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[Lord Nutfork]

I work in a gigantic semiconductor factory. Last week, I was passing through a building that had partially been shut down due to budget cuts. There is a room there with an official sign on the door that says:

"Pyro Room"

I probably would not have even noticed it if not for ME.

Modifié par Lord Nutfork, 05 avril 2013 - 05:30 .

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When you scream "I'm Alive" when your wife wakes you.

Or is that just being old?

[lktalon22]

* You are playing Pick up Basketball and a scrub on your team goes down with a sprain you think, "let him bleed out."

* You see an old lady reaching for the last 2 on a BOGO of mayonnaise and you think, "Overload + Headshot!"

* Stuck at work all day, "F***'n Geth!"

[FynAch]

Dist0rt3d Hum0r wrote...

Here the Banshee scream while at work, but no one is around. 0_o

Was driving home and overtook the car doing 50 in the 100 zone....destinctly hear ''Foooor Ranoch'' in my head

also, wife told me I was dreaming once and shouted out ''Don't Kill my Soldiers!!'...I didn't wake up at all of course

[FynAch]

HereticBrony wrote...

You question why you aren't playing it right now.
Go on, it's fun.

When servers are down and none of your DLC is validated....... like right now.


Seriously - I am not looking forward to ME3 MP servers been taken offline - it currently screws with the whole game.

[BouncyFrag]

When running through a building, I sometimes get stuck to cover if I get too close.

I'm always rummaging through trash cans for extra grenades. You can never have too many grenades.

[FateNeverEnds]

When you stop hanging out with your friends because 'it's been a long week' and don't feel like asking girls out anymore and just go home after work and all you feel like doing is MPing. Then you regret it and feel bad about yourself over not having 'action' in so long (a year by now) but can't be bothered to go out and get some chicks.

Ya I know, it's sad, but I want that BotB banner so much.

[THOUGHTBLUDGEON]

...when the consumables mini-menu is screen-burned into your plasma.

[The-Fantasm]

When it feels weird going weeks without playing it


(PS3 messed up on me)

[daan76]

When you expect your friends to help you come and get a pizza just in case you run into some undesirables on the way back.

[HSomCokeSniper]

-When you see your ex closing in on the distance and try to Fury dodge her through a wall and land on your head.
-When you're laying mousetraps in the basement and wish that you just had an annihilation field.
-When trying to do sports IRL you realise that after spending so much time playing MP you now have Juggernaut mobility.

[TheVanishedOne]

I should go.

[Xetto]

Spam medigel when reloading in other games.

[Chardonney]

When every time you kneel down at work to do some specific chore (I'm a gardener) and the first thing that comes to mind every single time is: "Cover me!"

[ThatOddGuy]

I play through rounds in my dreams... with real kits from the game and everything...