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[SafetyShattered]

Pug: Why does this d*** keep taking my kills?!?!
Me: Dude, you were surrounded by banshees and brutes. You were in a corner, there was no way you could have taken them. And all I did was take out a couple brutes so you could run.
Pug: I could have taken them, I'm better then you'd ever be a**hole.
Me: Alright, fine. I'll just go over here and do my thing. You stay there and do yours.
Pug: Fine with me.

New wave starts
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Sorry?
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Oh, well that sucks.
Pug: What? You're not even going to help me?
Me: But I would have to steal all your kills to get to you. That would be mean of me. Eh, I'm sure you can medi-gel and get out of there ok.
Pug: I don't have any more medi-gels.
Me: Hahahaha.....shame.


Next game with different pugs.

Pug 1: WHY do you keep charging the banshess?! They can insta-kill you dumba**!!
Me: The juggernaut can't be exectued by banshess or phantoms or anything else.
Pug 1: What, since when?
Me: Forever.
Pug 1: No, I got sync-killed before as one.
Pug 2: Must've been changed as a update.

Modifié par Shadowfang12, 07 avril 2013 - 06:39 .

[Jewlie Ghoulie]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Pug: Why does this d*** keep taking my kills?!?!
Me: Dude, you were surrounded by banshees and brutes. You were in a corner, there was no way you could have taken them. And all I did was take out a couple brutes so you could run.
Pug: I could have taken them, I'm better then you'd ever be a**hole.
Me: Alright, fine. I'll just go over here and do my thing. You stay there and do yours.
Pug: Fine with me.

New wave starts
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Sorry?
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Oh, well that sucks.
Pug: What? You're not even going to help me?
Me: But I would have to steal all your kills to get to you. That would be mean of me. Eh, I'm sure you can medi-gel and get out of there ok.
Pug: I don't have any more medi-gels.
Me: Hahahaha.....shame.


Next game with different pugs.

Pug 1: WHY do you keep charging the banshess?! They can insta-kill you dumba**!!
Me: The juggernaut can't be exectued by banshess or phantoms or anything else.
Pug 1: What, since when?
Me: Forever.
Pug 1: No, I got sync-killed before as one.
Pug 2: Must've been changed as a update.

 
I lost it with the Jugg Sync-Kill comment. XD

Modifié par Jewlie Ghoulie, 07 avril 2013 - 06:56 .

[TODD 5184]

Me: Hey guys, I think we might need a couple rockets on this round. (Collectors Platinum wave 10 hack)
Pug1: I already used mine.
Pug2: I havent had any for a few games.
Pug3: I should've brought my Destroyer, he has rockets.
Me: Yes, but those aren't the type of rockets I'm talking about.
Pug3: yeah they are.
*facepalm*

Another game, lower level N7 rank joins.
Me: Hey man, this is platinum. You sure you're ready? Have you ever even played platinum.
PUG: yeah man. I play platinum all the time.
-mid game-
PUG: Wth?! That praetorian shot missiles! They do that?? Or is that only on platinum??

I won't discuss score.... But I think in both games the outcome was obvious.

[N7NJA982]

MOAR

[Voxgizer]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Pug: Why does this d*** keep taking my kills?!?!
Me: Dude, you were surrounded by banshees and brutes. You were in a corner, there was no way you could have taken them. And all I did was take out a couple brutes so you could run.
Pug: I could have taken them, I'm better then you'd ever be a**hole.
Me: Alright, fine. I'll just go over here and do my thing. You stay there and do yours.
Pug: Fine with me.

New wave starts
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Sorry?
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Oh, well that sucks.
Pug: What? You're not even going to help me?
Me: But I would have to steal all your kills to get to you. That would be mean of me. Eh, I'm sure you can medi-gel and get out of there ok.
Pug: I don't have any more medi-gels.
Me: Hahahaha.....shame.

You did the right thing. 

[SafetyShattered]

Voxgizer wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Pug: Why does this d*** keep taking my kills?!?!
Me: Dude, you were surrounded by banshees and brutes. You were in a corner, there was no way you could have taken them. And all I did was take out a couple brutes so you could run.
Pug: I could have taken them, I'm better then you'd ever be a**hole.
Me: Alright, fine. I'll just go over here and do my thing. You stay there and do yours.
Pug: Fine with me.

New wave starts
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Sorry?
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Oh, well that sucks.
Pug: What? You're not even going to help me?
Me: But I would have to steal all your kills to get to you. That would be mean of me. Eh, I'm sure you can medi-gel and get out of there ok.
Pug: I don't have any more medi-gels.
Me: Hahahaha.....shame.

You did the right thing. 

Thank you. I must admit it felt pretty awesome. I never felt so awesome being a jerk

[SafetyShattered]

Jewlie Ghoulie wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Pug: Why does this d*** keep taking my kills?!?!
Me: Dude, you were surrounded by banshees and brutes. You were in a corner, there was no way you could have taken them. And all I did was take out a couple brutes so you could run.
Pug: I could have taken them, I'm better then you'd ever be a**hole.
Me: Alright, fine. I'll just go over here and do my thing. You stay there and do yours.
Pug: Fine with me.

