How bananas defeated the reapers
Medusa Shepard - engineer/ war hero/engineer
committee: What's the plan?
me: Right now, the plan is to get some food in my tummy. I'm going over to MacDonalds to get a number one meal. You're welcome to join me
committe: Sounds good. Everyone. Take a lunch break. Will continue this in 2 hours
Anderson: What? What about the reapers?
committee: Stop crying Anderson. Would you want to die on an empty stomach? Lets go
later
committee: Much better. Do you have a plan?
me: Someone go help that kid
Anderson: What kid?
me: Exactly Oh right, plan. Bananas
committee: What?
me: Take my word on it bananas is the key to stopping the reapers. I need to get my car. I mean my ship. Anderson. You stay here and pretend you're doing something.
me: Take us to these coordinates Joker.
Joker: That's in Africa. What about the reapers?
me: Just get us there Joker. I'll worry about the reapers
Starsky: Commander Shepard. Its good to see you. Before you ask. Yes I have what you need. The other thing is I like to get everyone to safety. The reapers are close by.
me: No problem. How much do you have?
Starsky: I have about 1 000 0000 tons. How much will you need for yourself?
me: I will take 50 tons. There's plenty of space in the cargo area to put them. If not, ask a guy named Steve tell you where to put them. Where's Hutch?
Starsky: HEY LACY? GET A FORKLIFT AND PUT 50 TONS WORTH ON THE SHIP. Hutch is in the office.
me: Thanks.
Hutch: Hellp Shepard. You know all this work we did will cost you?
me: Look at it this way. If this works, you and your brother and the rest of your company will be heroes.
Hutch: Yeah. I hope you're right. I have bills to pay you know. I see my brother Starsky is waving at you
me: What's up Starsky?
Starsky: You're loaded up. Here's crate filled with weapons that will help. That one that looks like a flame thrower is really a banana pudding thrower. I'm sure you can figure it out. About getting my employees to safety?
me: Here's coordinates that should be safe from the reapers. Take your ships and all the bananas you can load to that spot. I will be in touch. Stay safe Starsky
Starsky: You too Shepard. When this is all over, you will buy the first round of drinks
me: Done.
Hackett: You need to go to Mars. One of your former squadmates, Liara T'soni, may of found somthing that might stop the reapers
me: I've already found somthing that will stop them.
Hackett: What? Go to Mars and see what she has found and then we'll discuss what you found.
me: Sure.