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[sunsphere5]

My story isn't about gameplay but lobby banter...joined a gold pug (PS3), had a semi-decent couple of matches and as we're finishing up and heading back into lobby the following ensues:

PUG 1: Ok guys, we got enough credits for a couple PSPs but we have to wait a few minutes
Me: Wait a few minutes? For what? You guys stuck on loading screen?
PUG 2: Not stuck, it's just that it's only 12:50am and that's not enough time to play one more game.
PUG 1: Yeah and besides, that was my last game anyway, so I gotta leave in 10 minutes.
Me: Wait, I don't understand, what is going to happen in 10 minutes? Why can't we play another game now?
PUG 1: If you go into the store and by a PSP at the top of the hour, your chances for URs are way higher.
Me: What?? Why?
PUG 2: It's totally true! *Counts down the minutes*
PUG 1 and 2: Ok! Everyone into the store!
Me: Ummmm. Ok, I'll play along. I've got creds *buys 3 packs, gets level IV ammo*
Me: Nothing for me, how'd you guys do?
PUG 1: Nothing
PUG 2: No URs

Me: Well maybe next time guys

*leaves*

[INVADERONE]

Slojack wrote...

Me playing with some low level PUGs that all know each other and kind of young, as Im grinding Challenges on Glacier/Silver. PUGs are working together and helping keep the spawns controlled.

Me: You guys are some of the better low level N7 pugs ive come across.
PUG: We've been practicing. We watch the videos this guy puts on Youtube. Hes awesome.
Me: Whats his name?
PUG: Invaderone.

True Story

That Invaderone guy is a scrub 

[INVADERONE]

Cant believe I missed this thread...its friggin hilarious!

- My story:

Me: entering lobby
Pug1: Are you that youtube guy?
Me: Yeah.
Pug1: Cool. This game is going to be easy then! Im going to use level 1 equipment then...

[Zeke0]

COLZ7R wrote...

Got a "i dont need anything on my jugg, i am a asset on plat with only a common shotty, juggs are tanks, l2p!!"

FTFY

[Whlte Rlder]

INVADERONE wrote...

Cant believe I missed this thread...its friggin hilarious!

- My story:

Me: entering lobby
Pug1: Are you that youtube guy?
Me: Yeah.
Pug1: Cool. This game is going to be easy then! Im going to use level 1 equipment then...

You really need to get on the forum more.  Some of the most recent stuff has been comedy gold.

[Lauro Baptista]

Me: entering lobby
Pug1: AOh Sh!t!!! A Volus!!Man swith this Sh!T!
Me: Why? I love play w/ volus!!!
Pug1: Cool. Everebody, kick him!
Pug2: Yeah.

Me: WTF? Kick....

[INVADERONE]

Whlte Rlder wrote...

INVADERONE wrote...

Cant believe I missed this thread...its friggin hilarious!

- My story:

Me: entering lobby
Pug1: Are you that youtube guy?
Me: Yeah.
Pug1: Cool. This game is going to be easy then! Im going to use level 1 equipment then...

You really need to get on the forum more.  Some of the most recent stuff has been comedy gold.

Im on I just have not been posting much. I dont get to see a lot of the threads all the time though due to time constraints but I am on every other day or so. This post though...its awesome.... one of the best posts ever.

Modifié par INVADERONE, 25 avril 2013 - 07:07 .

[billy the squid]

Pug 1: Was that a misslie?
Me: o_O....No
Pug 1: How did you do that?
Me: Cluster grenades.

[Zeke0]

Just cluched waves 9 and 10 playing Geth/Hydra/Gold. Killed the last Prime on wave 10 then immediately got taken down by a Geth turret. Pug says "We can't let our MVP die; I'm coming for you buddy."

Sometimes PUGs say nice things.

[Moby]

INVADERONE wrote...

Cant believe I missed this thread...its friggin hilarious!

Psh, it's just gif quote pyramid spam... 

