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Next entry in the Adventures of Naseem Shepard, rogue miner, former freelance mercenary, savior of the galaxy (second time).

 

Weird Eyes, eh I mean The Illusive Maaan had a lead. The collectors are attacking Horizon and it seems Ash is hanging out there, too.

 

Full speed ahead Joker and stop complaining that I changed the name of the cockpit into kindergarten.

In the meantime I talked with Dr. Strange to see if he found a countermeasure to the stasis field. Seems he did. We had a seeker on board? :blink:

 

Shuttle dropped us off. Us being Zaeed, Jack and me. Want to see if Miss Ink can do more than just talk.

The following mission is rated M for foul language.

Met the colonists, they weren´t really in the mood to chat, actually they were doing their best acting like statues. Yeah ok, everyone got caught in stasis. Met some friends (husks), some new friends (big husks, really annoying), some weird friends chittering like insects and some weirdo spouting oneliners and looking like he is on fire. Finally had enough and asked.

"Hey you?"

Burning Insect:"Talking to me Shepard?

Shep: "Yeah, do you someone else talking all the time."

Mr Burn: "Well, ehm... your allies."

Jack: "Shut up you beep beep beep you son of a beeeeep."

Mr. Burn: "I get your point Shepard. What do you want?"

Shep: "Who are you and why are you talking to me while trying to kill me?"

Mr. Burn: "I am the harbinger of your perfection."

Shep: "Ok, I call you Harb. And the second part and why only one liners?"

Harb: "Uh well, I am lonely and I want you to like me. Sorry about the one liners but I am not used to audio communication."

:blink:  Shep: "You have a strange way of showing your affection. Go on."

Harb: "Well I am the first Reaper and the other Reapers don´t like me."

Ok, this is getting weird.

Shep: "Why?"

Harb: "Well we harvest the collective memory of the people and the one memory all harvested people have in common is dying horribly by our hands. So yeah they join us but they don´t like the other Reapers who harvested them. I participated in every harvest and so everyone resents me." :crying:  

Shep: "Oh you big, poor cuttlefish, come over here and get a hug."

Harb: Oh thanks. :wub:  You are such a nice...

BAM

Jack: "What a loser."

Shep: "Yep." -_-

Harb: "You will know pain Shepard." :angry:

Zaeed: "My turn."

 

After shooting Harb a few times, we activated some local defense turrets, Ash brought as a gift to the colony. Seems the Collectors didn´t like it, they even sent in some abonimation they made called a praetorian. Was quite a fight but at the end I climbed on top of a crate, did some funky dance moves up there, just to taunt him and then shot him down.*

 

Met one of the colonists again who wasn´t stuck in freeze time complaining that I didn´t do more. Yeah sure. Hiding in the basement and then complaining afterwards. <_<  Jack nearly ripped him  a new one. 

 

Ash appeared too after the fight and after a few warm words we got into an argument why I am with Cerberus. Seems someone spread the good news.

 

Oh and found out who. Had a chat with TIM and he told me that he spread the word. Yeah thanks TIM for telling everyone that I am a member of a criminal organisation. Oh and he suspected that the Collectors are specifically looking for me and my buddies. Nice to know now.  And we shall do what? Assault the Collector homeworld with a frigate and 8 soldiers. :blink:  I am good but seems that TIM thinks I am Bioticman flinging asteroids around with a snap of my fingers. Ah no, I get three more dossiers, yeah that changes everything. <_<

 

I think I have a chat with Jack about this space pirate thing she mentioned.

 

Jacob caught up with me after my chat with pretty blue eyes and made some ominous comments about closure before going on a suicide mission. Sounds like he is writing his last will or so. Don´t know why he wants to talk about it with me later.

 

*actually I got stuck on top of a crate because of a glitch and threw more curses around than Jack while frantically trying to get down again. :angry: I was lucky that he was close to death already.


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Morticia Shepard

 

I'm back. For those who don't remember. I've been dead for 2 years. It gave me time to think about.....well you know? Death

Meet Jacob and Wilson

Jacob told me about the good stuff. I told him I got better stuff. Hahaha

Miranda kils Wilson. I'm glad. I think Wilson wanted to reach in my pocket and take my credits. Of course I didn't have any. Hahaha.

