I'm building an ancient, Prothean, dark energy device to stop the Reapers, can you help with that?" (the disbelief laced in every word)

Conrad: "Well.. I did write my doctoral dissertation on xenotechnology and dark energy integration"

 

And then the magic starts. That is, if you bothered to collect a buncha different things in ME1

[birefringent]

Ah, thanks for the explanation. So a custom headmorph doesn't work? .... As for Garrus, all I can say is if the romance option had been there from the beginning, like with Kaidan, I'd be okay with it... but I've done too many playthroughs having him as a sidekick for maleshep. It's ingrained Lol. 

The headmorph will be borked if you try going with female/male head on the opposite gender since they have different sizes and whatnot. But if you have a custom malehead and femhead you can apply it to the gender your using at the time to get working head. Use gibbed for importing / exporting the headmorphs.

[FairfaxGal]

I was purchasing some fish at one of the vendors when about a minute later I ran into Shiala. She asked me for help so I helped her. Something about a medical contact. I felt bad for asking her why she is green. I forgot what I did but I remember her saying, "you did it." She said whenever I am not doing whatever it is that I do, then stroked my arm and smiled at me. I was mad because there was no interrupt flashing. Where is the paramour option for her?

I just finished helping her out myself on my current run and I wondered the exact same thing. I was surprised there was no follow up option in ME3 either. Or was there and I just missed or forgot it?

And as an aside, apparently this page broke my IPad. I'll try to check in on my PC later and I'll check back in with my IPad once we get on the next page. It's a very old IPad so I guess I need to start thinking about getting a new tablet soon. Sigh!

EDIT: I can see the page now. I guess submitting a post bypasses whatever issues I was having before.

And I forgot completely about seeing Conrad this run! I didn't talk to him enough the first time I played ME1 so he wasn't around in my ME2/3 runs. My Paragon Shep helped him out and implied that he thwarted a terrorist incident. I'm not sure aiding his delusions is the best way to go but he just seems so happy when he's acting on them. I'm sure my renegade Shep will handle him differently.

[Farangbaa]

I think it was intended for Shiala to be romancable, but this wasn't carried through in ME3.

[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard

 

We get to Feros and find Geth attacking the colony. Me and pinky snort up some dope and start destroying the walking garbage cans. We head to Exogeni to see whats going. Good the Mako has a CD player. Lets rock and run over machines. This is a good song Runnin' with The Devil Turn it up. Louder. Lets go crazy. Ok. I snort some more dope and fight through more flashlights. Pinky enjoyed watching the ship of flashlights fall to the ground.

 

Find out about a plant called the Thorian.

Elvis: Commander. We can't just kill all the colonists?

Cruella: Why not? You gonna cry if I do?  If we save the colonists will you shut up?

Elvis: Ah...yes..ma'am

 

Ok colonists saved. What a buzz killer. Go down to deal with this Thorian

Cruella: Did you guys know the Asari are made from plants?

Pinky: No ma'am. I guess the Thorian breeds Asari. I wonder how many more Thorians are in the galaxy.

Cruella: It would explain why they all look the same. Whatever. I going to snort some more dope. Here's some for you pinky. I gonna put on my Freddy Krueger gloves and slice and dice these barfing, running plants.

Pinky: Yes ma'am. "Snort" Ahh. I needed that. Lets go

 

We get rid of a lot of the barfers and finally the Thorian falls to its death. What's this Asari want. It gives me a cipher that was given to Saren.

 

Back on the ship.

Elvis: Where to next Commander?

Krogan: I say we get that scientist

Cruella: Good idea redeye

Krogan: The name is Wrex.

Cruella: Not on this ship its not. Your name is redeye. Deal with it. Pinky. Do you want to go to the mess hall for some dope and booze and maybe play some strip poker?

Pinky: Ahh.... hmm. Ok. Sure. Why not.

Cruella: Everyone else is dismissed. Its a long trip to Therum.

[Farangbaa]

Anhur wants to meet Cruella.

 

How do we proceed from here?

[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard

 

Alright. Were on Therum. Kept Elvis on the ship and brought Faceless with me and my side kick Pinky. What song to listen to in the Mako. Ohh he** yeah. This is what we need. And with the speakers mounted on the outside of the Mako, everyone on the planet can listen. Awesome. Full blast Pinky. Hells Bells. Pull out the dope and booze. Cause we a rockin.

 

Ramming speed. Bang. Another 4 legged machine flys into the lava. Ohh that's gotta hurt. Make my day flashlight. Hahaha, Next time garbage can. Ok the fun is over. Now we have to hoof it the rest of the way. Not again. Aren't machines suppose to be smarter than organics? Whatever. They're now a pile of scrap.

 

Who is this?

Cruella: Who are you?

Asari: My name is Liara T'soni.

