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[dysturbed0ne]

FB Dagger/Collectors/silver extraction wave, LZ is next to control room.....

Random1: Why are you on the other side of the map
Random2: Sync killed in the LZ
Random1: Get over here (dies, uses gel)
Random3: Bleeding out
Me (turning mic on): Get out of the LZ, you are going to keep dying.
Random1: You are suppose to defend the LZ
Me: Defend it? You know the enemies don't attack the LZ right? They attack YOU.
Random1: You have to clear it out though (bleeding out)
Me: It would be clear if you were not standing in it
Random1: you don't know what you are talking about (dies)
Me: Have to missile the Control room to get to LZ. Get downed by nade spam on LZ with a few seconds left, gel but not in enough time.....smh
Random1: See, you suck.
Me: Clearly....lol

I knew this team would never be able to defend the LZ and I was using an obscure build to get challenges done, so I knew I couldn't either.

[DragonRacer]

PUG 1: "I think abominations don't explode if you melee them."

PUG 2 proceeds to heavy melee a possessed abomination. As they are not a Krogan, it does not go flying away harmlessly but instead explodes right there point blank.

I then get on mic and correct them about the type of melee they were thinking about (i.e. the grappling press-whatever to knock them down and stomp their head).

[Ashevajak]

A Shadow or Batarian heavy melee will also kill them without exploding them, because it takes the head off. Maybe they'd played one of those before and thought it happened for every class?

[sandboxgod]

I wasn't terribly clear on that one either lol

[Slojack]

Me playing with some low level PUGs that all know each other and kind of young, as Im grinding Challenges on Glacier/Silver. PUGs are working together and helping keep the spawns controlled.

Me: You guys are some of the better low level N7 pugs ive come across.
PUG: We've been practicing. We watch the videos this guy puts on Youtube. Hes awesome.
Me: Whats his name?
PUG: Invaderone.

True Story

[PreGy]

Altheas wrote...

A Shadow or Batarian heavy melee will also kill them without exploding them, because it takes the head off. Maybe they'd played one of those before and thought it happened for every class?

And Vorcha's and Cabal's too.

[Tatsumaki]

A Krogran Warlord joined mid game. Somewhere along the lines he died and he started to first cuss at the banshee that killed him. Following that he proceeded to say things ... that are more intimate in nature. Things that normally a male would say to his partner whilst copulating (dirty talk) in hushed whispers.

During extraction round he started by waiting at the LZ. He them beckoned us to join him. The host said "Stay away from the LZ" to which he answers "Why? We are waiting for the shuttle"
I chipped in and say "You will die if you wait there"

He joins us and makes the 20 second last minute dash to which he repeatedly goes "Yes Gold extraction. Yes Gold extraction" ad infinitum times.

Turns out it was his first gold game. Loadout was default weapons level X.

[Cobra_Criada_SE]

I entered an ongoing game with two PUGs (Silver: I know, it's easy).

On wave 10 one PUG died, watched me and said: "Eventually you have to kill something".

Well, I was doing most of the clocks.

Then I run around to divert a Banshee to revive the other PUG (He died after).

The zone was hot so I flee to the other side of the map.

I continue doing nothing until the second banshee approached too, then I send a missile.

In the lobby they saw my "lone wolf" banner.

[DragonRacer]

sandboxgod wrote...

I wasn't terribly clear on that one either lol

Sorry, I maybe should have clarified that they clearly thought just light melee or heavy melee (that doesn't decapitate) was the way to safely kill a possessed abomination. I ended up explaining that it isn't necessarily just any 'ol melee that does it... you gotta get 'em in the head. That the key was a headshot or decapitation, not just necessarily a melee.

Modifié par DragonRacer, 16 avril 2013 - 11:28 .

[THOUGHTBLUDGEON]

Last night I was yelled at for “stealing kills”. Wave 9 or 10, I forget, with the entire match silent, this guy comes on the mic and says “You guys really like stealing kills, don’t you? Come here, thought-whatever, I’ll just stand next to you, go ahead, kill my target now.. there you go”, all sarcastic…

I don’t get it.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"You can't kick me. I'm going to kill your parents" - somewhat paraphrased.

Just before the final kick vote after he dropped into our lobby singing out loud obnoxiously.

[Salarian Jesus]

Host was AFK during a Platinum match, he returned 5 minutes later, then his friend asked him where he was.

"I was making something to eat." -was his answer.

[soulstriker09]

"You guys really enjoy this game don't you?"

[Niran]

"Take weapon/armor/ammo gear with you!" - on gold, as Krogan, with a friend.
I laughed. When my Krotinel easily outscored that Juggernaut taking lots of equips with him just to get only 30k points where i do got more than 120k together with my friend who also got somewhere around 120k.

[iplay222]

'WTF YOU HAVE A BLACK WIDOW AT X, CHEATER'

'You're playing the Batarian sentinel, are you retarded?'

'****, I just got insta-killed by a prime'

'You're kicking me because im not using equipment/gear and have low level weapons, I could outscore you anyday' He scored under 10K, where i preceded to top the scoreboard with 160K, he called hax on me after that. (he was using GPR 2 and a low level shuriken specifically)

[Titus Thongger]

soulstriker09 wrote...

"You guys really enjoy this game don't you?"

such a strange fellow that one

[Minkfish]

Earlier today. 3 random PUGs with me as Volus Sentinel. Jade/R/G. 2 PUGs die on wave 8 (I already have 15 revives medal, and am getting a bit annoyed at resuscitating rather than fighting). Third PUG hits the floor.

PUG3:- Er, can you guys please start using rockets? <bleeds out>
Me:- Err....no.

