I head to the moon to stop a VI
Its good to see my homeworld from here. The best planet in the galaxy. Heck. The best planet in the whole universe.
We decide to set up a grill to have some steaks and baked potatoes while looking at Earth. And look at that. Kaidan has brought a case of Labatts Blue. Good beer. Excellent. Kaidan talks about the time he and his mother visited Toronto and went up the CN Tower for lunch. I tell him about the time I ate my first big mac. It was so good I had another. Ashley talks about how she and her sisters would fight over who had the best looking boyfriend. This is the life. Sitting back. Enjoying life. Lets get going. See you later Earth. I will be back.
were under attack. Once inside we have to deal with a bunch of drones firing at us
The mission is a success. The rogue VI has been dealt with
Now to Feros
the geth are attacking the colonists. Why?
get rid of the geth. got some food, turned the water on and got some power cells
lets go to Exogeni
lots of geth.
geth with 4 legs. Are the geth building giant dogs? Why would a machine want a dog? Maybe its best I don't know
I run over a lot of them in the Mako. I wonder if a Jeep Wrangler can do that?
Hey. Why did you shoot at me woman? She's sorry. You're lucky I didn't shoot back.
The geth have attached their ship to the building.
Lets knock it off
that Krogan is really mad at the hologram. I will put him out of his misery
the hologram mentions Species 37. Does that mean there's 36 other species somewhere?
more geth to fight.
Yes. broke the claw of the ship. it fell to its death. Lets take a moment and remember those machines that gave their data that were in the ship. Na. Why would I? They're only machines. hahaha
you lied to me girl.
she hears her mother. Why is it always family problems?
the girls' mother suggest using a grenade filled with some kind of gas to avoid killing the colonists. ok
What...the....? What are those things? Human plants with claws? Kill the things. Don't kill the colonists
the colonists are not harmed
lets deal with Species 37
its a giant plant. I ask it about the other 36 species. It just moans and groans, but it does spit out an asari. Is that how asari reproduce? From plants. Whatever works for them
the human plants or as I call them, the pukers, are dealt with and the giant looking plant falls into its hole
an asari falls out of a pod or something. Is the pod her mother?
the asari tells me it gave a cipher to Saren
I need the cipher. I have to embrace eternity. Whatever
we head back to the Citadel
hello Conrad. I've been thinking about you. He wants to take a picture of me. Sure. He said I'm beautiful. You just warmed my heart Conrad. And made me blush. Thank you Conrad. You're a good guy.
lets head to Noveria