New wave starts
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Sorry?
Pug: I'm down...
Me: Oh, well that sucks.
Pug: What? You're not even going to help me?
Me: But I would have to steal all your kills to get to you. That would be mean of me. Eh, I'm sure you can medi-gel and get out of there ok.
Pug: I don't have any more medi-gels.
Me: Hahahaha.....shame.


Next game with different pugs.

Pug 1: WHY do you keep charging the banshess?! They can insta-kill you dumba**!!
Me: The juggernaut can't be exectued by banshess or phantoms or anything else.
Pug 1: What, since when?
Me: Forever.
Pug 1: No, I got sync-killed before as one.
Pug 2: Must've been changed as a update.

 
I lost it with the Jugg Sync-Kill comment. XD

A part of me wanted to start laughing, and the other part of me wanted to backhand them both out of anger. At the time I just laughed, but now I wish I had gone for the backhand....such a wasted opportunity

[SafetyShattered]

This is from a while ago when I just started doing silver but:

Pug: Hey, I'm new so do you think you could help me out with some things?
Me: Well I'm pretty new too, but I'll try to help as much as I can.
Pug: Thanks, how do you jump?
Me: ......what?
Pug: How do you jump?
Me: Um...hahah....*leaves game*

Modifié par Shadowfang12, 07 avril 2013 - 08:25 .

[Daxamite]

Two pug playing on mic as juggernauts in geth gold , me as asari huntress . They're having trouble taking down a geth prime with heavy melee so I cloak and dark channel and leave it to cook while I shoot other stuff. Prime is last thing to die , from d c .

They start complaining that d c can't kill bosses like primes and it must be a glitch in the kill feed.

Modifié par PhoenixUK, 07 avril 2013 - 10:10 .

[Jon The Wizard]

Everyone here must be a PC player, 'cause this is the extent of every conversation I've had in 360-land.

PUG: "..."
*[insert name here] has come online*
PUG: "..."

That's right, dead silence.

[SilentStep79]

PhoenixUK wrote...

Two pug playing on mic as juggernauts in geth gold , me as asari huntress . They're having trouble taking down a geth prime with heavy melee so I cloak and dark channel and leave it to cook while I shoot other stuff. Prime is last thing to die , from d c .

They start complaining that d c can't kill bosses like primes and it must be a glitch in the kill feed.

you wouldn't believe the runs i just had...

[Ultimate Pheer]

 Ok, at this point me AND my friend are being mobbed by hunters and pyros. I'm a vorcha engineer, he's a geth trooper soldier. This gold condor.

*Medigel* *rocket*
Friend: Why didn't you use flamer?
Me: Because I don't have it?
Friend: You don't?
Me: No, i'm a vorcha engineer, I have incinerate, not flamer.
Friend: But I thought every vorcha had a flamer.

[l3g3ndary llama]

pug: Decoy is useless against everything
me: Actually it's only useless against brutes, husks, and abominations since the update
pug: Really?
me: Really.

I never had so much fun with the Salarian engineer on gold before.

[Toxic Waste]

Was playing as a Juggy in a match with a couple (guy and girl). The lady saw me do a heavy malee on a phantom and got a kick out of how the phantom melted. She goes to her guy friend "Holy s*it, did you see that?" at which I turned to the nearest enemy and maleed that one as well.

The girl comes back on and in the cutest voice and says "Do it agian, do it agian." like a kid would. So I found another enemy and did it again and she says "That is sooo coooool."

I thought it was cute.

Modifié par Toxic Waste, 08 avril 2013 - 12:39 .

[SafetyShattered]

Toxic Waste wrote...

Was playing as a Juggy in a match with a couple (guy and girl). The lady saw me do a heavy malee on a phantom and got a kick out of how the phantom melted. She goes to her guy friend "Holy s*it, did you see that?" at which I turned to the nearest enemy and maleed that one as well.

The girl comes back on and in the cutest voice and says "Do it agian, do it agian." like a kid would. So I found another enemy and did it again and she says "That is sooo coooool."

I thought it was cute.

That is cute. I wish I could find someone like that. All the pugs i find are jerks.

[Pugz82]

pug: your name is pugz
me: pug life

[sandboxgod]

 Just now I land in a gold lobby and a PUG doesn't have on any gear. As always I send a message:
Me: "gear bonus?????"
PUG replies "what"


Da hell???

----

Last night I land in a gold lobby and see a raw n7 112. But the host is mentoring him vocally. Cool. I ready up and we start. At the beginning of wave 7 or so the host is teaching the newbie bout right-hand advantage. Showing how soft cover works, etc. Was very effective. Unfortunately we all forgot the Geth we were fighting and got ran over 

No biggie we all gel'ed and got proper revenge

[H4L0effect]

Titus Thongger wrote...

zorinho20 wrote...

