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[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard will now play ME2

 

background - Earthborn/soldier/ruthless/drug user/devil worshipper/  She is a model citizen.

 

Blueberry: Commander? Why are we being attacked? Also Joker refuses to leave the cockpit.

Cruella: I don't know. Find Pinky. I want the 2 of you to get all the dope and booze safely to an escape pod. We can't loose our stuff. I will deal with Joker.

Blueberry: Yes ma'am

 

So I'm gonna have to save him being sober. This is gonna hurt. Faster this gets done the faster I can get back to my dope. He thinks he can save the ship. That only happens in the movies you idiot. Get in the pod and aaahhh. Crap. Now I'm floating in space. Mmm. I wonder if I can fly like Supergirl. Oh no. Airleak. I can't die. My dope. My boo--.

 

Damn. My head hurts like he**. Who's that voice I hear? Shut up already. I feel sorry for her kids who have to put up with that annoyance. Where I'm? A robot? Come on Cruella. Get it together. Shoot. Destroy. I think I got it.

 

Cruella: Who are you? And what's with the long underwear?

Jacob: What? You mean my armor?

Cruella: Armor? I bet you wouldn't last at all in combat. Now. Who are you?

Jacob: Damn. You don't have to be so mean. The name is Jacob Taylor

Cruella: That's nice. Your new name is underwear. So tell me, where the **** I'm I?

Underwear: You don't ha-- aahhh

Cruella: Tell you what? Get me to a shuttle and away from this place. If you can't do that, then your wasting my time and I will kill you.

Underwear: Ahh....yes ma'am

 

We fight some more robots. I'm starting to get in my groove. I still like to have some dope and booze right now. Who's this sorry looking idiot. Wilson. Ok. Your name is now stupid. Stupid and underwear lead me to the shutlle bay. Cool. Some female kills stupid. She's the one in charge of me coming back to life.

Cruella: Why'd you do it?

Woman: You have to talk to my boss about that. My name is Miranda Lawson.

Cruella: Really? Your new name is dollface

Dollface: What? Without me yo-- ahh

Cruella: Shut up. I'll cal you whatever I want. Right now I just want to get a buzz and have something to drink. Then I'll talk with your master.

Dollface: That's. Ahh nevermind.

 

So I've been dead for 2 years. Now I'm standing in front of a hologram smoker. Times have changed since I died. Got people wearing underwear as armor and hologram smokers. What's next?

Cruella: So you're The Cancer Man

TCM: Wait. What? I'm referred to as The Illusive Man.

Cruella: Call yourself whatever you want, but the name still stands. So. Why bring me back?

TCM: You defeated the giant hand and I believe the colonists that are missing are related to the giant hands.

Cruella: Fine. I will stop whatever is kidnapping the colonists. And I hope that my body is exactly the way it was before my death.

TCM: We wanted to make sure you were exactly the same before you died.

Cruella: Will I be able to have children? Do you have an answer to that? If not, then I'm not exactly the same.

TCM: ..........

Cruella: If you can't back up what you say, then don't say anything at all

TCM: Only time will tell about that. Right now I need to know what happened to the colonists. Miranda and Jacob will help you.

Cruella: You  mean dollface and underwear. If they snort dope and drink booze, then I can put up with them

 

We get to Freedom's progress and I run into a former squadmate, Faceless. Its short lived. We find out a species called the Collectors have been taking the colonists. Alright. I meet Joker and shows me a new ship. NICE. I name it Normandy. I also add a bootle of Jack Daniels to be drawn on one tail and the other will have a pile of dope. Cool. Now I will need to get some dope to snort and booze to drink. Then I'll worry about the colonists.

[OPM_Lunacy]

Excellent. Let the evilness flow through your body. You will experience power you never had before.

 

haha can't argue with that, I am evil since I started playing with a renegade Shepard   

[themikefest]

haha can't argue with that, I am evil since I started playing with a renegade Shepard   

Here's a playthrough that makes Shepard very evil or just very ruthless.

[OPM_Lunacy]

Here's a playthrough that makes Shepard very evil or just very ruthless.

 

*evil laughter* 

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Nadia Shepard.

 

I went to rescue the kids at Grissom Academy. I took Javik and EDI with me. I thought that would be interesting since it got EDI out of the airlock and Javik ground time. They didn't speak to each other the entire time. But I've got to tell you, that Alliance gear is crap. We had better gear when I was with Cerberus. I've never seen so many Engineers in my life. Jack was p*ssed off as usual except she didn't swear at all. It wasn't like her. It was like she'd joined some religious cult. I miss the old Jack.