I meet The Individual Man. Makes sense if he's only one man

I went to Freedoms' Progress. I didn't see any progress that was free. Hahaha

Its Tali

Her squad is killed by a mech

She wants Veetor. Mmmm. Could that be her boyfriend. Hahaha

Its Joker. If I remember right he stayed on the bridge of the SR1 thinking he could save the ship when he should've got to an escape pod that led to me dying? What's the saying? Payback is a *****? Remember that movie that stars Mel Gibson? You know the one. Payback. Good movie. I'm thinking I will do that to Joker. Hahaha. You're a mean one, Ms. Shepard

Isn't that nice. Cerberus built me a nice ship. I like it. Better looking than that SR1. Just to add insult to injury, I will call this the Normandy. Hahaha

I talk with the crew. That Kelly woman just seems too eager to talk. I might have to avoid her.

Rupert Gardner. Now I like this guy. Yes Mr. Gardner I will get your food supplies for you

Engineer Ken and Gabby. I can see those two getting married 

Dr.Chakwas. She wants some booze. I wonder if she would like to go to a strip club to see naked guys. I'll ask her after I get her booze. Hahaha

I hop up to the CIC and drive the new Normandy to collect a lot of resources

I'm tired now. I'm going to my cabin to get some shut eye


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Naseem wants to meet Morticia, I sense a kindred spirit. :whistle:



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Katrina "Kat" Shepard (spacer/war hero/adept) has been having an amazingly smooth insanity run so far in ME2.

 

After having her ship destroyed and then being spaced, Kat woke up in some facility only to find out she had been dead for two years and that Cerberus had brought her back to life. Now they wanted Kat to work for them. Well, there was no way Kat would ever work for those terrorists. After she met the Illusive Man and he told her the Reapers were on the march, however, Kat agreed to look into the matter to see if the Reapers really were involved. She didn't find anything to do with the Reapers, but another group of aliens called the Collectors were abducting entire human colonies. So she went to the Council to see if they would do anything about it. But, nooo. "Ah yes, Reapers. We have dismissed that claim." Anderson told her the Alliance wasn't doing anything either. Since neither the Alliance nor Council was going to do anything, Kat finally agreed to work with Cerberus to deal with the Collector threat.

 

First order of business, since she was already on the Citadel, was to recruit a thief to join the mission. Kat wasn't too keen on that idea, but beggars can't be choosers, as they say. The thief, however, only agreed to help out if Shepard retrieved a graybox held by an arms dealer named Donovan Hock. Since it apparently had sensitive information that might damage the Alliance, Kat agreed to help.

 

Spoiler

 

Then it was off to Omega to recruit another specialist, this time a Salarian who might be able to develop a way to counteract the paralyzing effects of the Collectors' seekers.

 

Spoiler

 

With that out of the way, Kat is off to Zorya to liberate a refinery captured by the Blue Suns mercenary group.


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Another workday in the life of Naseem Shepard, rogue miner, etc...

 

Have to do some paperwork and talk with the most important person on the ship, the psychologist who is disguising herself as my yeoman. Youask why Kelly is the most important crewmember? My whole crew is kind of crazy from the cockp... eh kindergarden down to engineering. Seems the most stable person is the grief stricken ninjawoman.

 

Let´s see what´s in the mail.

Another request from Donelly to issue firearms to the engineering crew. Just in case the krogan, scarface or the Cerberus hating biotic go berserk. Hm ok, he has a point but Donelly, you can´t hit a target in one metre distance. If I had a sane person on my ship I would put him/her on guard duty down there.

Mordin informs me that we have scale itch on the ship. What the...? :blink:

Liara is working as an Info broker on Ilium? How did that happen?

The dossiers are in.

Asari justicar. What´s that? Oh an ancient order that hunts lawbreakers and people who deserve to die according to some ancient codex. :huh: Oh and and they kill them, too, like spectres. Lemme see what incurs the death penalty.

Open codex

Done that,

That too

I definitely shouldn´t tell her about that

Oh yeah these were the fun times. ^_^

And let´s not mention that and that...

They can´t prove this one. Do justicars actually care about evidence? I didn´t.

Ok...I already found 21 cases and I am just on the first page. I think about it.

Dossier 2: A drell assassin. What´s a drell? Ok, we could use a sniper who knows biotics. What ? He developed a conscience and now kills criminals? :unsure:  Who wrote that stuff? We are criminals and labeled a terrorist organisation. 

Dossier 3: Oh Tali. Finally a sane choice. ^_^ Wait a moment. On a mission for the admiralty together with a bunch of marines on a geth world with a hazard rating. Quarian marines? Didn´t Cerberus angered the fleet with something I don´t know about? Geth space? Mission on a dangerous planet? Tali, who declined already? Did actually someone ask her if she wants to come? :huh:

 

Lemme see. I´ve got a mad scientist, a crazy bounty hunter, a krogan, the chick which hates Cerberus with a passion and the criminal killing vigilante archangel who turned out to be Garrus, but no one knew that until I met him.

