For the first time in forever, Manuel said goodnight.
Based this Shepard on my wife, so she's going to be yelling and punching her way through the Milky Way.
You know your wife just read this, right?
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Anyway, after a long six years, Darya Hawke had the most frightening ending to Dragon Age 2 ever. Remember how I said she signed on to go with Isabela, and had the "Isabela has your back" thing? Remember that.
Anders blew up the Chantry, and Darya sent him to the Maker. Anders lay on the ground dead. Of course that didn't please Meredith. And the battle of Kirkwall began. So the First Enchanter went crazy and summoned a demon, so we had to kill him. Then when we got to the courtyard we confronted Fenris and had to kill him. And onward to the main boss figh between the batsh*t crazy Meredith and us. We won, of course, and left.
So Varric is telling the wrap up. Due to the fallout of everything everyone was forced to leave Hawke, and did so. Everyone except Anders. Anders stayed by her side. WTF? Anders is f****** dead! He's dead! D E A D dead! Arrrgh! It's supposed to be Isabela, you idiot! Do I have some f****** corpse following me around?
Hawke: "Good morning, Anders. You'd better reattach your arm. It fell off again. And you'll do something about that rotting smell, won't you?"
Anders: "uaaaaaaah"
Hawke: "And stop making those horrible sounds. I wonder why no one comes around to visit? Dog, quit gnawing at his leg. I just fed you."