Linda Shepard and her quest to find the Mass Effect trilogy
me: Before you leave Traynor, I like to have you do something for me. Edi? Shut-off all audio and video feeds to my cabin
edi: Yes Shepard
Traynor: Something wrong Commander?
me: With you? No. What I need you to do is to track three words. Video. Game. Device. Let me explain. Just before Eden Prime was under attack, I found out that we were looking for a game. A very special game that has remained hidden from the galaxy for a very long time. Its called Mass Effect. Its 3 video games. The beacon on Eden Prime may contain information that could lead us to the whereabouts of the game. I will jump forward. The reapers are the guardians of this game or as they call it, the device. Currently the only ones who know about it is me, Anderson, Udina, Ashley Williams and now...you.
Traynor: I'm I in any danger knowing this?
me: No. If anyone else knows about this device, I don't know who it would be.
Traynor: What about the reapers? They still have to be stopped.
me: Yes they do.
Traynor: Once you stop them, what happens to the game? What if you don't find it?
me: If we find it, I will worry about that at that time. If we don't, I'm not sure. I believe the video game is in the galaxy otherwise why would the reapers be here. Now if the game is in darkspace, I believe that we might be able to get there if we were able to know where in darkspace its located.
Traynor: That would only happen after the reapers are stopped?
me: Yes. Ok. Continue doing your normal duties, but keep a lookout for those 3 words. If you find or hear something, we will meet back here in my cabin and discuss your findings. If Hackett asks anything, tell him he doesn't need to know. He will understand what you mean. If we do find it, you can be the one that gets to play the game first.
Traynor: I'll keep my fingers crossed then. I'll be getting back to the CIC
Vega: Can you dance and talk at the same time?
me: Haven't you heard? My dancing sucks. So I'll just have to fight you
Vega: Hahaha. You fight me? Hahah-....uh....oww-...that hurts....ugh....ohhhhhhh my chin
me: Rule #1 Vega. When fighting, don't talk. Rule #2 Keep an eye on your opponent and not let your eyes wander. Now go see the doctor
Vega: Yes ma'am
Steve: Impressive Commander. Where did you learn those moves?
me: Ever heard of Bruce Lee? He's the most lethal human in history. He's been dead for a long time, but I watched and studied his videos. I went to Kung Fu school to learn and be like him. The other thing is have you heard of Mike Tyson? Most likely the best boxer ever. I went to a school that taught me how to box.
Steve: I won't be getting on your badside
me: I did it to make myself better in combat. Plus its great exercise. I'll talk to you later Steve.
Adams: This ship can fly Commander. I'm glad to be on the team.
me: Good to have you onboard Adams and that you're impressed with the SR2
me: How's he doing doc?
Chakwas: He'll be fine. In a few days those bruises should be gone.
Vega: Yeah. The Commander hits hard. I'm sure she could've done worst
me: You're right Vega.
Chakwas: Just keep this icepack on your jaw and cheek for a few hours to reduce the swelling.
me: That shouldn't be a problem. It will take several hours to get to Palaven
me: What's with all the tv monitors?
Liara: I like watching tv. This one is the KBN. That means the Krogan Boxing Network. This one is a movie channel. Th---
me: Hey that's Clint Eastwood starring in The good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The greatest western ever made. No way. You have ESPN? That's cool. And they're showing the Superbowl from 2015. What is that?
Liara: Nevermind. You don't need to see that
Glyph: Dr. T'Soni likes watching the Asari Playboy Channel
Liara: That's enough out of you Glyph. Don't ask Shepard
me: I wasn't. Haha. Can you get the Playboy Channel from Earth
Liara: You mean this?
me: That's the one. Ok. Enough of that crap. What's this channel?
Liara: That's GSPN. Galactic Sports Programming Network. I probably watch that channel the most.
me: I'll leave you to your work
Joker: The council wasn't helpful
me: When were they? Hopefully getting this Primarch will lead to getting the help we need
Joker: I'll let you know when we get near Palaven Commander
me: You paid 6 000 credits for a toothbrush? Let me see your teeth.......Hmm... Very impressive Traynor.
Traynor: Thank you. I just like keeping my teeth clean.
me: What color can the toothbrush come in?
Traynor: Well...mine is or at least was white, but they come in all different colors.
me: Ok. Here's 12 000 credits. Buy yourself a toothbrush and get me one as well. I like to have the color red.
Traynor:...ah....Thank you Commander
me: No. Thank you Traynor