DOCTOR BURNSIDE: Oh hello Ms. Shepard. You're here early. I see my secretary let you in?
NICOLE SHEPARD: I let myself in.
BURNSIDE: Okay, that is highly unusual but I am glad to see that you are eager to continue our discussions.
SHEPARD: I really had to go to the bathroom.
BURNSIDE: I see. Well then let's get started... what is that smell? Ms. Shepard, did you--- What is that in my plant?
SHEPARD: I couldn't find your bathroom.
BURNSIDE: It's the immediate left of the entrance when you walk in.
SHEPARD: I didn't actually look.
BURNSIDE: Are you telling me you purposely used my potted plant as a toilet?
SHEPARD: I had to use some of the leaves to wipe off the excess residue.
BURNSIDE: It's a rubber plant!
SHEPARD: I thought those leaves felt weird.
BURNSIDE: Ms. Shepard... never mind. Let's just get started.
SHEPARD: Okay!
BURNSIDE: So after the Collector Ship, you rescued the Quarian Tali from the Geth on a planet called Haestrom. What was she doing on Haestrom?
SHEPARD: Research. She was studying the system's sun. Apparently it was being destabilized by dark energy.
BURNSIDE: And how did you know she was on Haestrom.
SHEPARD: The Illusive Man told me to recruit her.
BURNSIDE: Why her? And how did he know she was there?
SHEPARD: No idea. Not really my job to know either. But she is an expert in technology, and had proven herself a reliable squadmate on the first Normandy. It seemed like a good fit.
BURNSIDE: And then you recruited an assassin named Thane. You helped him kill a former ambassador, an Asari named Nassana.
SHEPARD: I suppose I did help him. Not my original intention. She had mercs everywhere. They were killing workers left alive in the building and they opened fire at me as soon as they saw me. That caused the mercs to focus on me, leaving Thane to sneak around easier.
BURNSIDE: So that is how you justify helping an assassin kill someone?
SHEPARD: I've killed lots of people, doc. And if the Alliance ever reinstates me, I will probably end up killing a lot more people. I think you are asking me how I was able to justify helping an assassin murder someone, that's different. And Nassana had it coming. She once used me to kill her sister, a slaver. She was ordering mercs to kill people in the building just because they were there, thinking they may have been the assassin. The workers mentioned people disappearing if they complained. Nassana was a terrible person who manipulated and lied and ordered other people to do bad things. I don't regret helping Thane at all.
BURNSIDE: And you were able to justify recruiting an assassin to your team?
SHEPARD: I was already working for a group several governments branded a terrorist organization. Adding an assassin to the group did not feel like much of a stretch by that point. Plus most of his assassinations were performed at the request of the Hanar government. Kind of like what I did in the past for the Alliance except I did it as part of a team. He was a freelancer by the time I recruited him, but he still took the same kind of jobs: kill the bad men for money.
BURNSIDE: I see. And then next you went to see your old friend Liara T'soni.
SHEPARD: I prefer the term 'old squadmate' instead of friend. I wouldn't actually consider us friends. She might, but I don't.
BURNSIDE: At which point you found yourself at a trade center that was bombed by Cerberus.
SHEPARD: Wait, what? No, the building was bombed by agents of the Shadow Broker. They were trying to eliminate Liara.
BURNSIDE: Ms. Shepard, the news and an Asari-led investigation team said it was Cerberus that bombed the trade center.
SHEPARD: That's a lie!
BURNSIDE: And then you killed another Spectre, an Asari named Tela Vasir.
SHEPARD: She was working for the Shadow Broker. The Shadow Broker paid her to find Liara and her data, and to kill Liara if possible. She killed Liara's contact.
BURNSIDE: The Citadel Council was rather upset that you killed one of their best agents.
SHEPARD: She tried to kill me first. she used me to get to Liara and her data.
BURNSIDE: Why would a Spectre work for the Shadow Broker?
SHEPARD: Same reason I worked for Cerberus: you do what you can to get the job done to make the galaxy safer. Before she died, Vasir told me the Shadow Broker gave her good intel over the years.
BURNSIDE: I see. So what what was the data?
SHEPARD: Information on where to find the Shadow Broker. He was holding an old friend of Liara's as a prisoner. His name was Feron.
BURNSIDE: And then you found his ship?
SHEPARD: We found the ship and managed to rescue Feron. He was in poor health but alive.
BURNSIDE: And the Shadow Broker?
SHEPARD: He was never there.
BURNSIDE: I see. Well that is all the time for today I'm afraid. I have to clean the... mess... you made in my plant. Any more surprises I should be aware about?
SHEPARD: If I tell you about your desk, would it still be considered a surprise?
BURNSIDE: My desk?