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[birefringent]

[von uber]

 

 

 

Your Shep really reminds me of the Latino gang leader i made in Saints Row 3

 

[birefringent]

Your Shep really reminds me of the Latino gang leader i made in Saints Row 3

The multiverses are starting to blend together

[von uber]

The multiverses are starting to blend together

 

Distant ancestor...?

[birefringent]

[themikefest]

Michelle Shepard

 

Scan planets for minerals. Scan planets for minerals. Scan planets for minerals. Scan planets for minerals. What the heck is going on? Hey you? You puppetmaster? You're the one they call the themikefest right? I know you're pulling my strings, but I'm the one doing all the work. Lets mix it up a little bit. Try this. Scan planets for minerals, do a mission. Scan planets for minerals, do a mission. Remember we have to stop the collectors. Get with the program

 

We head to Illium. I meet with Giaana Parasini. She's still a good looking woman. Yum, yum. I help her with her problem and we have a beer. Take care Gianna.

 

I talk with Liara T'soni, my former squadmate, who I guess decided that studying the Protheans was boring, so she became an information broker. Surprising since she always talked about the Protheans while we were chasing Saren. She gives me information to find Samara and Thane and we part ways.

 

Hello Conrad Verner. You fine looking hunk of meat. Too bad you're married. I help him solve his problem and tell him to be safe. It would suck if something were to happen to him.

 

Help Miranda with her sister

 

Found Jacobs father. What a sorry looking piece of garbage. We leave him in the hands of his crew.

 

Let Jack blow up the facility she stayed at when she was younger

 

Rescued Tali and brought her onboard the Normandy

 

Added armor, shields and a Thannix cannon to the ship

 

Went to Tuchanka and had Grunt to the Rite of Passage. He now can see "R" rated movies

 

Helped Mordin find his student, Maleon, who is trying to cure the genophage. Had Mordin destroy the data

 

Found out the Collectors were once Protheans.

 

We need to get the IFF. I will help with a few more problems first.

[ZipZap2000]

Today Shep had some mostly quiet drinks with the crew, although some of them really can't handle their booze. Surprisingly Javik is actually capable of being an even bigger d*ck than usual. Tali did a great impression of Liara that the rest of us found amusing. Liara wasn't impressed but she let it slide, she had a good chuckle when he found Tali passed out in the toilet. "That can't be good for her immune system." she giggled.

 

Kasumi has a fondness for card games, who knew? He's still checking the silverware before she leaves but it's nice to have her pop up and surprise everyone from time to time.

 

Wrex must have been reminiscing about the good old days with Grunt because when he sat down to talk them they just kept saying his name over and over again, trying to keep up he eventually realised he was out numbered and outgunned. Making matters worse though Grunt decided to eat a lamp which shorted out the power for a while making everyone nervous Garrus was building booby traps again so we all just stood perfectly still for a while hoping Tali was sober enough to fix it.

 

He wanted to get everyone into the hot tub but dammit Zaeed rigged it up to boil us all like French lobster. His loss really Liara looks great in a swim suit.

 

Before the night was over Joker had successfully annoyed almost everyone and Shep was wondering why EDI even puts up with his sh*t, Traynor is much better looking from his perspective.

 

In all it was a good night for Shep and his crew.

 

Deja Vu. Shep finds himself back on earth under house arrest. Had it all been dream? Or is he living some sort of Groundhog day rerun?  No. The Prothean's are extinct he must have dreamed it all. Not sure about the situation he just sat around for a bit feeling like a badass for getting arrested until he noticed the neighbours kid was playing on the lawn again. He smiled for a moment....if only he had a pistol.

 

Pretty soon some random Human walks in and start talking acting like he served on the Normandy or something he named his new pet James, it seemed to like that and responded well to direction he might keep him if he gets the chance. After a brief meeting with Anderson and the Admiralty board the Reapers attacked and killed everyone before he'd even had a chance to say "I told you so" inconsiderate bastards they are.

 

Anderson handed him a weapon and for a brief moment he contemplated going back and shooting that annoying kid from next door now that he had the chance. He'll just have to wait with any luck a husk will eat him anyway.  

 

So now it's back to doing what he does best killing Reapers and leading Liara on while having no intention of romancing her. All hail Renshep!

[Farangbaa]

Yesterday I was taken from the Mage's Tower and brought to Ostagar...

 

oh wait.