 

I think we have a mole and he tries to kill me. <_<

Called TIM, told him of my suspicion. He said that the operative went AWOL and took some important equipment with her. Was one of my ex-wifes/exgirlfirends/exmistresses working for Cerberus? :huh:  Didn´t tell me what kind of equipment, just smirked and said that I should be careful and not lose any limbs.

I hate it when he does that. :angry:

How about a new round of dossiers? Oh their only analyst with expertise is the one who ran. So I can check out the dossiers or be content with what I already have.

What about some more Cerberus stormtroopers like the ones I killed some time ago. Oh they got killed by a spectre some time ago or got blown up after some failed experiment went critical. Sucks to be them. Sh**

 

Hm, have to think about it.

 

What´s it Kelly?

Jacob still wants to talk with me about his last will. Probably he needs someone to testify that he´s of clear mind. Can do that. Compared to some of the others he is at least.

Miranda wants to talk. Yeah.


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Morticia Shepard

 

I take the doctor to a strip club

we even got up on a talbe and did a striptease. Made a lot of credits. The doc had a lot of fun

Mr Gardner was happy I got him his supplies. He even made calamari gumbo. Very good

I got the part for Ken and Gabby

I recruited a thief. She will steal some credits for me. Cool

went to omega

hired a bounty hunter. Zaeed Massani. Tough guy

met an asari who thinks she's tough. Talk is cheap

recruited Mordin Solas. smart guy

Will go back to omega to recruit this archangel guy. 


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So... I just replayed the Citadel Coup and watched Liara shoot Kaidan :blink: I thought James would take the shot, but he didn't. And I guess he'll never take the shot, then? EDI will shoot, so will Garrus and Javik I believe.

Anyways, there was a nice talk with Liara afterwards, in which she referred to me being biotic, just like her and Kaidan. And that Kaidan and me were so close and she's sorry she had to shoot.

 

I honestly can't believe the crap I'm doing to find more James dialogue :lol: And even if that resulted in nothing it was really interesting!


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So... I just replayed the Citadel Coup and watched Liara shoot Kaidan :blink: I thought James would take the shot, but he didn't. And I guess he'll never take the shot, then? EDI will shoot, so will Garrus and Javik I believe.

Anyways, there was a nice talk with Liara afterwards, in which she referred to me being biotic, just like her and Kaidan. And that Kaidan and me were so close and she's sorry she had to shoot.

 

I honestly can't believe the crap I'm doing to find more James dialogue :lol: And even if that resulted in nothing it was really interesting!

 

Please tell me you recorded this. Here is my version of the "Kaidan killed" dialogue (Javik shot Kaidan, I believe):

 

Spoiler



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After all that Spectre nonsense was sorted on the Citadel, Shepard had apparently completely forgot that they started a new playthrough and had spent the last two months wondering aimlessly while Saren had been up to mischief across the galaxy. Would have thought he'd have got further in a few months...and that asari will have probably moved on by now...ah, she's been there 50 years, not like she'd vanish after another couple of months, right?

Anyway, the file was finally reloaded and Shepard was back in business. It was probably best to go and collect that asari first for a hot date logical reasons. Upon arrival, I am greeted with a vast baron wasteland with a lovely view of gargling lava lakes. I might need to check Joker's credentials on being the best pilot in the Alliance with a landing like that, not to mention the severe bruising caused by the Mako colliding with the ground, but I digress. Gone for a cozy(?) ride with Tali and Ashley. Ash seems to be enjoying it, can't tell with Tali, she could be having the time of her life or hating every minute. I feel like she's glaring, harshly judging my Mako driving abilities as I daringly boost over a lava lake, hitting a low rock and doing a barrel role.

After an eventful venture across the wastelands of Therum, I finally come across the base where Miss T'Soni is preparing for our hot date rescue. After a rather anticlimactic fight with a colossus and his pet lizardbot, I explore the ruins. It's always ruins. Never anywhere nice. Long story short, I found Miss T'Soni in what looked like a kinky act gone wrong and freed her only to find that the cave is conveniently starting to collapse now I'm in here. Probably shouldn't have fired a cannon in here. Oh well. A krogan battlemaster decided now would be a great time for a chat. Suffice to say we won't ever be having that chat.

