I was innerly laughing everytime I read one of their messages.DragonRacer wrote...
That's a winner right there.
Wow.
Having all 4 people in the escort slows it down.. uhm, lolwat?
The Things PUGs Say...
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, avril 01 2013 04:12
#376
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:18
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Having all 4 people in the escort slows it down.. uhm, lolwat?
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#377
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:21
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Ok, a little back story: We were doing Gold/Reaper/Reactor and it was one of the few games i wasn't using a mic...at first. I was just tired of arguing with pugs. Anyway:
Game starts:
The entire freaking game the pugs keep going down....and every single time i try to revive them and go on my way. Wave 8 just started and it was just me and pug 1 left, the rest were dead. Apparently pug1 thought i stole his kill because this happened.
Pug1: Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a freaking twelve year old and grow up.
Me: *plugs in mic* what the hell are you talking about? And I'm not 12. 21...good try though.
Pug1: You've been taking my kills the entire game!
Me: Yeah, only when i tried to come revive you.
pug 1: Well, great I'm down. Don't revive me. Just beat this wave so we can all get our credits and never have to see you again.
He bleeds out, and rather then beat the wave i decide to take a stroll and have a casual conversation.
Me: So like guys, global warming....that sucks huh?
Pug 1: what?
Me: Dude...I'll be right back. I got to go for a second.
Pug 1: what the hell man? where are you going?!
Me: Dude, that banshee has BOOBS!!! I'm 12 and that means i have to get my phone and take a picture. Be right back. I went down and let myself bleed out. I got a rude message, but it was so worth it ^.^
Game starts:
The entire freaking game the pugs keep going down....and every single time i try to revive them and go on my way. Wave 8 just started and it was just me and pug 1 left, the rest were dead. Apparently pug1 thought i stole his kill because this happened.
Pug1: Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a freaking twelve year old and grow up.
Me: *plugs in mic* what the hell are you talking about? And I'm not 12. 21...good try though.
Pug1: You've been taking my kills the entire game!
Me: Yeah, only when i tried to come revive you.
pug 1: Well, great I'm down. Don't revive me. Just beat this wave so we can all get our credits and never have to see you again.
He bleeds out, and rather then beat the wave i decide to take a stroll and have a casual conversation.
Me: So like guys, global warming....that sucks huh?
Pug 1: what?
Me: Dude...I'll be right back. I got to go for a second.
Pug 1: what the hell man? where are you going?!
Me: Dude, that banshee has BOOBS!!! I'm 12 and that means i have to get my phone and take a picture. Be right back. I went down and let myself bleed out. I got a rude message, but it was so worth it ^.^
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#378
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:24
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Haha! Enjoyed reading that one!Shadowfang12 wrote...
Ok, a little back story: We were doing Gold/Reaper/Reactor and it was one of the few games i wasn't using a mic...at first. I was just tired of arguing with pugs. Anyway:
Game starts:
The entire freaking game the pugs keep going down....and every single time i try to revive them and go on my way. Wave 8 just started and it was just me and pug 1 left, the rest were dead. Apparently pug1 thought i stole his kill because this happened.
Pug1: Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a freaking twelve year old and grow up.
Me: *plugs in mic* what the hell are you talking about? And I'm not 12. 21...good try though.
Pug1: You've been taking my kills the entire game!
Me: Yeah, only when i tried to come revive you.
pug 1: Well, great I'm down. Don't revive me. Just beat this wave so we can all get our credits and never have to see you again.
He bleeds out, and rather then beat the wave i decide to take a stroll and have a casual conversation.
Me: So like guys, global warming....that sucks huh?
Pug 1: what?
Me: Dude...I'll be right back. I got to go for a second.
Pug 1: what the hell man? where are you going?!
Me: Dude, that banshee has BOOBS!!! I'm 12 and that means i have to get my phone and take a picture. Be right back. I went down and let myself bleed out. I got a rude message, but it was so worth it ^.^
#379
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:41
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Admiral Dreck wrote...
