You know you've played too much ME3 MP when...
#1
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:12
-You and your friend do something cool and you headbutt towards him.
-You see incoming danger and instictively try to use an Ops Pack.
-You score well on a gun range and think "This gun will probably be nerfed..."
-You are scared of anything resembling a purple bar.
-While angry at someone, you imagine Biotic Charging them.
Post your own!
#2
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:14
#3
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:15
But on topic, I've had many dreams about ME3 MP. Worst one being shot by a Geth Prime.
#4
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:15
#5
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:17
#6
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:17
IllusiveManJr wrote...
When you've participated in threads like this four times now.
But on topic, I've had many dreams about ME3 MP. Worst one being shot by a Geth Prime.
Hm, I must have missed those.
#7
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:18
-you get dismissed from school/college,ur boss fired u
-you starve in your mancave/parent basement
#8
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:20
Dragonhalls wrote...
-your kids,wife,gf,friends,parents starts abandoning u
-you get dismissed from school/college,ur boss fired u
-you starve in your mancave/parent basement
...those arent funny at all...
#9
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:20
IllusiveManJr wrote...
When you've participated in threads like this four times now.
I'll still post the best one for me: I close my eyes and see blue silhouettes of teammates in the distance.
#10
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:20
Not that I've actually done that =P
#11
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:25
Cyonan wrote...
When you start figuring out routes to run away if a Banshee teleports through a wall while walking down the street, or places that would make for good soft cover.
Not that I've actually done that =P
I have. My school has lots
#12
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:25
#13
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:26
#14
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:27
#15
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:28
gilgamesh v9 wrote...
Cyonan wrote...
When you start figuring out routes to run away if a Banshee teleports through a wall while walking down the street, or places that would make for good soft cover.
Not that I've actually done that =P
I have. My school has lots
I was only sort of telling the truth.
I did think "That would make for some great cover" while taking a walk after playing a lot of XCOM, though I didn't do it for Mass Effect.
To be fair, it was a really defensible spot against aliens. Except Thin Men because they're cheating bastards that don't miss.
#16
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:29
#17
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:37
Cyonan wrote...
gilgamesh v9 wrote...
Cyonan wrote...
When you start figuring out routes to run away if a Banshee teleports through a wall while walking down the street, or places that would make for good soft cover.
Not that I've actually done that =P
I have. My school has lots
I was only sort of telling the truth.
I did think "That would make for some great cover" while taking a walk after playing a lot of XCOM, though I didn't do it for Mass Effect.
To be fair, it was a really defensible spot against aliens. Except Thin Men because they're cheating bastards that don't miss.
My stepfather reports similar things after playing xcom
#18
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:37
#19
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:40
#20
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:46
#21
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:46
Titus Thongger wrote...
when I get downed in another game and think 'god damn why isn't my medigel working!!!!?!?!?!'
After playing WoW, I used to reach for Divine Shield when playing other games and getting into trouble.
Sadly my "screw you I'm going immune to damage" button was not there to protect me anymore.
#22
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:48
Thinman: Hmm, I see you've positioned yourself into cover. Allow me to throw a cloud of posion acid behind that wall you're using.Cyonan wrote...
To be fair, it was a really defensible spot against aliens. Except Thin Men because they're cheating bastards that don't miss.
*Soldier has paniced*
*Soldier shot themselves and died*
More OT, I was recently playing GOW:J, and I kept calling Berserkers Banshess. Even after I noticed I kept doing it. It was kind of irritation but funny in a way.
Modifié par Tokenusername, 01 avril 2013 - 03:50 .
#23
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 03:52
gilgamesh v9 wrote...
Actually, after the 24 hour livestream, when I blinked I saw the cooldown indicator slowly close in the center of my vision.
Along these lines:
When you think of your time at work as the cooldown circle.. Going ever so... slowly...
#24
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 04:02
AkuIaTubShark wrote...
gilgamesh v9 wrote...
Actually, after the 24 hour livestream, when I blinked I saw the cooldown indicator slowly close in the center of my vision.
Along these lines:
When you think of your time at work as the cooldown circle.. Going ever so... slowly...
Modifié par gilgamesh v9, 01 avril 2013 - 04:02 .
#25
Posté 01 avril 2013 - 04:23
-You go to buy jewelry for a significant other and complain about frequency of useless gold items.
-There is a large blue triangle in the center of your vision.
-Your friend tries to hug you and you grab them and throw them to the ground and stomp their skull.





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