The cave bagan to really collapse to the point you'd think I'd just stolen the magic genie lamp from the Cave of Wonders.

We made it out alive in the nick of time and after a bath and some snacks, the crew gathered around to listen to our new arrival go on....and on....and on....and on....and on....

 

*Several months later* ....and on...and on about her research. Fearing we'd all be nothing but bleached bones after her introductory speech, I sent Miss T'Soni to see Dr Hacksaw. I'm sure she has some headache pills handy.

 

A successful mission, but typically, the council aren't satisfied. Had to bring up the fact I destroyed an incredibly rare(?) ruin (How does one destroy a ruin?) rather than just applauding the fact I nearly died completing the mission. A shame the connection was lost before they could finish chastising me on a job well done. My next mission will take me to a place called Noveria. I hear the queen of darkness is paying it a visit and having successfully convinced her daughter to betray her, it seems only natural that I'll now take her with me to presumably destroy her own mother. (Renegade +10- wait...too early).


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So... I just replayed the Citadel Coup and watched Liara shoot Kaidan :blink: I thought James would take the shot, but he didn't. And I guess he'll never take the shot, then? EDI will shoot, so will Garrus and Javik I believe.

Anyways, there was a nice talk with Liara afterwards, in which she referred to me being biotic, just like her and Kaidan. And that Kaidan and me were so close and she's sorry she had to shoot.

 

I honestly can't believe the crap I'm doing to find more James dialogue :lol: And even if that resulted in nothing it was really interesting!

I would like to see a video of Liara shooting Kaidan. The times that I had her with me when Ashley/Kaidan were shot, it wasn't her that shot them, it was the other squadmate. Its always been the on Shepard's right when coming through the door is the one that shoots Ashley/Kaidan if Shepard doesn't pull the trigger



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I did record it, here you go guys :)

Spoiler

 

I also watched a video with Garrus shooting Kaidan to compare it, and he was in the same spot as James. So I guess James might really be the only one that doesn't shoot.


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- Earth is pretty. I should visit more often.
- Boy, this bun gives new meaning to the words "high and tight"
- Why is the Arcturus Relay in range if we're still in Sol? Oh well. Supposedly this guy is "the best helmsman in the Alliance."
- Yeah, I dunno about this guy either, Joker *wonders if he's also a smoker and midnight toker* *wonders if I can call him a space cowboy* *this is getting weird*
- *tries not to stare too obviously at the Lt.*
- Uh oh. Trouble already!
- Is that a ship or a giant, flying, space spider?
- Dammit, Jenkins
- Why are robots attacking us?!
- Hi Chief. Glad to help. Lead the way.
- WHAT ARE THESE BLUE GLOWY PEOPLE-SHAPED THINGS?!
- Okay, it's a ship, not a flying spider. Kinda relieved.
- ****, Nihlus. This is going to be hard to explain to the Council.
- Guys, this is really the lamest smuggling ring ever. My five-year-old niece could do better. (Do I have a five-year-old niece? Cousin? Whatever.) Give me your stuff.
- More robots
- More robots
- Tram!
- Explosives, you say? Let me take care of those.
- Get out of the way, hottie LT!
- I feel weird and weightless and kind of scared. I don't like it.
- Ow, my head.
- Oh, hi Doc.
- Seriously, I'm not sure if I have a headache from the beacon or if it's my hair.
- Sure, Captain. I'll be glad to tell my completely believable story to the Council.
- Hi again Doc! TELL ME ABOUT THE LIEUTENANT.
- Why am I staring out the window at the Citadel like a damned tourist? I've been here a million times.
- Udina's creepy, but seriously guys. They're not going to believe me.
- The Council doesn't believe me. Shocking!
- I am fantastically successful at proving Saren's wrongdoing quite quickly, making some new friends, and am now a Spectre.
- Also, the Lieutenant totally flirted with me.


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I wish I had more likes to give to some of these really creative posts. Love what you people are doing. Keep it up!

 

- Why is the Arcturus Relay in range if we're still in Sol? Oh well. Supposedly this guy is "the best helmsman in the Alliance."
 

 

Who said anything about the Normandy being in Sol?


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Decided to import my last ME2 holdout, Brad Shepard (Sentinel). Gave him Dark Channel as a bonus power. I was originally going to give him Lash, but after disliking Lash on my last Soldier playthrough and Slam not fulfilling any great need, I decided to take Dark Channel instead for no real reason whatsoever other than "when it works, it works okay".