Cruella: Alright. Stop hanging around and follow me.

Asari: I'm trapped. If you can find some way to get me out, I would be grateful.

Cruella: Hold on. Pinky? You bring the cards?

Pinky: Yes ma'am.

Cruella: I say we play Gin Rummy until we can find a way to get her out of here. Plus I could use a snort.

Pinky: Sounds good Commander.

Liara: Wait. What about me?

Cruella: What about you? You're not going anywhere anytime soon. Just take a chill pill.

Liara: Ugh

 

We get the scientist freed only to run into more flashlights and a Krogan. Alright. Shoot. Killed idiot. Get back to Normandy.

 

Down in the mess hall

Liara: Commander I have a few questions:

Cruella: Before I answer them Blueberry. And just to let you know, that's your name if you want to stay on this ship. Now sit down and have a drink.

Liara: Thats fine. Thanks for the drink... Ohh. Thats got a bit of a kick. Can I have another drink and what is this stuff here?

Cruella: Yes you can have another drink. That is cocaine and red sand mixed together. I call it Redcaine. Try some.

Blueberry: Ohh my that is ve----

Pinky: Wow. That really hit her hard skipper.

Cruella: It did. Next time we'll give her a lesser dose. I bet 50 credits she will come to me for more.

Pinky: Your on. And I will add to the bet that she will want to have a few drinks as well.

Cruella: I like how you think Pinky. Deal those cards. We have a long trip to Virmire.

[SilJeff]

Today, I went to the embassies floor on the Citadel and fell through that hole in the floor behind that large sign. Then I walked in that place I fell through to all the way to where Purgatory is, except I was below where you'd normally be in Purgatory. After walking some more, I fell through another floor, this time I fell forever and got to see the Presidium background from below. Then I had to reboot my console.

[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard

 

We land on Virmire. I have pinky and blueberry with me. We drink a few shots and snort a couple of lines. Its good to see blueberry liking the stuff. She seems more relaxed. We get in the mako. Turn the volume to max Lets see. What song should I play? Excellent. Whiskey In The Jar Now lets find some sh*t to run over. Yeah. More flashlights get broken. More of big ones. Lets see. Forward. Backward. Forward. Dead. Ok. We need to open the gate. Kill the flashlight.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you

Three, four, better lock your door

Five, six, grab your crucifix

Seven, eight, gonna stay up late

Yes. Be very afraid machine. Kill, kill, kill. Ma, ma, ma

 

We meeet up with the Salarians. Now it gets worse. Saren is breeding Krogan and redeye wants to save the information

Kill him pinky.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

Again.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

 

Elvis: You can't kill him like that. Aahhh

Cruella: Listen you little ****. If I want someone killed, I expect that someone to be killed. You got that buster. You question me again, I will cut you in half. Pinky. Burn the body.

Pinky: Yes ma'am.

 

We fight more Geth and some Krogan. I will say this. They're tough. But they still die. Whats that? Another beacon.

YEEEESSSSSSS. I WANT MORE. Oh man. What a rush. Thats what I call a good buzz. Now what is this?

giant hand: You're not Saren.

Cruella: Your powers of observation procede you dumba**.

giant hand: Puny little thing. You words are meaningless

Cruella: Maybe, but I'm not the one with dirty fingernails.

giant hand: What? They can't be. I just had a manicure the other day. You will pay for this insolence

Cruella: Yeah, yeah. Cry me a river. Do me a favor? Go home so that I won't have to kick your a**.

giant hand: The cycle cannot be broken. I will crush you with my hand.

Cruella: You're just a hand and hands can be broken

giant hand: What? This is over.

Cruella: Ok pinky and blueberry. Lets have a couple of snorts and go set the bomb

 

Fight more Geth and Krogan. We get the bomb off the ship, but Elvis is trapped. Forget him. And now I face Saren or as I call him dipsh*t. He explains about saving everyone. Good luck with that stupid. We fight. Its a draw. Next time dipsh*t.

 

I look out the window. Boom. I head down to mess hall to play cards with pinky and blueberry. We head to Noveria and hopefully that will give information to finding the Mu relay.

[Excella Gionne]

Completed my Commando Mastery in Multiplayer. After 500hrs, I thought it was already completed, I guess I didn't start playing more Turians until 3 months back. All that is left is the N7 Mastery. God, I hate promoting!

[Excella Gionne]

First part of Taking Back Earth!

[Farangbaa]

I'm really wondering how snorting sh*t makes Blueberry more relaxed 

Most stuff that goes up your nose does not relax you.

 

Unless it's ketamine... which is hilarious btw, in small doses.

[Excella Gionne]

I'm really wondering how snorting sh*t makes Blueberry more relaxed 

Most stuff that goes up your nose does not relax you.

 

Unless it's ketamine... which is hilarious btw, in small doses.

What? What have you been reading?