That's just as bad. The understudy gets an understudy and Garrus gets none.
Samara doesn't have one. Zaeed doesn't have one, Miranda doesn't have one. Thane doesn't have one. Kasumi doesn't have one.
That's just as bad. The understudy gets an understudy and Garrus gets none.
Samara doesn't have one. Zaeed doesn't have one, Miranda doesn't have one. Thane doesn't have one. Kasumi doesn't have one.
Samara doesn't have one. Zaeed doesn't have one, Miranda doesn't have one. Thane doesn't have one. Kasumi doesn't have one.
Lol, okay I got the message: stop b*tchin', spork. ![]()
Except Thane gets an understudy. If he's dead Kirrahe takes his place.
Michelle Shepard. - Earthborn/warhero/adept. She is the sister of Cruella Shepard
Michelle watches on the vid of some attack on Eden Prime. She has Kaidan and Jenkins with her. A lot of gunfire can be heard in the background. Oh no. Jenkins is killed. RIP. Run into a woman who's firing at what appears to be flashlights. She tells me her name, Ashley Williams. So it was Geth that attacked the colony. We head to the spaceport for the beacon and discover Nillus lying dead. A dockworker tells us another Turain, named Saren, killed him. Fight through the Gethbots and disarm the bombs. There's the beacon. Wow. Behind it is where the giant ship landed. Looks like a massive bomb went boom.
I throw Kaidan away from the beacon and then I starting seeing images. What the h---?.
My head hurts. The beacon is destroyed and a Spectre is dead. Anderson says he believes Saren wants to wipeout humanity. Not on my watch he won't. We get to the Citadel. Big place. It could use a different color of paint. Like blue with red racing stripes. We talk with the council, but without any evidence, there's nohing I can do right now. Anderson and Udina suggest pursuing this Garrus guy. I will go to Chlora's Den and speak with this Harkin character
Lol, okay I got the message: stop b*tchin', spork.
Except Thane gets an understudy. If he's dead Kirrahe takes his place.
Thane doesn't have one if Kirrahe is dead in ME1
Thane doesn't have one if Kirrahe is dead in ME1
I know, but the possibility for one is there.
I need to finish up this game of ME3 so I can start the new run I just thought off.
God, I need ME4. I'll never get rid of this trilogy otherwise ![]()
What the heck did I sign up for?
Collecting ragdolls is a hobby of mine.
This crap better not stain my armor.
What are those two up to now? Get back into cover already...sheez.
That turian better have steady aim, or this could become... problematic.
Probl...
Ah, monsieur Harbinger. We meet again.
You know this does really sting.
Damn, that's a lot of bugs.
The power of the Blackstorm bends to my will.
Yeah, give me the one labeled: "BIG BOOM"
Ready, steady...
Oh, sorry. I had something in my ear. Couldn't hear all the crap you probably just said.
What you got there, Joker? A novella of some ancient machines coming to destroy the galaxy? Sounds interesting. I'm gonna go read this in my cabin.
Hahah, that 'what the hell did I sign up for?-pic ![]()
Anhur expected some nookie
Got a tattoo.
Michella Shepard
I go to Chora's Den. This Harkin guy is a pig. I locate Garrus and help Dr. Michel. Garrus joins the squad and I head to FIST. Its your lucky day FIST. Get lost. Find the Quarian and kill a few assassins. Here's your prove council. I'm now a Spectre. Ok. Now what? I see some guy named Conrad Verner. Cute guy. Maybe when I see you the next time. Help Rita's sister. I didn't let Wrex on my team since he shoved me. I'm a woman and I expect to be treated like one. The Normandy is mine now. Mine. mine, mine. Alright Joker. Lets head to Feros.
Anhur expected some nookie
Got a tattoo.
Aww, but it's true love. The bed stuff can wait for a bit ![]()










Tonight I extended the reach of the Georgian Empire into Bulgaria; helped my son's wife extend her realm in Gallilee and murdered my inbred nephew.
John Shepard
Colonist/War Hero
I love the smell of vengeance in the morning. Today, Shepard put his Spectre authority to good use. The information about Virmire doesn't seem too pressing, so John decided to take a break from routine and make the galaxy a little better off. And after hearing the horror story of Talitha, that means killing some slavers. Shady Citadel Persona Helena Blake was kind enough to provide the location of several slaver and criminal hideouts, which Shepard promptly cleared out with lethal efficiency, and convinced Helena that it was in her best interest to find a new line of work. He also attempted to rescue a kidnapped Dantius sister, and though he was rather pissed at being duped, she was a criminal and won't be hurting anyone else.
But the icing on the cake came when stumbled upon a supposedly lost nuclear device from the First Contact War. Though it was clearly a trap, Shepard, Tali and Ashley descended into a mineshaft only to be trapped by none other than Elanos Haliat, the man responsible for the Skyllian Blitz. Shepard was flattered that Haliat placed the blame for the failed invasion on Shepard, and let the pirate leader know his days were numbered. The rigged bomb was no match for Tali's technical skills, and Haliat and his band of mercs was easily dispatched by the combined sniping skills of Shepard and Ashley. An ignoble end for a pitiful pirate.
Raven Shepard
Colonist/Sole Survivor
Killed Sovereign, saved the Council, and let the politicians decide who would be the new human councilor. Now she's ready for some quality alone time with Kaidan....
Saren and his Geth sure made a mess of the place.
Bwahaha! Jack's loyalty mission.
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Michael Shepard, Adept, War Hero.
Recruited Garrus a.k.a Archangel on Omega. Did a couple of odd jobs while I was there. Such as helping out a Quarian and saving Patriach. I also made a stinky batarian bartender drink his own poison. Poetic justice is the best justice.
Then headed to Beckenstein with Kasumi. Apparently there's some big shindig for some scumbags going on. Anyway, after trashing the hosts bedroom and stealing his stuff, we then blew him up. Great party all round.
After that headed to Aite to stop yet another Cerberus experiment gone awry. After destroying a satellite dish thingy, decided to call it a day.
So went back to the Normandy and got on the drink with Garrus and Zaeed while Mordin sang his songs for us.
Mass Effect: The Misadventures of Darya Shepard .... Epilogue
You never bet against commander Shepard. Everyone knows that.
You never bet against commander Shepard. Everyone knows that.
Ha, tell that to James, who bets against Shepard and wins because, and I quote:
"You spend on your luck on the battlefield, commander, it's simple math"
Ha, tell that to James, who bets against Shepard and wins because, and I quote:
"You spend on your luck on the battlefield, commander, it's simple math"
Yeah, but come on, man. The only way it sounds better than "you never bet against commander shepard" is if James says, "I won a bet against shepard once. Once."