[bondiboy]

In Lobby ..."Can you wait a minute ..I just need to go to the store and buy a medi-gel." U/U/P

[ArenthianSniper]

Yesterday i did 7 silver PUG matches to level my characters back up and I see 3 things. One ive been searching for collectors and every time i got in a match theyd ninja switch the cerberus. second thing was people were getting kick votes on SILVER. Third thing was 6 out of 7 matches they all camped the extraction zone while I sat back at the fartherest corner of the map and I saw more skulls than i should have and there were multiple games where I was the only one to extract. If only I didn't work nights I might have lent them a missle haha.

[megabeast37215]

I was with Caineghis yesterday when some N7 100ish tried to teach him how to missile glitch... ******... it's common knowledge that Caineghis already knows how to missile glitch...

: )

Modifié par megabeast37215, 26 avril 2013 - 01:20 .

[SafetyShattered]

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

[StoxRegalia]

megabeast37215 wrote...

I was with Caineghis yesterday when some N7 100ish tried to teach him how to missile glitch... ******... it's common knowledge that Caineghis already knows how to missile glitch...

: )

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

megabeast37215 wrote...

I was with Caineghis yesterday when some N7 100ish tried to teach him how to missile glitch... ******... it's common knowledge that Caineghis already knows how to missile glitch...

: )

I laughed pretty hard, reading this one! 

[ValorOfArms777]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

<_<
The Emotion spectrum I felt

Modifié par ValorOfArms777, 26 avril 2013 - 02:52 .

[ArenthianSniper]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

loled so hard.

[Xilizhra]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

Well, if you're 14... I mean, it's not like you'll have high standards if you have any chance of seeing this kind of thing.

[Zeke0]

Xilizhra wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

Well, if you're 14... I mean, it's not like you'll have high standards if you have any chance of seeing this kind of thing.

Luckily, he only needs one hand to heavy melee.

[Slojack]

Zeke0 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

Well, if you're 14... I mean, it's not like you'll have high standards if you have any chance of seeing this kind of thing.

Luckily, he only needs one hand to heavy melee.

When I was 14 the internet didnt exist.  I remember that first Penthouse I found in a ditch.  I dried it out and carefully pulled the pages apart.  First girl.   Centerfold.  Then I got to the back of the mag and saw some of the other things that are in that mag.  Good mammaries.  err memories.

[ValorOfArms777]

Slojack wrote...

Zeke0 wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

Well, if you're 14... I mean, it's not like you'll have high standards if you have any chance of seeing this kind of thing.

Luckily, he only needs one hand to heavy melee.

When I was 14 the internet didnt exist.  I remember that first Penthouse I found in a ditch.  I dried it out and carefully pulled the pages apart.  First girl.   Centerfold.  Then I got to the back of the mag and saw some of the other things that are in that mag.  Good mammaries.  err memories.

this message is provided to you by people from BSN...cause we really are kinda weird <_<

[Caldari Ghost]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

Ok, a little back story: We were doing Gold/Reaper/Reactor and it was one of the few games i wasn't using a mic...at first. I was just tired of arguing with pugs. Anyway:


Game starts:
The entire freaking game the pugs keep going down....and every single time i try to revive them and go on my way. Wave 8 just started and it was just me and pug 1 left, the rest were dead. Apparently pug1 thought i stole his kill because this happened.

Pug1: Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Stop being a freaking twelve year old and grow up.
Me: *plugs in mic* what the hell are you talking about? And I'm not 12. 21...good try though.
Pug1: You've been taking my kills the entire game!
Me: Yeah, only when i tried to come revive you.
pug 1: Well, great I'm down. Don't revive me. Just beat this wave so we can all get our credits and never have to see you again.

He bleeds out, and rather then beat the wave i decide to take a stroll and have a casual conversation.

Me: So like guys, global warming....that sucks huh?
Pug 1: what?
Me: Dude...I'll be right back. I got to go for a second.
Pug 1: what the hell man? where are you going?!
Me: Dude, that banshee has BOOBS!!! I'm 12 and that means i have to get my phone and take a picture. Be right back. I went down and let myself bleed out. I got a rude message, but it was so worth it ^.^

you should have hung around until they lost their patience and left without their credits.

[Fade9wayz]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

Something tells me that as soon as realization set in, he went and took full advantage of his newfound internet access.