 

Then I went artifact hunting and made some money. Time to buy some decent armor. Maybe something from Cerberus. I visited Kaidan again, and he's doing well. He's getting out the hospital. Looks like he's finally over the Cerberus stuff. ... but if he sees me in Cerberus armor won't that ruin things? General Oraka got his weapons so he's not going to be a problem. If he was I was going to have Aria put a hit on him.

 

I guess the next stop is Sur'Kesh and that stupid summit. This is going to be good.

[OPM_Lunacy]

General Oraka got his weapons so he's not going to be a problem. If he was I was going to have Aria put a hit on him.

 

I guess the next stop is Sur'Kesh and that stupid summit. This is going to be good.

 

I hate Oraka, always have to fly towards that system, pick up the weapons, go back to the black market dealer, talk to Oraka etc etc

I have to save the galaxy of the reaper threat and that stupid Turian who was drunk and sad in Mass Effect 1asks you for that stupid task

I really hate Oraka's quest

[Farangbaa]

I hate Oraka, always have to fly towards that system, pick up the weapons, go back to the black market dealer, talk to Oraka etc etc
I have to save the galaxy of the reaper threat and that stupid Turian who was drunk and sad in Mass Effect 1asks you for that stupid task
I really hate Oraka's quest

Or you could just have him killed.

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technically, Anhur didn't lie to Koris. He does want to end the war... by destroying the Geth.

[N7Dom]

Hank Shepard decided to bring tali and garrus on the final stage of priority earth despite them not complimenting his powers as a vanguard because he wouldn't have it any other way. About to be ripped apart by multiple banshees, Shepard his saved by a missed laser shot from the reaper destroyer. Despite its noble intentions, Hank fired 2 missiles into the reaper destroyer as Hammer team finished it off. Before entering the crucible's beam, he sent garrus and tali off to the Normandy with romanced tali in tears. Hank uses his special ability of talking the illusive man to death and ascended upwards like an intergalactic Jesus to meet the crucible A.I. Reluctantly playing by the starchilds rules, Hank ran into synthesis.

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
This was, in my opinion, the best ending to the Rannoch arch. Granted, I have never picked the Quarians over the Geth with both Legion and Tali present, so I can't really compare, but the Geth VI at the end was great. And Raan saves the day

The conversation with EDI and Joker afterwards is pretty good too

[cap and gown]

Technically, Anhur didn't lie to Koris. He does want to end the war... by destroying the Geth.

Maybe you should have saved the crew instead. No misleading dialogue, and one less peacenik admiral.

[Farangbaa]

Maybe you should have saved the crew instead. No misleading dialogue, and one less peacenik admiral.

Nah, Anhur needs the Quarians at their strongest with the Geth gone.

[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard

 

I like the new ship. Nice and roomy. I ordered Dollface to put on armor otherwise I would kick her off the ship. We head to the Citadel to look for my former drug dealer. Excellent. Found her. I convince Dollface to use her credits to pay for the stuff and the booze. She was not happy. I'll fix that.

 

Back on the Normandy I went to my cabin to do some snorting and drinking. Surprisingly Dollface wanted to snort as well. Cool. I didn't think she would. Good.

 

We head to Omega and recruit Zaeed. I like this guy. So for the moment he can keep his name. Me, Underwear and Dollface talk with this so called Queen of Omega

Cruella: If your Omega, you may want to do a better job of cleaning yourself up. And another thing, your name is now Aria T'Loser.

Aria T'Loser: I could have my guards kill you right here.

Cruella: Go ahead. I get the feeling you just talk big to get your way having guards around. I bet by yourself, you're no different than any other Asari I've killed.

Aria T'Loser: ........

Cruella: I'm here looking for someone named Mordin Solus and Archangel. The faster you give me the information, the faster you can go back to being Queen Dump.

 

Ok. Lets get the Salarian. Kill merc. Bullet to head. Move. Head explodes. I should open my own 'How to be a Merc' training facility. We find the Salarian who wants me to start the fans back up. Yeah. Ok. Sure. Me and Dollface snort some dope and have a few drinks while Zaeed has a few drinks himself. He won't touch the dope. That's fine. Shoot a bunch of teeth creatures and a few Krogan. Good. Fans back on. Salarian on ship. He heads to the lab.

 

We head back on Omega to get this Archangel guy. Dollface and me snort more dope and Zaeed has a few drinks. Who is this Turian?

Turian: Shepard.

Cruella: Do I know you?

Turian: The name is Garrus Vakarian. We met briefly when you were chasing Saren. I was working for C-Sec

Cruella: What do you mean was?

Garrus: I got tired of all the paperwork and bureaucracy that I quit C-Sec and came here to see if I can do some good.

