DOCTOR BURNSIDE: We need to talk about your encounter with the Collector Ship.
NICOLE SHEPARD: We already did. It blew up the first Normandy, remember?
BURNSIDE: Ms. Shepard...
SHEPARD: Ohhh, riiight. Well, technically it was the same same Collector Ship.
BURNSIDE: But a different encounter.
SHEPARD: Please be more specific next time.
BURNSIDE: So tell me, how did you find the Collector Ship?
SHEPARD: The Illusive Man told me, said he had intercepted a Turian distress call.
BURNSIDE: And you believed him?
SHEPARD: I had no reason not to.
BURNSIDE: But it turned it out that the Turian signal was faked.
SHEPARD: Yes, but not by Cerberus.
BURNSIDE: But the Illusive Man knew it was a fake?
SHEPARD: Yes.
BURNSIDE: And the fact that he lied to you did not bother you?
SHEPARD: I was upset, but not because he lied. The Illusive Man did not lie; he just did not tell me the signal was fake. I was upset that he knowingly sent me into a trap and did not tell me it was trap.
BURNSIDE: And this is the type of man you wanted to work with?
SHEPARD: Again, I did not want to work with him, but I did not have much of a choice. The Citadel Council was ignoring the problem, and the Alliance was either ignoring the problem or incompetent in dealing with the problem. Cerberus was the only organization that was putting any real effort into stopping the Collectors, and they gave me resources to do it. So while I would have preferred to work with the Citadel Council or the Alliance, they were useless sacks of crap. Although to be fair, without me Cerberus would also be a useless sack of crap.
BURNSIDE: I see. But why would the Collectors set a trap for you when they outright destroyed the Normandy SR-1 years earlier?
SHEPARD: Probably to make sure they actually killed me this time. Plus with our success on Horizon -- we managed to counteract the effects of the seeker swarms and stop them from abducting an entire colony -- they were much more cautious. I think they wanted to lure me in and trap me, make sure I could not get away.
BURNSIDE: But you managed to get out of their trap and get away.
SHEPARD: I did, barely. But Joker is a good pilot.
BURNSIDE: And according to your reports, you thought that the Collectors would eventually target Earth.
SHEPARD: Yes. It was a giant ship, filled with the pods that the Collectors used to transfer abducted colonists. It looked to me like there were more pods than humans in the Terminus systems.
BURNSIDE: And you took that to mean they would eventually target Earth?
SHEPARD: Yes.
BURNSIDE: Forgive me, but that seems preposterous. The colonies in the Terminus systems are small and not well defended. Earth is large and heavily defended.
SHEPARD: I never said my theory was correct, only that it seemed the most plausible. The Collector Ship was freaking huge, plus it had all the seeker swarms. The strategy was pretty sound too: take out all the small insignificant colonies then strike at Earth. Plus the Collectors had more than one ship. A quick strike at the surrounding fleets and comm buoys would cripple Earth's defenses, then send out the seeker swarms to incapacitate the inhabitants. Abducting everyone would take a long time, but they would control Earth space at that point; park near the Charon relay and you can take out any potential fleets coming in to attempt a counterattack. It's pretty devastating actually.
BURNSIDE: I see you've thought about this.
SHEPARD: I'm a commander and an N7 specialist. I'm used to planning assaults. Assaulting Earth is just much larger than the type of assault I'm used to planning but the basic principles are the same.
BURNSIDE: Interesting. Your reports also mention that the Collectors were Protheans?
SHEPARD: Used to be Protheans. The Reapers had long ago transformed them into the Collectors, similar to how their technology turned humans into husks.
BURNSIDE: You mean Geth technology.
SHEPARD: We already went over this: it was Reaper technology.
BURNSIDE: But the Protheans vanished 50,000 years ago.
SHEPARD: According to the data we recovered, the Collectors had been cloning themselves over generations. They were almost more tech than organic by that point.
BURNSIDE: And no one noticed?
SHEPARD: Collectors weren't seen much in the galaxy; most people considered them a myth.
BURNSIDE: I see.
JAMES VEGA: Sorry to interrupt, doc. The committee wants to see you, commander. Anderson will be here shortly to pick you up.
BURNSIDE: Thank you Mr. Vega. Very well, Ms. Shepard. We will continue this conversation another time.