Continued my ME 2 game with Naseem Shepard, the only guy who didn´t went through ME1.
Woke up some time ago in a weird lab, found out that weapons now work with thermal clips and that Sentinels now have tech armor. Weird, couldn´t remember that but ah well, I can hardly remember what I did two years ago (I gibbed some stuff
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Seems Cerberus still has problems with things like disloyal agents, incompetent agents , stuff blowing up and so on. Some things never change. They should recruit someone competent like me...oh crap they just did. 
Ok went to Freedom´s Progress, met some quarians, seems they don´t like Cerberus, too. I don´t like Cerberus either or uh well, seems I am Cerberus on this mission. At least Tali was there, it´s a small galaxy. 
Fine, fine got it, these Collector dudes don´t collect postal stamps but living humans. Not nice. 
So went back to this other Cerberus base (seriously how many bases does Cerberus have) and wanted to tell Martin Sheen to beep beep beep. Just when I started he told me "Work for me, shiny new ship with old brittle pilot is yours. And you actually get paid" Ok, I take the ship, seems that Joker has grown fond of me. Long time since I threw insults at him after all.
Miranda went all bossy on me, supported by the talking holo. After asserting my authority against this backtalking subordinates, went to grab this doctor anyways.
Omega is a dirthole full of criminals, met the boss of the family, chick called Aria. She was droning about how she´s Omega, I only thought "wanna bang."
Don´t judge me, I was dead for two years. I think I heard something that this frog dude is doing charity in a disease ridden area. What fun. Oh humans are immune, that´s nice.
Took a drink before leaving the bar and hit the ground. After I woke up I found out that I didn´t drink dextro ale but poison. Ok bartender this is not nice. i wanted to kill him but well then talked some turian into killing him for me. Must be some sentinel support thing or so. Seems that I can´t do anything really good but support and not getting killed.
There was this guard, blathering about restricted access etc. Whatever. Told the turian to talk to my grenade launcher and he let us pass. Watched a batarian die, rescued his money before it gets scavenged by looters and met some dudes shooting at us. Don´t know who, these guys all look like targets to me.
Finally arrived at the clinic after engaging in the local sport of looting the dead and robbing the living. This doctor is a fast talker. Told him that we are from a secret organisation and he tried to deduce which one. He got it after a few minutes or so. Was impressed until I looked at the clothing of my teammates.
"Uh guys, are you really wearing the badge of a terrorist organisation openly?"
"Sure we do, we are proud to belong to a human supremacist group!"
Well ok...
Jacob saw my confusion and explained to me that Cerberus may be labeled terrorist in Citadel space but in Terminus systems you need to wear your "colors" like some oldschool gang.
In the Terminus systems Cerberus isn´t known as terrorists but as big bad mofos.
Yeah sure Jacob, whatever you say.
i talked with Mordin for a bit and negotiated his contract when the air conditioning went out. Uh wait a moment, that´s no air conditioning but life support.
Ok, Mordin asked us to solve this issue and we agreed. He didn´t need to ask, that´s something you don´t wish for your worst enemy.
So we went and met some batmen and..krogans?
Batman told me he wants to help the collectors and they promised them something . No idea what, I don´t think he knew either. Put a bullet in his head and threw around some batpeople. My evil Cerberus henchmen felt really good putting bullets in the heads of helpless aliens I threw on the floor. Jacob was especially fond of pulling people from the ground and letting them fall to their death. Yeah that´s the high life of a human supremacist. Killing aliens for a good cause.
After we killed everyone, we went back to Mordin. He was really fond of being able to breathe and joined the cause of Cerberus to further humanity. Or something like that. Ah yes, we wanna kill the same dudes. His assistant went ballistic though. He was really angry that we killed the dudes who tried to kill him.
Yeah ok, I said something like "you can go if you leave the human alone" and then shot them in the back but hey, they would have spread the plague probably... or so. Didn´t matter anyways, Mordin agreed with me and human dude got the clinic. I like STG medics. They are really pragmatic.
Oh we also spread the disease cure via the environmental controls. Ok, if you say so. Good that someone thought of that. 
So after all this work I took a look around in my shiny new ship. Seems Joker and the AI don´t get along but who cares. I don´t like hologlobe either but uh well...Joker. Hello my new hologlobe friend.
Seems my shiny new ship is only half finished though. Everyone has some ideas how to upgrade it. I think I have to renegotiate my deal with TIM but first I have to hear what the council and the alliance have to offer.