update to the Adventures of Honey Shepard and her goal of killing all male squadmates.
Went to the Asari monastery and found out their home to the Aradat Yakshi. Was pleasantly surprised to see Samara who is looking for her daughters. I remember helping her kill her daughter, Morinth, back on Omega. Come to find out that the reapers are turning them into Banshee's. Too bad lash doesn't work on them. Imagine seeing a Banshee flying through the air after being lashed. After leaving Rila to die, I had to stop Samara from shooting herself so she won't have to kill her own daughter, Falere.
Next she meets with the Quarians only to find out they attack the Geth during a galactic invasion. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It was nice to see Tali again. With her and Ashley, we boarded the dreadnought to disable the signal. Using lash on the machines was hilarious and Honey was having a lot of fun. Once back on the Normandy, the machine, from the dreadnought, mentions a base on Rannoch that needs to be destroyed.
I go back to the Citadel and tell Miranda about Kai Leng, talk with Samara, have a drink with Steve and dance with Jack. I wish I could dance with Sam, but we have our own form a dancing between missions.
Went back and saved Koris with the help of Ashley and Liara. Since I'm not having any luck with killing James and Javik, I avoid taking them on any missions.
When fighting the reaper on Rannoch, I wanted to have James and Javik with me so reaper would shoot them instead of me. I have nothing against the reaper's, I just want those 2 dead. The Quarians are saved and the machine went stupid on me. Why is everyone/everything wanting to kill me? Why can't they just kill James and Javik?
Saw Ashley on the floor drunk. I should get some lipstick and doodle all over her face. Maybe later.
Went back to the Citadel and talked with the Counilor who told me about some artifact. Like I really care when I have my own problems. Whatever. I talked with Liara, Tali and Ashley. Miranda confessed about wanting to put a control chip in me. That gave me an idea. I went to Sam to see if she could rig James and Javik's communicators for their heads to explode. She laughed and said it would take time for her to do it. For now I'm on my own.
Went to Thessia where I met my hero, Kai Leng, who was nice enough to kill Thane for me on the Citadel. He beats me in a fight, no thanks to the gunship. I don't care he took the data, I cared that I lost an opportunity that I could've had James or Javik killed had I brought one of them on the mission. This is my story. Mine mine mine. I'm such a baby.
I take Liara and Ashley with me to Horizon to see what's going on. Right off the bat I run into the little kids with the butter knives. Who I'm I to stop them from giving them the death they want? Find out Cerberus is turning humans into husks. Thats not cool. For now, I have my own problems. After defeating all the uglies, I meet Miranda's father. What a wimp hiding behind Oriana like that. I shoot Oriana in the leg and Miranda throws the trash out the window. Man. I could really use her on my squad. Miranda was able to plant a tracer on Leng. Excellent. Still like to thank him and then kill him.
Back on the ship, Samantha is upset and sad at what Cerberus did on Horizon. It was her home. Now my blood is boiling. My lover is upset and that makes me very mad. So I tell the crew, minus Javik and James, that our primary focus is killing Cerberus. For the time being J and J, can live until further notice.
Honey will attack Chronos later today.