 

Brad Shepard is a Paragon and eternal optimist. And like every other Shepard, begins Mass Effect 3 with one of the worst motivational speeches of his career:

  • "This isn't about strategy or tactics, it's about survival!" Uh Shepard? When going up against a superior force, it is all about strategy and tactics. Also, survival is also about strategy and tactics.
  • "We fight or we die!" Sure, unless we fight and die.

Reapers attacked, Shepard and Anderson survived then ran because of strategy and tactics. Shepard found a kid, but the kid wanted nothing to do with Shepard, probably because he heard Shepard's speech.

 

Shepard blew up a lot of Cannibals, because of tactics. (Note that the Cannibals fought and died.) Kaidan and James and the Normandy picked up Shepard. Anderson told them to go to the Citadel and get help from the Council, because Anderson understands strategy. Hackett then ordered Shepard to go to Mars first, because he found out about a weapon, and he knows strategy and tactics. Shepard is learning...

 

 

Shepard and company ran into Cerberus on Mars, because Cerberus is omnipresent. Brad Shepard then bumped into his main squeeze Liara who is... as blue as ever. Cerberus called Liara a bad name. Brad then killed Cerberus with extreme prejudice. They found the main computer thing. Shepard talked with Mr. Blue Eyes, then chased a well-endowed female doctor who nearly escaped in a shuttle before James played tag with his own shuttle. The doctor turned out to be a murderous robot who then beat up Brad's biotic bro Kaiden, so Brad shot the shapely tin can until it was offline. Then it was off to the Citadel to drop Kaiden off at the hospital and to meet the Council.


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Naseem talks with the crew a bit more.

 

So I went to talk with Jacob about his issue. He was really reluctant and took  his time to broach the subject. Was a bit annoying Yeah come one, guy, I know that..

Wait a moment, it´s not about a last will but an emergency signal from his dad´s ship that vanished ten years ago? :huh:   

Yeah well, said some stuff like yeah if we are close to the signal but we are not a search and rescue ship.

 

Really weird. Does he think we have time for this. Shook my head, went down to Miranda´s office. What a strange idea.

 

So sat down in Miranda´s office. She was standing up, hm really nice butt. :wub:

Eh what? You want to check on your sister if we dock at Ilium. Uh well, ok. Some shore leave would be good for the crew and spending time with the family is a fine pasttime, we don´t have a target now anyways. wish I had a family :crying:, even a distant dad like Jacob´s one would be something 

Ah sry Miranda, thought you were finished.

Really nice butt...

Eh what, accompany you because your sister, an identical twin could be in danger from evil dad. If she has the same...

Eh yeah ok, ok, I am listening. Why are you standing there like that? I thought you are the "I don´t want to be judged only by my looks" type.

Yeah, still there, what Jacob´s request? Eh well, what? Bad example for the crew if it looks like the commander is playing favors. Sure whatever you say.

 

Oh ok, don´t know what just happened.  :blush:

Kelly: "Commander?"

Huh, I am back to CIC?

Shep: "Yes?"

Kelly: "Are you alright commander? You look like Miranda pulled a Lawson on you?"

Shep: "What? Eh, I mean I am fine. What´s a Lawson?"

Kelly. "You know when she does this" ... "and that"...

Hmmm :wub:

Kelly: "If you want to talk or more..."

Joker on intercom: "Sorry if I interrupted anything but Miranda sent a course to Ilium. Do you confirm our destination."

Shep: "Yeah of course. I talked about our next destination with my XO. Everything´s fine."

Joker: "Ok, ok. Miranda is the XO?"

Shep: "Well, she is doing the paperwork and stuff, so we get paid."

Joker. "Isn´t that the job of a quartermaster?"

Ehmmm...

EDI: "Agent Lawson is also the designated lead agent of the Lazarus cell."

Joker: "Ok, get it. Cerberus command structure is even weirder than this Spectre-Alliance Commander mess we had on the last Normandy. Course set and ready to go when you hit the button, commander."

 

I got saved by joker, perhaps I should be nice to him for a change. Left the CIC, need to clear my head, went down below to Jack. Kasumi´s not in the mood to talk with anyone and I am not in the mood for Zaeed´s wartime stories or Grunt´s search for the meaning of life.  

Everything was fine until: "If you wanna f*** me just say so!" "No I just wanna know you better!"

WTF did just happen? :blink: I turned down a casual fling? You know what, I am going into my cabin to take a cold shower, call me when we are on Ilium and everyone stops behaving weird, captain included. 


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Who said anything about the Normandy being in Sol?


The Normandy is flying past Jupiter and Neptune when he's saying that.

