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[N7NJA982]

Moar. Moar NAO.

[SafetyShattered]

Ok, the first one is really REALLY weird but I was already pissed off from a couple games previously so I kinda lost it hahaha.

Pug: Wanna do it?
Me: I swear to babylon if you're asking me to do the missle glitch I'm gonna bite your face off.
Pug: *leaves*

And here's another for you guys, since I love you all so much.

Pug: So like, why is your score so much higher then mine?
Me: Because I'm killing a lot of stuff...and you've been spending the last 4 waves just running away from the enemies.
Pug: I wasn't running away! I just underestimated how hard gold was going to be, and I didn't want to go down and make you guys come revive me.
Me: Oh don't worry, that won't happen.
Pug: What, I won't go down?
Me: No, I won't revive you.
Pug: Why?
Me: Because you keep running away!! If you're not gonna do anything just leave so I can invite a friend to take your place or something.
Pug: But if I leave I won't get any credits...

>.<

Modifié par Shadowfang12, 11 avril 2013 - 02:28 .

[Slojack]

In the Lobby U/U/G Me using N7 Paladin character.

Pug-"The Paladin isnt a Gold Level Character"

[Zeromarro4]

VintageUtti wrote...

I outscored all of them.

or "Look at that guys N7" 
"score matters"
stasis sets up biotic explosions on atlases "

[Zeke0]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Ok, the first one is really REALLY weird but I was already pissed off from a couple games previously so I kinda lost it hahaha.

Pug: Wanna do it?
Me: I swear to babylon if you're asking me to do the missle glitch I'm gonna bite your face off.
Pug: *leaves*

And here's another for you guys, since I love you all so much.

Pug: So like, why is your score so much higher then mine?
Me: Because I'm killing a lot of stuff...and you've been spending the last 4 waves just running away from the enemies.
Pug: I wasn't running away! I just underestimated how hard gold was going to be, and I didn't want to go down and make you guys come revive me.
Me: Oh don't worry, that won't happen.
Pug: What, I won't go down?
Me: No, I won't revive you.
Pug: Why?
Me: Because you keep running away!! If you're not gonna do anything just leave so I can invite a friend to take your place or something.
Pug: But if I leave I won't get any credits...

>.<

[Zeromarro4]

Titus Thongger wrote...

The story of the most polite PuG in the world.

new player. rocking a krogan sentinel with a widow as he hangs back and snipes.
Jrm: What are you doing sniping? You're a krogan!
Me: Yeah, you need to do mwar headbutting! LIKE THIS! MWAR! *headbutts assault trooper into oblivion*
The Most Polite PuG: okay. let me try. *MWAR!* kills a nemesis with a heavy melee* OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!

At the end of the game.
The Most Polite PuG: That was the bestest game ever! Can I add you guys to my friend's list?

and then we rode off into the sunset and saved the galaxy from the Reapers. All without Shepard, that scrub.

wait... I was a Krogan sentinel sniping in the back... And I remember a very similar conversation. 

[chcknwng]

Megamen502 wrote...

Lexa_D wrote...

kkrraakk wrote...

^^ Hah. Nice. But I got one to top that:

Gold U/U

Playing as TGI, level 13: Javelin XI, Sniper rail amp III, Headshot Gear bonus (I forget the name), Power recharge amp 3, AP rounds 4:

PUG1: "Haha, dude! Look at this moron, using a geth to snipe. We should boot'em; he gonna fail.
PUG2: "Nah, I wanna see him ragequit later; plus, well, meatshield!"
PUG3: "you two are idiots; the GI's gonno own you..." *leaves*
PUG2: "Wimp."
New PUG3 joins; "Hey! so you all ready???"
*game starts*

Before I go on, I must give you the low-down on their load-outs:
PUGs 1+2: Basic Male Human Soldier, Only Adrenaline and Frags, on both. Using an Avenger 10 and a Talon 1 for pug 1, and a Geth pulse rifle 4 only for PUG2.

PUG3 was a kroguard, lvl 20. 'Nuff said.

I proceeded to outscore them ALL. Went down? Hell no. Revive Medal? Gold. Headshot Medal? Gold. Grab Medal? Gold. Kill total medal? Gold. Assist Medal? Silver. Headshot Medal? Gold.

I did ALL the objectives, because the idiots kept getting gut-shanked by phantoms...

End-of-game report convo:

PUG1:.... "&^%$*& you, ****." *disconnects.*
PUG 2: *Dissconnects*
PUG3: "THAT **** WAS AWESOME!!!!"

I proceed to play two more games with PUG3, he does good. Go figure!

You got Gold to top Platinum? How quaint!
Geth TGI with Jav XI getting 2 gold headshot medals - you've earned the "Most Blatant" achievement, sir!

DEM TROLLS !

(I was thinking about trolling him too :/ )

I want that Javelin XI too.