Cruella: Wait a minute. You left C-Sec to come here to kill merc's when you could've stayed with C-Sec and killed bad guys while protecting the people on the Citadel?

Garrus: .........

Cruella: Sounds like you don't like taking orders and just want to kill whoever without taking any responsiblity for your actions. So now your name is Quitter.

Quitter: What the he** does that mean?

Cruella: I call it as I see it. If I hadn't shown up, more then likely you would be killed. So for now, consider yourself lucky to be alive.  Do you have a plan to fight these guys?

Quitter: I do. And with you here it shouldn't be too hard to stop these guys. Just like old times Shepard.

Cruella: What old times birdbrain? I barely even know you. Lets get this over with. Damn

 

We get rid of the merc's and Quitter is injured. I'm tempted to leave him for dead, but I need people to help me stop the Collectors. After that, who knows.

 

In the mess hall, me, Dollface snort some dope while Rupert Gardner and Zaeed drink. Cool. Were on our way to recruit a Krogan.

[Daemul]

Well, I just completed Mass Effect 3, and for the first time I chose refuse, not because I was trying to keep my honour intact or some nonsense like that, but because an ending where the Reapers won was the most fitting for my canon play through. There unfortunately has to be some headcanon employed due to the the way the Refusal ending comes about, i.e. Shepard rejecting the Catalyst's choices, but there's nothing that can be done about it, since Bioware didn't add a proper "Reapers win" ending, where Shepards input is irrelevant, even though Bioware said pre-release a proper "Reapers win" ending would be in the game. 

 

Ah well, nothing can be done about it now. 

[FairfaxGal]

It has been a very busy last few days. First there was Tuchanka where I ran into Wrex of all people. He looked really good (well when hasn't he) and he has really taken charge of the Krogan. He accepted Grunt as a Krogan and gave him a way to become part of clan Urdnot. Mordin and I acted as Grunt's krantt in a Krogan rite of passage. I even got to head butt a really obnoxious Krogan! The rite involved fighting and killing a lot of native fauna, including a thresher maw. Which we smoked! It was beautiful watching the maw die. And even better watching Grunt finish off that other obnoxious Krogan. When we got back I made friends with the cutest varren ever. He followed me around the rest of our visit. While Grunt hasn't exactly calmed down since then he has greater peace of mind about his desire to kill almost everything he sees. So win-win.

 

That was the fun part of Tuchanka. Then we went to find Mordin's assistant, who we thought had been kidnapped. It turns out he was holed up in an old hospital trying to cure the genophage. While I do believe that is a noble goal his methods left something to be desired. I never want to see anything like that again. Mordin and I talked a lot about his role in the genophage and I think I understand better why he felt like he had to do it. And I also realize how much working on it cost him. I stopped Mordin from killing his assistant, which I think he appreciated, and we then decided that he should keep the data and look into moving it forward in the future. But this is all mere peanuts to the big news which is that Mordin sings Gilbert and Sullivan! I can't even begin to describe how stunned I was. But in a good way. I wonder what future gems he has hidden away.

 

Then I headed to the Citadel to help Garrus and Thane. Garrus had tracked the guy who betrayed his squad on Omega to the Citadel and he basically wanted to kill him. We tracked him to an old C-Sec acquaintance of Garrus' named Harkin. Let's just says the docks in that part of the Citadel need some repair work. Once we "convinced" Harkin to cooperate with us, we met up with this Sidonis guy and Garrus killed him. I tried to talk Garrus out of shooting him in cold blood but he reminded me that I was the one who taught him that sometimes you just have to shoot someone. Maybe I was a little overzealous in that mission. Oh well. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

Thane's mission was as personal but thankfully did not have near as much chaos in the end. It just took one somewhat overzealous interrogation and one dead Krogan but we stopped Thane's son from starting up a career as an assassin. Apparently Thane had been an absentee father and this was his boy Kolyat's way of getting his attention. It worked and hopefully they will be able to reconnect. After it was all over, Thane and I had several long talks. I'm really starting to like him. He seems to be starting to care for me as well. He called me "siha" the last time. I wonder what that means. Hopefully it's something good.

 

Finally, I went to this swank party on a planet near the Citadel to help out Kasumi. She needed to retrieve a memento of an old friend from this rich scumbag. Well, we got the memento (and a cool pistol). Thankfully we had hidden our armor nearby because apparently rich scumbag do not like to have their own stuff stolen. Watching Kasumi take down the shield on a gunship by jumping onto the exterior of the gunship was awesome. Watching it explode shortly thereafter, also awesome. Apparently the data her friend had encrypted into the memento could hurt the Alliance if it got out but I don't think Kasumi has any interest in exposing it. She just wanted memories of her friend. I let her have them.