[FairfaxGal]

At some point in the fairly near future, someone is going to have to set up a DA thread similar to this one. Hint... Hint...

[Farangbaa]

At some point in the fairly near future, someone is going to have to set up a DA thread similar to this one. Hint... Hint...

 

Why not a 'what did you do in the BioWare universe today?'-thread.

 

Maximum confusion!

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Nadia spent an hour playing "find sh*t" in different systems dodging reapers. (seriously I don't know why Bioware even programmed the reapers showing up. Like it scares me. I just fly around beeping until I find everything in the system. So I get snagged a couple times. It's just a pain in the ass to reload. I still get 100% in each system, so I mean, why bother having the reapers show up at all?)

 

Then I shot rachni, shot sh*t, cured the genophage, and did firebase white.

[Cknarf]

I usually exit, then re-enter the system.  It starts you off in different places each time, so you can get that oh-so-necessary 200 units of fuel without being caught.

[SporkFu]

I usually exit, then re-enter the system.  It starts you off in different places each time, so you can get that oh-so-necessary 200 units of fuel without being caught.

Dunno if it's like this on consoles, but on PC you can just fly around the system without pinging, and when you hear a beep and no planets around, that's where the fuel wreckage is. 

[themikefest]

Nadia spent an hour playing "find sh*t" in different systems dodging reapers. (seriously I don't know why Bioware even programmed the reapers showing up. Like it scares me. I just fly around beeping until I find everything in the system. So I get snagged a couple times. It's just a pain in the ass to reload. I still get 100% in each system, so I mean, why bother having the reapers show up at all?)

 

Then I shot rachni, shot sh*t, cured the genophage, and did firebase white.

I have a printed copy of this that I use for scanning in ME3. It saves me  a lot of hassle of dealing with the reapers chasing me.

[themikefest]

Michelle Shepard

 

On Zaeed's loyalty mission I saved the workers causing Vido to get away. Fortunately Zaeed is loyal after talking with him

 

Went to a party with Kasumi and ended up killing a lot of mercs and destroying some mechs

 

On the Derelict reaper we got the IFF and saw a Geth lying down on the job. I bring it on the ship and leave it in the medbay.

 

Collectors invade the Normandy. Good. They didn't find the plans to building there own Normandy.

 

With my 9 squadmates, we go through the Omega 4 relay, rescue the crew and blow up the base. Everyone lives. Someone remind me why this is called a suicide mission if everyone can live? Whatever. I'm alive and that's the important part.

 

Now I will go help Hackett's mistress, Kenson

[birefringent]

Nadia spent an hour playing "find sh*t" in different systems dodging reapers. (seriously I don't know why Bioware even programmed the reapers showing up. Like it scares me. I just fly around beeping until I find everything in the system. So I get snagged a couple times. It's just a pain in the ass to reload. I still get 100% in each system, so I mean, why bother having the reapers show up at all?)

 

Then I shot rachni, shot sh*t, cured the genophage, and did firebase white.

I always get so annoyed with that stupid loud horn sound, and I have tons of assets from my MP so these days I very rarely ever bother with scanning anything at all.

[Cknarf]

Dunno if it's like this on consoles, but on PC you can just fly around the system without pinging, and when you hear a beep and no planets around, that's where the fuel wreckage is. 

Well sh*t. I'll have to try that.  I thought you had to ping to find things.  I wouldn't mind just cruising around for stuff.

[von uber]

Nadia spent an hour playing "find sh*t" in different systems dodging reapers. (seriously I don't know why Bioware even programmed the reapers showing up. Like it scares me. I just fly around beeping until I find everything in the system. So I get snagged a couple times. It's just a pain in the ass to reload. I still get 100% in each system, so I mean, why bother having the reapers show up at all?)

 

Then I shot rachni, shot sh*t, cured the genophage, and did firebase white.

 

You can just edit the coalesced file to make the reaper awareness and response radius massive so you never have to worry; it's what I do as it has really lost its charm now.

Same for ME2 mineral scanning.

[themikefest]

Michelle Shepard

 

Found out the reapers will be at Earth in 2 days. That sucks. That doesn't give me enough time to get home and do some laundry. I fight a whole lot of merc's and watch Kenson blow herself up.

 

I have a nice chat with Harbinger. It was very civil. Now I will wait for his arrival.

