Kathy Shepard
I wanted to go to Noveria to do some skiing, but instead I fight, yeah you guessed it, the Geth again. I even fought bugs. Of all thing to fight. It had to be bugs. I called the Terminix guy and he took care of them.
Let's go somewhere sunny so I can have that vacation I want. Virmire sounds good. I have my lawn chair, sunglasses and suntan lotion at the ready. Again I fight the Geth. I get the feeling I won't ever get a vacation until I get rid of those things. I also hear Saren wants a Krogan army. Fine. If blowing up the place will get me closer to actually having my vacation, then I'll blow up the place. Ok. The place went boom.
Maybe Therum would be a nice place to have a vacation. Boy was I wrong. Its nothing but rock and lava. And not surprisingly, I get to fight the Geth again.
I head back to the Citadel to rethink this vacation I want to take. Ilos. That's the perfect place for a vacation. Excellent. Lets go.
Again major disappointment. I fight the Geth again. You know what. When this crap is done, I'll just go back to Earth and head to Hawaii. They have nice beaches and no @@@@@@@ geth. Sounds like a plan.
We head through the mini-me relay to the Citadel. Fight more geth and a few Krogan. There's Saren. He looks so cute hopping around like a grasshopper. Quish. Dead. Cool.
I head to Hawaii and a lot of pina colada's
finished at level 33
game time 4 hours 12 minutes
Kathy will be in ME2 in about 2 years. Until that time, I will finish my female dwarf playthrough in DAI