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[SirLugash]

Not exactly "saying" anything, but anyways:
I played with a friend on Silver and an N7 rank 18 Human Vanguard joined.
His inexperience showed in a lot of sync-kills after charging into Banshees, but the best thing was that in every Object Retrieval mission, he ran to the object, picked it up and RAN back to the drop off point.
Of course he lost the package but he didn't seem to realize as he camped at the LZ until one of us finally brought it there.
This happened 4-5 times, so after the game I sent him a message explaining that he will drop the Object when running or using Cloak for example.

His response: "Don't tell me how to play my class".
Yeah...

[FergGref]

As much as I'd like to contribute, I keep getting pugs that are speaking in languages I don't understand. Played in a pug the other day where 2 people were speaking German. Even when I find a micced person in PC there's no point in listening.

[Cobra_Criada_SE]

An asari and a geth players were standing defiantly in front of two geth primes in a platinum game.
Guess what: They went down.

A human tried to revive them right away and, guess what, went down too.
He medi-gel himself, run away and said:
"Your f***ing idiots ! I won't help you anymore !"

P.S.: At the end we made it (more precisely, My krogan made it alone).

[Wendig]

Just had a Platinum game where my whole PUG team, complete with matching gamertags, purposely whipped...on wave 8! One of them turned on his mic, but I couldn't understand him even though he spoke English and was from the states. All I could grasp was "stealing kills" and "we don't want play wit U."

I don't know why this couldn't have waited 2 more waves. I guess for some people pride is worth more than credits.

[IC-07]

"Dude, gear up!" (for a gold match)

[Wendig]

"How are you killing so much?" - Random pug trying to use flamer through two giant hex shields and camping the hallway on platinum glacier.

Modifié par Wendig, 06 avril 2013 - 11:25 .

[Ultimate Pheer]

Most of the time, if I hear someone quoting stats or statistics, I assume they are wrong.

Poison strike goes through walls, moron. I'm not hacking.

[Happy Shepard]

PUG: ....

Me: .....

PUG: .....

"Mission Failed. Returning to base."

Me: "Why did you guys bleed out?! And why did you not tell me about the GIANT robot behind me?! You know, the one that smashed me into the ground?!"

[TODD 5184]

Thanks Fox, I thought they had me.

After I saved a noob life.

[TheShadyEngineer]

*The entire squad is down and I'm clutching wave 10*
Pug 1: Hey guys lets help this guy win the wave.
Pug 2: I'm cool with that.

They proceed to be quiet for the entire wave even though they could help me save a few medi gels by giving away enemy positions.

I focus on a couple of scions and get grabbed by a BS silent stealth ninja praetorian.

Pug 2 mid grab: You got a crab behind you.
Me: No **** sherlock

Modifié par PronozaSoldier, 06 avril 2013 - 11:56 .

[dosomethinguseful]

"Drells are weak."

[robarcool]

SirLugash wrote...

Not exactly "saying" anything, but anyways:
I played with a friend on Silver and an N7 rank 18 Human Vanguard joined.
His inexperience showed in a lot of sync-kills after charging into Banshees, but the best thing was that in every Object Retrieval mission, he ran to the object, picked it up and RAN back to the drop off point.
Of course he lost the package but he didn't seem to realize as he camped at the LZ until one of us finally brought it there.
This happened 4-5 times, so after the game I sent him a message explaining that he will drop the Object when running or using Cloak for example.

His response: "Don't tell me how to play my class".
Yeah...

Should have put him on your block list. I am fine playing with newbies, but those who just won't give any attention to good advice are not worth playing with.

[Red Panda]

IC-07 wrote...

"Dude, gear up!" (for a gold match)

Gear bonuses are reusable, dude.

[sandboxgod]

 I'm one of those guys that loves to see folks using their BoTB banners. Anyway today I'm hosting a Platnium lobby and a BotB banner dude shows up. During Wave 8 or so, he starts complaining. At this point, I'm having to clutch waves a lot and the frustration becomes 'vocal' for him:

"OMG my $%% rocket launcher wont fire!!!! Buggy ****** of **** game!"
"I cant, I cant.... I cant fire my gun! Omg this controller! My buttons are stuck!"

Unfortunately I believe we ended up wiping that game at Wave 10. I run out of gels and my back is broken from too much clutching waves....

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Earlier today I get dropped into a Gold game. I somehow get sync killed at some point and check out other folks' manifests. Just like I figured they are all really low N7s with pretty barren manifests.

But this one kid, the host. Was interesting...
"OMG you got **** stupid cat!!!!! Get the **** AWAY from ME!!!!!"
"Help me guys!!! I need help!"

Now this was a bit weird because he was the only dude talking during that match. 

Modifié par sandboxgod, 07 avril 2013 - 01:42 .

[N7NJA982]

(clay)MOAR

[Voxgizer]

sandboxgod wrote...
Earlier today I get dropped into a Gold game. I somehow get sync killed at some point and check out other folks' manifests. Just like I figured they are all really low N7s with pretty barren manifests.

But this one kid, the host. Was interesting...
"OMG you got **** stupid cat!!!!! Get the **** AWAY from ME!!!!!"
"Help me guys!!! I need help!"

Now this was a bit weird because he was the only dude talking during that match. 

That's about how I deal with my cat when he tries to get attention while I'm playing. I'm not nearly that mean towards him, though. 

[NYG1991]

I just had to leave a lobby cause "we need an infiltrator to do the objectives". That was news to me. Can't argue with a BoB though.

[Das Rouse]

Someone said that PC has a friendly fire toggle that can be switched on and off if you want to take damage from teammates.

[OniGanon]

121210Olivia wrote...
PUG1: "Watch yourself--I can hear a phantom...she's behind me...somewhere."

That should've been your signal to come running to your teammates for free, delicious Phantom points.

Modifié par OniGanon, 07 avril 2013 - 03:41 .

[colson1]

Bronze match, everyone has readied except the leader. New guy drops in.

"Bronze? I haven't played Bronze since I got the game. I'm going to kick out the leader and change the difficulty."





And the guy that was having a full on fight (physical and verbal from the sound of it...) with his sister, broadcasted over the kinect. The little sister started crying.

Modifié par colson1, 07 avril 2013 - 10:45 .

[Shadow of Terror]

Playing with some decent guys, all good people. Guy finished bottom of the board as a Volus, in match saying about how its a support class, me saying support is an excuse, that volus can dish out some good damage.

Next match, I change character to a Volus and said "Okay, so if I top the board as a Volus, you guys have to tell me I'm the mass effect god"
Guy: "Haha, okay, good luck with that"

End of the match, finished top
Me: "So, remember what I said at the start of the match?"

[IC-07]

OperatingWookie wrote...

IC-07 wrote...

"Dude, gear up!" (for a gold match)

Gear bonuses are reusable, dude.

wat?

[noob-zero]

Yesterday I searched for some Gold matches and was using a Collector Sniper Rifle on Geth Infiltrator (was working on a banner). I got herassed by these two guys for. The funny thing is they didn't realize I had a mic either. So they thought they were slick herassing someone who "didn't" have a mic. Then I counter trolled.

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

I just like to listen to all the people talk. It cracks me up.

The comments about Quarian butts....I've heard too many.