Thought it was a bit rich from him as he wasn't using any missiles and I can normally get through anyway without them. Banshee appears right next to me as soon as I say that and I get insta-killed.

Me:- <sigh> <facepalm> <jab self on forehead 3 times for being such an idiot>

[HT-Thunder]

PUG entered a gold match with level 17 geth juggernaut, equipped with juggernaut shield 1, incendiary ammo 1 and revenant 1. After 2 seconds, first red cross appeared and he said "Don't kick me guys, I'm playing the damn Juggernaut!"
Soon after that comment, he was gone from the lobby.

[Leland Gaunt]

Funniest thing I heard was someone saying to his friend: "Oh my god, look at that guy's golden stuff!"

He was referring to my Challenge Points. 'twas hilarious.

[smith056]

Back in the day, when I used to regularly play as a female Quarian, I had this guy follow me around, and make comments about my bum. I'm not sure that guys who get easily distracted like that should be playing shooters, but you know, whatever. More points for me!

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"Gear up b00g13man!". Erm, I will as soon as I load into the lobby.

[Admiral Dreck]

A bit of back story:  Wave 6 of a Silver/Collector/Reactor.  We get an Escort.  So two of the randoms and I get to the escort and start escorting it to it's destination, while the 4th (And Host.) is running around being a lone wolf.  Well they go down near the escort, so I leave it to go and revive them, they had 3 troopers and a Scion right on top of them, so I rocketed to give them a chance to get out, and then ran back to the escort.

Instead of coming to help.. they decided to just stay over on the opposite side of the map from the objective.  Now the the escort is just about done, when they go down again.  I'm like, "I'm not gonna leave the Escort again if they're not helping with it."  So right after I complete the escort I decide to go after them.  I take 10 steps, and they bleed out.  OH well, right?

-Host Migration in Progress.  Restarting Session.-  WTH?!

So I send them a message..( I will fix their grammar a bit.)
Me-"Really?"
Them-"I don't watch."
"Okay, then next time don't run around all Rambo and help with the escort."
"No, I won't.  And again, I don't Watch.  I only do objectives with one other person, or by myself.  Having 3 or 4 players slows it down."
"What?  You were slowing it down by not being in the escort.  You were hurting the team."
"The more players, the more it slows down.  I only work with friends, not recent players. -.-"
"Okay, well if you're not going to help with objectives, and you don't watch, atleast use a medi gel next time."
"Why would I?  I only have 2 left.  And you think I'm gonna waste it on you?  I'm not.  Now **** off.
"Wow, now I kinda regret using that rocket to try and save you.  If you don't want to watch, don't let yourself bleed out.  Simple.  Also, if you're going to quit everytime you die, don't host.  You just ruin the game for everyone else."
"Again, I have no gels or rockets.  And I don't watch.  SO **** off.  And I can't host and ruin it?  Huh, well I CAN.  And you steal kills, ****." Then I get another one while replying.. "And I don't listen to recent players like you, now **** off and stop messaging me!"
"Lol.  I only reply when you send messages to me.  Don't reply if you don't want to get replied to.  All I was trying to say was, you have no one to blame but yourself for having to 'Watch.'  And if you don't have gels, buy some packs.  Or do you not have any credits because of how often you quit?"
"You're the one who started it, so really you have got yourself to blame mate.  Blocked."


(Edit, fixed typos.)

Modifié par Admiral Dreck, 25 avril 2013 - 03:41 .

[Zeke0]

Admiral Dreck wrote...

A bit of back story:  Wave 6 of a Silver/Collector/Reactor.  We get an Escort.  So two of teh randoms and I get to teh escort and start escorting it to it's destination, while the 4th (And Host.) is running being alone wolf.  Well they go down near the escort, so I leave it to go and revive them, they had 3 troopers and a Scion right on top of them, so I rocketed to give them a chance to get out, and then ran back to the escort.

Instead of coming to help.. they decided to just stay over on the opposite side of the map from the objective.  Now the the escort is just about done, when they go down again.  I'm like, "I'm not gonna leave the Escort again if they're not helping with it."  So right after I complete the escort I decide to go after them.  I take 10 steos, and they bleed out.  OH well, right?

-Host Migration in Progress.  Restarting Session.-  WTH?!

So I send them a message..( I will fix their grammar a bit.)
Me-"Really?"
Them-"I don't watch."
"Okay, then next time don't run around all Rambo and help with the escort."
"No, I won't.  And again, I don't Watch.  I only do objectives with one other person, or by myself.  Having 3 or 4 players slows it down."
"What?  You were slowing it down by not being in the escort.  You were hurting the team."
"The more players, the more it slows down.  I only work with friends, not recent players. -.-"
"Okay, well if you're not going to help with objectives, and you don't watch, atleast use a medi gel next time."
"Why would I?  I only have 2 left.  And you think I'm gonna waste it on you?  I'm not.  Now **** off.
"Wow, now I kinda regret using that rocket to try and save you.  If you don't want to watch, don't let yourself bleed out.  Simple.  Also, if you're going to quit everytime you die, don't host.  You just ruin the game for everyone else."
"Again, I have no gels or rockets.  And I don't watch.  SO **** off.  And I can't host and ruin it?  Huh, well I CAN.  And you steal kills, ****." Then I get another one while replying.. "And I don't listen to recent players like you, now **** off and stop messaging me!"
"Lol.  I only reply when you send messages to me.  Don't reply if you don't want to get replied to.  All I was trying to say was, you have no one to blame but yourself for having to 'Watch.'  And if you don't have gels, buy some packs.  Or do you not have any credits because of how often you quit?"
"You're the one who started it, so really you have got yourself to blame mate.  Blocked."

 What a maroon.

[DragonRacer]

That's a winner right there.

Wow.