 

I have no idea what I'll do next. There's still so much I need to do before I feel comfortable taking the battle to the Collectors.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

So I was in the mood to get back into things after leaving the trilogy alone for a while. I have three Shepards, a Soldier, an Engineer and an Adept I still have to run through with having completed the trilogy with the other three classes. As an aside the Soldier, Victor Shepard, will be played as full Renegade which is a first for me. I'll probably leave him until last.

 

Or at least that was the plan until I discover I never actually finished ME3 with my Vanguard, her save is just before Sanctuary. So I'll have to do that first.

[RanetheViking]

I finished Noveria. I let the Rachni queen live. Now the big bug owes me one.

Then I went and saved Terra Nova from some stinky Batarians. However, I let Kate Bowman die so I could kill Balak. 

 

Back on the Normandy I sold all my crap weapons and gear to the Quartermaster, but he's still stocking nothing useful.  So I headed to the Citadel to see if the shops had anything there. But nada! No Colossus for me.

 

So my Shep headed to Virmire and I have a feeling Ashley isn't going to make it.  .. And you know, I was right.

Back on the Citadel the idiots, I mean the politicians, decided that Saren was no longer a threat and that they had everything under control and to top it off, grounded me. 

 

After stealing my ship back, I headed to the Styx Theta cluster to stop some rachni. Those brood warriors are tough humps on Insanity mode.

 

After I sorted them out headed to Ilos. Made out with Liara, then we went down to the planet to celebrate. But after opening the bunker doors decided to catch some zz's.

 

Level 56 Adept and still no Colossus armour for me, (hmm, that sounds like something the 'Soup Nazi' would say. "No Colossus for you!"). 

[Farangbaa]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gotta love Citadel DLC Time to finish it up

[Excella Gionne]

Started a new FemShep playthrough since I didn't feel like continuing the other one. 

 

 

BIOWARE QUALITY!

[birefringent]

 

 

 

BIOWARE QUALITY!

 

 

That sorta looks like a very low res version of Jack.

[themikefest]

Started a new FemShep playthrough since I didn't feel like continuing the other one. 

 

 

BIOWARE QUALITY!

Who is that behind the bars?

[Farangbaa]

Started up Steam, opened the store, saw 80% off on XCOM and thought it might be a cool game.

 

I'm going to regret this... in the good way

[themikefest]

Cruella Shepard

 

We head towards the area where this Krogan can be found. Kill the mercs and one is injured. He gives bad information and I have Dollface cutoff his arm and legone leg. What a pretty sight. I will admit, I like the voice over the PA. Fight more Krogan and mercs. Me and Dollface snort some dope and talk with this Okeer. I look down and see Jedore. Hmm. I wonder if I could get her on the ship and forget about this Krogan. We face Jedore. Me and Dollface sit down with her, have a few drinks and snort some dope. She didn't want to be on my squad, so I had Dollface chop her head off. Now I have a Krogan in a tank. It can stay there for the time being

 

Dr.Phil told me she is concerned about having the Krogan on the ship. I give her some dope which seemed to help. Ok. Lets get this Jack guy.

 

Get to the prison and the Warden wants to caged me. Sorry clown. That's not happening. Fight through the clown guards. You've got to kidding. Is that Jack? A girl? Lets go get her. With Dollface and Zaeed at my side, we kill everyone in our path. I'm getting worried about Dollface. After every kill, she chops off a limb from each body. Sure. Why not. Warden is dead. Now I face this Jack person

Jack: Who are you?

Cruella: Don't worry about who I am. Just know I need you on my team to stop the Collectors.

Jack: Make it worth my time.

Cruella: I'll give you full access to all the dope and booze you can handle

Dollface: But that is for us Commander.

Jack: That upsets the cheerleader. I'll take your deal

Cruella: Good. And her name is Dollface. Your new name is now Tats.

Tats: What?

Cruella: You heard me. I expect you to follow my orders and when I want someone killed I expect you to kill that someone no matter who it is.

Tats: As long as you keep the dope and booze comin', I will do anything for you

 

I talk with TCM. Apparently something might be happening on Horizon. For now, I head to the mess hall to snort dope with Dollface and tats. And look at that. Dr.Phil wants to join as well. Thats fine with me. I sit looking at everyone with an evil grin.

[OPM_Lunacy]

Or you could just have him killed.

 

I am doing a renegade playthrough right now, I'll let you know when it's done

[SporkFu]

Who is that behind the bars?

Chairman Burns. He just wouldn't shut up about those L2 implant reparations, so they locked him away. 

 

Really, it looks like the soldier in that first video report of the reapers hitting London.