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- Why am I staring out the window at the Citadel like a damned tourist? I've been here a million times.
 

 

This is Shepard's first time to visit the Citadel.



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This is Shepard's first time to visit the Citadel.


I'm rp'ing that my Spacer Shepard would have been there a lot.

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I wish I had more likes to give to some of these really creative posts. Love what you people are doing. Keep it up!

 

How many likes do we have? Haven´t hit the limit yet.



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I'm rp'ing that my Spacer Shepard would have been there a lot.

 

You'll need to inform the C-Sec requisitions officer about your current cosplay plans. :)


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You'll need to inform the C-Sec requisitions officer about your current cosplay plans. :)


Shhhhh.... Monica's fantasy. ;-)
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Revelations on Ilium

 

So we went to illium, everyone cooled down and I went on shore leave on a planet with lots of blue babes. :wub:

Ok my dreams of a cozy vacation were shattered when the greeter told me how Ilium ticks. better stay sharp and keep the weapons close. Went back, grabbed my armor and weapons and told Kasumi and Grunt to come with me. Kasumi has the better senses for this stuff, my time in the streets was too long ago. Grunt is big and mean, everyone hopefully gets the message not to mess with us.

 

Liara paid our docking fees? :huh:  Ok, it´s only polite to meet the lady paying our bills even if she wasn´t a dear friend which she is. At least I hope that she´s still one, not like Ash.

So went to her office and after a few close moments we settled down to talk.

I had to ask though.

Shep: "Information broker? Last time we met you were an archaeologist."

Liara: "Well i had to pay my bills and information trading is pretty similar to excavations."

:huh:

Shep: "Oh come on. I don´t have a degree but this is just BS. It´s me Shep, don´t do this to me."

Liara: "Well, you remember my mom?"

Shep: "Yeah sure, nice...person." :whistle:

Liara: "Well, she was a very well connected person and wanted me to enter the family business after my... wild phase."

Pushy parents, sometimes it´s nice to be an orphan.

Liara. "When I was studying she paid my bills..."

Has perks though

Liara: "but i had to work for it. I was her personal assistent, got to know all her contacts."

:mellow: Ok...

Liara: "Any further questions about my life?"

Shep: "Ok, I have to ask. You were a really capable with your biotics even under fire."

Liara: "Well, my mom was a powerful matriarch with a lot of political influence, friends and enemies."

Shep: "We already covered that."

Liara: "Asari politics are as cutthroat as human ones, so mom thought it´s a good idea if I had self defense training."

Shep: "Oh so little Liara wore one of these cute pyjamas, yelling kiai and doing punches with her little fists. How sweet." ^_^

Liara: "Shep, I am not a human and my mom had asari commandos at her disposal."

Shep: "You mean?"

Liara: My trainer was a hardened spec ops soldier and a mean old b**** and we didn´t do punches and kicks but barriers and biotic attacks. I´ve had more broken bone injuries than Joker."

Shep: "You are kidding, right?" :blink:

Liara: "Nope, I have Joker´s file right here. Wanna look?" <_<

Shep: "Eh no, can I help you with something..."

 

Well the rest of the conversation was rather uneventful. I agreed to do some hacking for her as a favor and she told me about these two people in my dossiers I am looking for. Perhaps they are useful after all.


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Here's hoping Andromeda will be seen at Gamescon.



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I did record it, here you go guys :)

Spoiler

 

I also watched a video with Garrus shooting Kaidan to compare it, and he was in the same spot as James. So I guess James might really be the only one that doesn't shoot.

I have never been able to get James to do it. I can use GIbbed's save editor to remove the other squadmate which will then force James to do the shooting. There's also a variable that tracks if James did the shooting, but after the Coup James didn't speak about it. Talked to him on the Citadel and the Normandy but no new dialogue. It seems they changed it so that James would never actually do it.


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I have never been able to get James to do it. I can use GIbbed's save editor to remove the other squadmate which will then force James to do the shooting. There's also a variable that tracks if James did the shooting, but after the Coup James didn't speak about it. Talked to him on the Citadel and the Normandy but no new dialogue. It seems they changed it so that James would never actually do it.

 

Perfect you confirm that, thanks. I thought I might missed something and I really wanted to know if he'd shoot the VS, if he has something to say afterwards. Saves me a lot of trouble :D

James is just too nice to shoot someone like that :wub: :rolleyes:

I'm actually curious if that is a bug or if the devs did not let him do it deliberately. If you say they likely changed it, maybe they had something in mind then. Really interesting!