Haha! Enjoyed reading that one!Shadowfang12 wrote...
Ok, a little back story: We were doing Gold/Reaper/Reactor and it was one of the few games i wasn't using a mic...at first. I was just tired of arguing with pugs. Anyway:
Game starts:
The entire freaking game the pugs keep going down....and every single time i try to revive them and go on my way. Wave 8 just started and it was just me and pug 1 left, the rest were dead. Apparently pug1 thought i stole his kill because this happened.
Pug1: Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a freaking twelve year old and grow up.
Me: *plugs in mic* what the hell are you talking about? And I'm not 12. 21...good try though.
Pug1: You've been taking my kills the entire game!
Me: Yeah, only when i tried to come revive you.
pug 1: Well, great I'm down. Don't revive me. Just beat this wave so we can all get our credits and never have to see you again.
He bleeds out, and rather then beat the wave i decide to take a stroll and have a casual conversation.
Me: So like guys, global warming....that sucks huh?
Pug 1: what?
Me: Dude...I'll be right back. I got to go for a second.
Pug 1: what the hell man? where are you going?!
Me: Dude, that banshee has BOOBS!!! I'm 12 and that means i have to get my phone and take a picture. Be right back. I went down and let myself bleed out. I got a rude message, but it was so worth it ^.^
Hahahaha! Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed it, I really did too actually. I sent a voice message to him of me laughing. It was awesome
#380
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:48
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Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
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#381
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:51
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PhoenixUK wrote...
Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
Xbox for me. I'm amazed how many freaks and just plain ****s i meet on xbl. It's insane.
#382
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:51
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Joined a Plat/Giant/Reapers game in progress with a Jugg and Volus (I was playing a TGI.) Volus was just shield boosting the Jugg and not firing his Hurricane at all. The host dropped out of the game and after migration just me and the Volus remained.
Volus says to me "Since it's just us, you should probably stay close to me if you want to live"
Umm, yeah I think I'll be just fine.
Volus says to me "Since it's just us, you should probably stay close to me if you want to live"
Umm, yeah I think I'll be just fine.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:51
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Okay... I was playing Gold/Reaper/Giant
le me: *uses incinerate*
le pug1: This Brute is on FIIIRRRREEEE!!!
me: Look guys... I'd appreciate you trying a bit. Dying all the time is kinda boring!
pug2:Well you're steaming hot krogan sentinel kill taking sex god from Tuchanka.... So you're evil. And an apple!
me: Suuure... I'm also a girl...
le me: *uses incinerate*
le pug1: This Brute is on FIIIRRRREEEE!!!
me: Look guys... I'd appreciate you trying a bit. Dying all the time is kinda boring!
pug2:Well you're steaming hot krogan sentinel kill taking sex god from Tuchanka.... So you're evil. And an apple!
me: Suuure... I'm also a girl...
#384
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:53
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PhoenixUK wrote...
Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
Why XBox of course.
#385
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:57
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Admiral Dreck wrote...
PhoenixUK wrote...
Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
Why XBox of course.
Yeah bro, you feel me. *fist bump*
#386
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:59
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Shadowfang12 wrote...
Admiral Dreck wrote...
PhoenixUK wrote...
Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
Why XBox of course.
Yeah bro, you feel me. *fist bump*
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 04:59
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I meet them on PC...like these mexican speaking guys... ElMacho and ElNacho (or sumethin' like that)
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:02
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TheDragonPrincess wrote...
I meet them on PC...like these mexican speaking guys... ElMacho and ElNacho (or sumethin' like that)
Hahahaha! I'm sorry that made me laugh so hard and idk why hahaha. Wait, you play on pc? I didn't know that...why you no tell me?!?!?!
#389
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:03
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Admiral Dreck wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Admiral Dreck wrote...
PhoenixUK wrote...
Where are you guys meeting these freaks ?!
Why XBox of course.
