Cruella Shepard
I take Quitter and Dollface to Horizon with me. Dollface and I snort some dope and have a few drinks. The Collectors are bugs. Ok. We switch our ammo to Raid ammo. That works well. What is that? A bug that can glow, walk and talk. Its dead now. The rest of the bugs get killed. There's Pinky. I give her a hug
Pinky: Its good to see you Commander. I thought you were dead.
Cruella: I was. Cerberus brought me back to stop the Collectors who might be working for the giant hands.
Pinky: Can you trust them? In the last 2 years, Anderson hasn't done much to find a way to stop the hands. All I'm doing is checking on the colonies
Cruella: Do you have time for a few drinks and some dope?
Pinky: Yes ma'am I do
Dollface: What about me?
Cruella: Sure. Dollface. This is Pinky. She helped me stop Saren aka dipsh*t
Back on the ship, we head to Illium to help Dollface about a problem of hers. I can also restock my dope and booze supply. Gianna Parasini. You hot looking mama. I help her with a task of hers and have a beer. Too bad I can't have her on the ship
Cruella: Blueberry. How you doing? Oww
Blueberry: Remember when you had me chop off my mothers head?
Cruella: That was because she was committing crimes against fashion with that headgear of hers
Blueberry. I know. Its just that the death is on vid for everyone to see. Everyone is calling me 'The Chopper'
Cruella: Thats funny. Would you like to sit down, snort some dope and have a drink?
Blueberry: I would like that. The last time was with Pinky shortly after you died
Cruella: I saw her on Horizon. She looks good. I see you still have your pitchfork and got a machete.
Blueberry: Yes I do. I'm sorry to cut this short, but I work to do. Will talk later Commander
Cruella: See you around Blueberry
Now to fight these mercs for Dollface. Aim. Shoot face. Head explodes. Who's this Niket guy.
Cruella: You need to kill him Dollface. Use my machete.
Dollface: One moment. I need to ask a few quest--.
Cruella: I'll do it myself
Niket: Nooo--
We fight the mercs. Right now I'm pi**ed. All dead
Cruella: Now listen up you stupid little sh*t. When I tell you to kill someone, I expect you kill that someone. Do you understand?
Dollface: Ahh...yes..ma'am
Cruella: The next time. I will cut you in half. Now lets get back to the ship
With the dope and booze restocked, I go to help Zaeed to find someone. On this mission I left Dollface on the ship and took Tats. We snort some dope while Zaeed has a couple drinks. See mercs. Aim. Shoot face. Head explodes. Now that's what I'm talking about. Zaeed burns the clown. Excellent. Let the evil flow through your body.
Back on the ship, me Dollface, Tats play cards, snort dope and drink while heading to our next destination