Kathy Shepard
So Thessia has an artifact on their planet that might give me the location or mention who the travel agent is to complete 'The Vacation'. It would be nice if they told me earlier. Ok. Lets go. We fight through some uglies when I notice a shop that has bathing suits. So Ashley and I check it out
Ashley: Do you think I would look good in this or maybe that one over there?
me: Sorry. I saw it first. Haha
Ashley: I'm going to try this on. Be back in a moment
Liara: WHAT IS GOING ON?
me: We're trying out these swimsuits. Some really nice looking ones.
Liara: WHAT?
me: Maybe you like to try one on.
Liara: I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS. MY PEOPLE ARE DYING AND ALL YOU TWO CAN THINK OF IS TRYING ON SWIMSUITS
me: Get over yourself. Its not only asari that are dying, but Turians, humans and other species. I don't see what the big deal is. I mean your species waited till the last minute to tell me about this artifact.
Liara: Ah....ahh. I can't really argue with that.
Ashley: What do you think?
me: Damn. You will have the guys wrapped around your finger. I like it.
Liara: That is a nice swimsuit. Is there another one?
Ashley: Right over there.
Liara: Thank you. Now can we get back to the mission at hand
me: What a party pooper.
I talk with Vendetta, a Prothean vi, that tells me about the time they tried to use The Vacation. The forces were indoctrinated and wanted to use The Vacation for another purpose. Here comes this Cerberus guy. What's with the gunship? Oh crap. That stinks. Vendetta is taken before my eyes and still don't know who the travel agent is. Back to the drawing board.
Traynor was able to track the guy to Horizon. Nice. Oh yeah. We will have fun in Hawaii.
We get to Sanctuary. What is Cerberus up to? They killed all those people? No they didn't. They turned them into husks. That's not cool. Hey Miranda. How's it going? I like the way you threw your father out the window. Better than using an elevator. She takes her sister away and I head back to the Normandy.