I played with two random players few matches in a row(nice guys,competent players),then joined some player with high CP and very good loadout(obviously veteran player).
During 2.wave he started to trash talk and insult us:
Angry PUG:"You f_____g noobs have to l2p,why are u playing Gold,Gold is only for pro´s"
Normal PUG:"What is wrong with you man,this is just a game,not a real war!"
Me:"Leave him,pro is pissed because he is last on scoreboard "

didn't you get the memo? ME3MP IS SUPR SRS BIZNIS! IF YOU ARENT SRS YOU HAVE NO BZNIZ HYAR! 

Is it wront that I read this in a Master Chief/Microsoft Sam voice? Thought not.

[Lexa_D]

121210Olivia wrote...
Rant #1

121210Olivia wrote...
Rant #2

Olivia thinks you need equipment for Gold. Olivia checks N7 for skill. Olivia can't carry a single low-level with a group of 2 adequate PUGs. Then Olivia thinks other people suck at the game. Olivia writes rants in a thread devoted to funny moments.

[Lexa_D]

kkrraakk wrote...

^^ Hah. Nice. But I got one to top that:

Gold U/U

Playing as TGI, level 13: Javelin XI, Sniper rail amp III, Headshot Gear bonus (I forget the name), Power recharge amp 3, AP rounds 4:

PUG1: "Haha, dude! Look at this moron, using a geth to snipe. We should boot'em; he gonna fail.
PUG2: "Nah, I wanna see him ragequit later; plus, well, meatshield!"
PUG3: "you two are idiots; the GI's gonno own you..." *leaves*
PUG2: "Wimp."
New PUG3 joins; "Hey! so you all ready???"
*game starts*

Before I go on, I must give you the low-down on their load-outs:
PUGs 1+2: Basic Male Human Soldier, Only Adrenaline and Frags, on both. Using an Avenger 10 and a Talon 1 for pug 1, and a Geth pulse rifle 4 only for PUG2.

PUG3 was a kroguard, lvl 20. 'Nuff said.

I proceeded to outscore them ALL. Went down? Hell no. Revive Medal? Gold. Headshot Medal? Gold. Grab Medal? Gold. Kill total medal? Gold. Assist Medal? Silver. Headshot Medal? Gold.

I did ALL the objectives, because the idiots kept getting gut-shanked by phantoms...

End-of-game report convo:

PUG1:.... "&^%$*& you, ****." *disconnects.*
PUG 2: *Dissconnects*
PUG3: "THAT **** WAS AWESOME!!!!"

I proceed to play two more games with PUG3, he does good. Go figure!

You got Gold to top Platinum? How quaint!
Geth TGI with Jav XI getting 2 gold headshot medals - you've earned the "Most Blatant" achievement, sir!

[Zorinho20_CRO]

Lexa_D wrote...

121210Olivia wrote...
Rant #1

121210Olivia wrote...
Rant #2

Olivia thinks you need equipment for Gold. Olivia checks N7 for skill. Olivia can't carry a single low-level with a group of 2 adequate PUGs. Then Olivia thinks other people suck at the game. Olivia writes rants in a thread devoted to funny moments.

He is quiet good.Not as good or cool as me(joking),but still fun to play with.
Btw,you did not recognize me in that Platinum Glacier game other day,when I said to you "Whats wrong comrade?"

[Lexa_D]

My hearing was wrong, it seems

[Zorinho20_CRO]

Lexa_D wrote...

My hearing was wrong, it seems

I´m using my,new super secret account,so I can troll my friends or foes:D

[P51Mus7ang]

Gold pug a few nights ago, 2 Juggy's who were friends and talking, ended up dagger/geth I was sporting the Paladin as I am trying to save up AR's.

Wave one was rough for these two which I didn't really understand until I saw they were melee Jugg's, thought this isn't goint to end well.

Weave 2 and 3 were really hard on them so in wave 4 I start helping one of them out with snap freeze and energy drain.

PUG: Stop stealing my kills, I need to restore my shields.
ME: Try shooting and melee, balance your attack as it will work better
PUG: I need you guys to kill this stuff that is attacking me
ME: We don't want to steal your kills as you need your shields
PUG: How are you making so many explosions?
ME: Energy drain, it restores my shields
PUG: Well it's wave 7 and you are 80k ahead of us, stop restoring your shields, this is a co-op game
ME: Should I go AFK for a few waves so you can catch up
PUG: No, if you do that then we will die
ME: I salute you for setting up the most complicated match I have played yet

Myself and a Fury get extraction, two Jug's died in the LZ before we thought it was time to get there, leave the match.

PUG write: Hey man, why did you leave, we want to play more matches and pug players suck

ME: Getting too old to remember all these new rules, we are at war, if it's standing it's fair game and dead if I spot it, after all it's a co-op game...right?

[Megamen502]

Tallgeese_VII wrote...

I often hear PuG people discussing their new weapons and how to set their new character.

in Platinum game...

I laughed