 

Summary

Geth, Samara and Thane not recruited

all others live to be in ME3

destroy Maleon's data

talked with Conrad so he will be in ME3

purchased some models, a space Hamster, who I named Furball and got some fish

had dinner with Kelly and she fed my fish

finished at level 25 as a paragon

[von uber]

Tonight, Amy did (whilst listening to this):

 

 

[von uber]

Tonight, Amy did (whilst also listening to this):

 

 

As you can probably tell by the number of screens, I really like this mission. One of my favourites I think.

[RanetheViking]

Today Shep boarded a supposedly disabled collector ship and found out the bug people were actually Prothean.  Go figure.

But with Thane and lolJacob we played biotic volleyball with them. Except for one truly annoying flying crab thingy. We had to run like the devil to avoid that damn thing. I really needed a triple bourbon and a double brandy when I got back aboard.

 

I flooded TIM's inbox with lolcatz and Icanhascheezburger pics for setting us up. I can play hardball too Illusive Man!

 

After that we headed to Pragia, I took Grunt along because he's a young growing lad that needs his exercise. Watching him killing mercs with his claymore almost brings a tear to my eye. I specced his incendiary ammo fully as a present for passing his Rite of Passage. I think I spoil the kid.  .. Oh, we helped out Jack by blowing the crap out of the place too.

 

Another good day over so I had an open bar night on the Normandy. Shep drunk everyone under the table.

 

I think this Shep's going to be a drunk. A biotic drunk ... A mean biotic drunk!

[FairfaxGal]

And.... my house arrest ends when the Reapers attack Earth. I found out later (through Liara of all people) that Hackett had been trying to improve our chances but apparently no one else had been doing much. It was frightening to see how fast the Reapers went through our defenses. Anderson and I managed to get out of HQ and to the Normandy but then he decided to stay on Earth. He ordered me to the Citadel to rally the Council to our defense. And we all know how well the Council responds to requests from me. History did in fact repeat itself. But so much has happened in such a short time that I'm getting all out of order.

 

One of the thing's Hackett had been working on was using data from the Prothean archives on Mars to come up with anything that might help us against the Reapers. And he was working with Liara to do so. So he had us drop by Mars to pick up her and any data she had. And by us, I mean me, Kaidan and this LT named Vega (who was either in the exactly right or exactly wrong place when things went south). Yes, that Kaidan. And he looks really good. Or he looked good, but I'm getting ahead of myself again. But he was still acting like a jerk. Granted having Cerberus show up and try to kill us all didn't help our reunion. Well, we agreed to disagree on my current association with Cerberus but we eventually stopped arguing long enough to get the data we came for but he got badly injured by some new mobile Cerberus AI. He's currently in the hospital on the Citadel and I guess we'll have to wait and see when/if he'll be able to rejoin us.

 

While nobody will officially give us support, the Turians asked for our help rescuing their Primarch. And implied that he might be grateful if we did. Since he is the one making the decisions I guess that's where we'll go next. Although it seems a lot of people have plans for us and things they would like us to do. There was talk about a Protean artifact on Eden Prime, of all places, that Cerberus is trying to get their hands on. An artifact like that might be useful enough to go see why Cerberus is making such a fuss about it.

 

Oh. I ran into Dr. Chakwas on the Citadel and the Normandy's doctor is back on board. Less happily, I have an embedded reporter on the Normandy now. We'll see how that works. And what's with the empty bar in Kasumi's old room. That's going to have to change. And I miss Thane. I hope he's safe wherever he is. Enough! I have to sleep sometime. Maybe I won't dream this time.

 

(Michelle Shepard - War Hero/Spacer/Sentinel - total Paragon, heavy drinker. In ME2 - everyone recruited and loyal and survived. Collector base blown up. Tried to warn the Batarians)

[Steelcan]

what do you guys use to get screenshots in Mass Effect?

 

I recently got it for PC but since I got them through Origins I can's use the steam screenshotting, despite putting them in my steam library

[Farangbaa]

what do you guys use to get screenshots in Mass Effect?

 

I recently got it for PC but since I got them through Origins I can's use the steam screenshotting, despite putting them in my steam library

 

I load ME1 through Steam, then use Steam's screenshot function  (both in forced administrator mode, for what it matters)

ME2 is a Steam game for me

Then for ME3 I do a little Inception: I load Origin through Steam to get the Steam overlay on Origin, then load ME3.