Yeah bro, you feel me. *fist bump*
Yeah, that's how we roll. We badass like that hahaha.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:04
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YupsShadowfang12 wrote...
TheDragonPrincess wrote...
I meet them on PC...like these mexican speaking guys... ElMacho and ElNacho (or sumethin' like that)
Hahahaha! I'm sorry that made me laugh so hard and idk why hahaha. Wait, you play on pc? I didn't know that...why you no tell me?!?!?!
Your Finnish gf plays on PC^.^
#391
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:11
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Lol I'm on Xbox but I rarely hear pug talking
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:14
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In the lobby
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:19
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Had a guy who was a very enthusiastic talker but also a guy that was on his face the whole game say "What a douche move, he just ran right past you and didn't rez you!" His buddy had just been downed and I ran past his body to take out the Ravager 4 feet away and the 2 or 3 marauders who had been pounding him before coming back to rez. I left the game pretty well immediately (as I don't stick around any game if people start name calling.)
Had a pretty snarky exchange with some dude who stood just outside of the ezone shooting things on the extraction wave. I very politely suggested he get into the zone to get his extra credits and to give the team the exp bonus. He went on a swearing tirade via message.
Had a pretty snarky exchange with some dude who stood just outside of the ezone shooting things on the extraction wave. I very politely suggested he get into the zone to get his extra credits and to give the team the exp bonus. He went on a swearing tirade via message.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:19
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Gunboat Diplomat wrote...
In the lobby
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
Laughed at this
Speaking off ammo.... 2 pugs having a conversation:
pug1: Do I HAVE to use ammo?
pug2: nope
1: But CAN I use ammo?
2: Why? Loser...
1: but I WANT to use ammo...
2: If you use ammo, you're weak.
me: I used some heavy ammo on your mom. She can't walk now.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:21
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Love this.Gunboat Diplomat wrote...
In the lobby
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:30
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TheDragonPrincess wrote...
Gunboat Diplomat wrote...
In the lobby
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
Laughed at this
Speaking off ammo.... 2 pugs having a conversation:
pug1: Do I HAVE to use ammo?
pug2: nope
1: But CAN I use ammo?
2: Why? Loser...
1: but I WANT to use ammo...
2: If you use ammo, you're weak.
me: I used some heavy ammo on your mom. She can't walk now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy crap, that's why i love you hahaha.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:33
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Shadowfang12 wrote...
TheDragonPrincess wrote...
Gunboat Diplomat wrote...
In the lobby
"Gunboat, why do you use incendiary ammo with the collector sniper rifle, CSR does not have ammo, its a wasted consumable"
Laughed at this
Speaking off ammo.... 2 pugs having a conversation:
pug1: Do I HAVE to use ammo?
pug2: nope
1: But CAN I use ammo?
2: Why? Loser...
1: but I WANT to use ammo...
2: If you use ammo, you're weak.
me: I used some heavy ammo on your mom. She can't walk now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy crap, that's why i love you hahaha.
Love you 2 *kisses*
#398
Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:35
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- PUG: "U stolen my kill"
- I said: But you were surrounded!!! You wanted to die?
- PUG: %$#@@*&!!!
Lesson: Never save a PUG from certain death.
- I said: But you were surrounded!!! You wanted to die?
- PUG: %$#@@*&!!!
Lesson: Never save a PUG from certain death.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 05:49
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It's all about score.Beerfish wrote...
Had a pretty snarky exchange with some dude who stood just outside of the ezone shooting things on the extraction wave. I very politely suggested he get into the zone to get his extra credits and to give the team the exp bonus. He went on a swearing tirade via message.
But seriosuly. Those are the kind of randoms I don't mind to leave behind.
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Posté 25 avril 2013 - 06:04
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Got a "i dont need anything on my jugg, i am a asset on plat with only a common shotty, juggs are tanks, l2p!!" he also had no missiles or op packs and only a couple of gells. He got kicked and rage messaged everyone in the lobby. And had less than 6 games worth of platinum played
