Satana Shepard
me: Instead of me buying a new bottle of booze for you doc, how about I take you to a bar on the Citadel?
doc: Ok. Lets go
much later
me: How ya feeling doc?
doc: You know better than to ask that? You know I had a few drinks and went away with those 2 guys. And you know what? I would do it again. It was nice to just cut lose and enjoy life.
me: I'm glad you enjoyed your time on the Citadel. I did buy the bottle for you.
doc: Thanks Shepard. I'm going back to sleep
me: I'm sorry to hear you lost your family Rupert. It must've been hard for you.
Rupert: Yes. I do think of them from time to time. Its been years now. I wanted to do some good so I joined Cerberus to help out anyway I can. Can I ask a favor?
me: You're my cook. Ask me anything
Rupert: Do you think you could put in a good word about me to Miranda?
me: Haha. I can. I'm curious to see the look on her face when I ask. But who knows, she may accept. I'll let you know.
Kasumi: I need help with a heist. You need to wear formal clothing
me: Really? At last I get to wear my Cinderella dress
Kasumi: YOUR WHAT?
me: Here's an image of it
Kasumi: That's terrible. I'll just pretend I don't know you
me: You'll change your mind when you see me wear it.
Kasumi: Keep dreaming Shepard.
Zaeed: Cerberus paid me a lot of credits to help you with your mission. I need help tracking down some guy. Can you help with that?
me: I can. The 2 of us can be big goddamn heroes
Zaeed: I like you already Shepard
me: Are you Mordin "The Mad Scientist" Solas?
Mordin: SSHHHH. Don't say that too loud. If people knew, I would be kicked off Omega
me: Ok. I need you for mission. I'm going to stop the collectors
Mordin: Ok. I need you to find my assistant and disperse the cure I made to stop the plague.
me: Ok
me: All done Mordin. Will you join me now?
Mordin: Of course.
me: Who are you?
turian: My name is Garrus Vakarian. We met briefly while you were chasing Saren
me: Doesn't ring a bell. I talked with a lot of turians while chasing Saren. I'm here to get you to help me stop the collectors
Garrus: Ok. Just like old times Shepard
me: What the crap are you talking about? I don't even know you and you're saying old times.
Garrus: Sorry. I don't know what came over me
Miranda: So far things are going well Shepard.
me: Thanks. Tell me something Miranda. What do you think of our cook, Rupert?
Miranda: He's dedicated I'll give him that. I like the food he prepares. Better than what I expected. Why do you ask?
me: Would he be the type of man you would consider going out with?
Miranda: You're kidding? No you're not. Uh...I don't know.
me: Come on Miranda. Let me throw a scenario your way. Lets say the 2 of you hit it off, he can be the stay-at-home-boyfriend while you go to work and continue with your career. He's at home cooking and doing household chores. You come back home from a long day at work to a nice meal he has prepared. How does that sound to you?
Miranda: Wow. That is tempting. Let me think about it Shepard
me: One last thing. If by chance we don't make it out alive from this mission, would you regret not making any attempt?
Miranda: Rub it in why don't you. As I said, I will think about it