[xyzmkrysvr]

Joined a Platinum lobby.
First red flag: Other three players - combined - have an N7 score less than 500.
Second red flag: One of them has an Avenger X equipped.
Third red flag (and final straw): One of the guys sees my Huntress has Warp IV rounds and he's like "How did he get ****ing warp rounds four?! I've never seen that!"
*facepalm*

[sandboxgod]

 Other day I joined a Gold lobby. I'm on a Talon Mercenary with a Wraith. I also got him decked out with some expendable consumables. Once I land in a lobby I change out my equipment or upgrade it

Anyway! While loading I can hear the host talking:
"Hey can you guys hear me?!! Sweet that Talon is decked out with good equipment let's go!"

I now hear the countdown timer while I'm still stuck loading...
Game finally starts for everyone but I'm still stuck loading. At this point I realize I am going to have to quit out the match 

But I can hear the host panicking:
"OMG!!!! NOOOOOO! Move Talon!!!! Move it!!!"

Unfortunately I had to quit out. But that guy gave me a good laugh

[jrm_ayun]

Zeromarro4 wrote...

Titus Thongger wrote...

The story of the most polite PuG in the world.

new player. rocking a krogan sentinel with a widow as he hangs back and snipes.
Jrm: What are you doing sniping? You're a krogan!
Me: Yeah, you need to do mwar headbutting! LIKE THIS! MWAR! *headbutts assault trooper into oblivion*
The Most Polite PuG: okay. let me try. *MWAR!* kills a nemesis with a heavy melee* OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!

At the end of the game.
The Most Polite PuG: That was the bestest game ever! Can I add you guys to my friend's list?

and then we rode off into the sunset and saved the galaxy from the Reapers. All without Shepard, that scrub.

wait... I was a Krogan sentinel sniping in the back... And I remember a very similar conversation. 

are you Odins_Libra?

[kobayashi-maru]

For some reason I keep hearing various conversations which all involve some person called 'mom', she seems to be everywhere in MP, maybe she's be up for a game sometime

And like someone else said I have relatively high N7 and decent Challenge points,but mostly from Silver as ward trying to get the promotions achievement and build up consumables, so please stop changing to Platinum the N7 thing means nothing.

[IvoKee]

In a platinum pug :
"hahaha WOW that is so AWESOME they can do THAT!! hihihi"
That was the first time I have seen somebody having that much fun being grabbed by a Banshee

[JedtheHumanoid7]

Pug - '99% BSNer's are dickwads?'

Me- 'Yep'

[IxMerc04]

So me and a couple friends notice our 4th guy talking and we were all in a party, so we jump into game chat and say "hey were you talking?" "We were in a party." the random say's "oh." and then leaves the lobby....

[Maximanimo]

I only play PUGs and i have never heard any of this retardism. Though i have to carry them sometimes.

[Moby]

Plug in your mic?

[GriM_AoD]

Something along the lines of;
"A female Quarian doesn't belong on gold, let alone platinum. Kick this fool guys" One guy didn't, so we played.
After the game I hear "damn. glad we didn't kick that guy"

[Saints]

Earlier today.
Man acolyte sucks! Does **** to armor.
GI sucks and the Fury is awful.

[Moby]

Saints944 wrote...

Earlier today.
Man acolyte sucks! Does **** to armor.
GI sucks and the Fury is awful.

You on right now?

[Saints]

MofuggerX wrote...

Saints944 wrote...

Earlier today.
Man acolyte sucks! Does **** to armor.
GI sucks and the Fury is awful.

You on right now?

Ya. Some guys need a fourth for Plat. Dusted off my InfilDrell and helped them out.

[Moby]

Saints944 wrote...

Ya. Some guys need a fourth for Plat. Dusted off my InfilDrell and helped them out.

You want to play?  I was just about to search PUGs.

[Saints]

Inv sent.

[sandboxgod]

GriM_AoD wrote...

Something along the lines of;
"A female Quarian doesn't belong on gold, let alone platinum. Kick this fool guys" One guy didn't, so we played.
After the game I hear "damn. glad we didn't kick that guy"

Sadly I used to think she was a little gimped (unless its Geth or Cerebus) til BSN straightened me out (or rather, Zjarcal to be specific). But I'd never go so far as to kick them. But I've gotten kicked plenty trying to bring her.

Funny enough though cant recall getting kicked trying to use her when I was working on her 200 waves. Maybe people are slowly learning?

Anyway! I too recall hearing a random in a lobby talk bout kicking FQI if the mission was set to Reapers or something. Nooblets (like I was) just dont know bout Tech vulnerability and backfire

[Uutoqq]

"GET THE **** OUT OF THE WAY" some guy trying to dodge a grenade while we were all grouped together during a drone escort. It was the only thing anyone said during the whole game. He just suddenly lost it, and quit a bit after. idek