The road to the Peak 15 factory, was slippery and lined with Geth.
I had some good driftin stuff happening on the curves, but then the Geth hit our left flank and tried to run us in to the wall.
I let them have it with the M35's machine gun. I said, you think your gonna run in a Spectre.
With the last heavy turret down, we entered the facility.
Inside, there were Geth and Krogan. Tali took point, with Liara and I in a support role, Liara lifted, and I separated.
Then we came across a few of those Aliens, we had seen on Cerberus base B52.
The first one wasn't moving, and I thought it was a rock, but it wasn't a rock, it was a Rock... Lobster. Well that's what we called them anyway.
The place was overrun with the over-sized crustaceans, and the main power was down.
Tali done some techy stuff and got the very attractive Mira, up and running.
I laid on the old Shepard charm, and she told us everything we needed to know. We had to get the reactor core back on-line, and Reconnect the landlines.
First we went to the roof, took out a few Aliens, and Tali connected the landlines. Then blasted a few Geth before Tali fixed the Helium-3 fuel lines.
Mira then told us we would have to repair the plasma vents, to clear the creatures from the next passage.
With the facility up and running, we could take the tram to Rift Station.
There we met a Doctor Cohen.
He told me if I don't go into a plague filled room, read their notes, and formulate a complex vaccine, then the scientists will die.
Liara said, what did he say? He said the scientist are going to die.
Anyway, we found Liaras' Mum, She was talking with Liara one minute, and then Bam, slapped a stasis field on me while I was still drooling.
Then leather clad Asari came from everywhere, and Geth, yeah there was Geth too. What a sh!tstorm. I don't know how we survived, but we did.
Then Liaras' Mum said, I'm not myself, Saren is controlling my mind. I can only break free for a short time. Take these co-ordinance to a lost Mass Relay.
Then her bosom pulsated with a magnificent blue glow, and it was on again, but only briefly. Her life force spent, Liara called to her to hold on.
She said, You've always made me proud little wing, and slumped to the floor.
I left Liara to grieve, and went to examine the giant Rock Lobster in the tank. Then she animated a dead Asari Commando to speak through.
I couldn't understand most of it, she said something about her music. I said, alright I'll let you go, and you can Roam if you want to.
I said to Liara, I'm not sure how far she'll get, without wings, without wheels.
Then we just wanted to get out the place.
Coming through the hot labs we met Yaroslev Tartakovsky, he told us that the thing I just set free was a Rachni Queen.
I said, Oh, that can't be good.
He said we have to kill all the Rachni with a Neutron Purge, and was just about to give me the code, when a Rachni skewered him.
We killed the Rachni and retrieved the code from his body. Then told Mira to initiate the Neutron Purge.
We hit the tram, and then got off that rock.
Back on the Normandy:
I went to see how Liara was feeling after what happened with Benezia.
Joanne: Are you OK Liara, about Benezia I mean?
Liara: I'm alright Shepard, I'll remember her the way she was, not what Saren turned her into.
Joanne: You know there's a saying back on Earth, that if you want to know what your girlfriend will end up like. look at her mother.
I see fun times ahead Liara.
Liara: I know there are rumors of Asari promiscuity, but they have little basis in fact Joanne.
For us, the union is much more than just the physical thing, it is a great spiritual.....
Joanne: Yeah, but physical too right?
Liara: Well yes, but that is not the truly amazing part. It's a very Mystical joining of our being, that is why I have....
Joanne: Wait, are you saying you've never done it before?
Liara: I'm only 101 Joanne, barely an adult, and until I met you, I had never considered a partner.
I got the impression that it might be your first time too Joanne.
Joanne: Me! Ha, I've had tons of women. If loose lips sink ships, I could take out an Armada, don't worry about that.
Ha, first time for the Shepster.
Liara: It's nothing to be embarrassed about Joanne.
Joanne: I'm not embarrassed, it's just hot in here, Adam's must have turned up the heat or something.
Liara: We don't have to do anything right now Joanne, Maybe after we stop Saren, the time will be right for us.
Joanne: Right... right, we're in no hurry. ( Phew, I think I got away with it, and she'll have no-one to compare me with.)
*** It just occurred to me , there may be some here too young to remember the B52's, they can google Roam and Rock Lobster.