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[codsquallic]

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I was supposed to be taking a break from bsn...but i had the funniest exchange with someone yesterday that i had to come on and share it.

I was playing with 2 of my friends and on pug on gold/Reaper/Reactor

The pug played as a juggy.

Anyway we get to around wave 8 and he's shield draining a banshee to protect us when the pug says the oddest thing.

Pug: Hey guys, I just noticed something freaking awesome.
Me: What man?
Pug: Dude....this banshee is naked.
Me: Um....yes...she does got the boobies i suppose....
My friend: And a butt.....she's got one of those too....
Pug: DUDE! Seriously?! Let me just turn the camera when i shield drain her and HOLY CRAP I CAN SEE IT!!! AWESOME!
Me: um........how old are you?
Pug: 14
Me: of course....
Pug: Haha...wait, are you making fun of me?
Me: No......haha....not really....kinda...dude it's a freaking banshee.
Pug: I DON'T HAVE INTERNET!
Me: Um...then how are you playing with us?
Pug: Um...I....*leaves*

My friends had a moment of silence for him...then we laughed our heads off. I mean really, a banshee? Ew....

that's hilarious. My pugs are boring, usually

[codsquallic]

Reaper/London/Platinum
Waves 2 through 5, at some point before the end
Pug:"J you're the only one left. It's up to you."

*glitch at the beginning of wave 7 and I told the host to quit and then someone better than him joined in and there was much less death.

[sandboxgod]

 Lots of great stories here


Just last night was playing with some very charming randoms. We had this new player in our lobby and one of the vets was mentoring him. We just finished a Gold mission:

Newbie: "Aight guys I'm bout to hit the store and buy some packs!!!"
Vet: "Don't do it!!! Never buy packs in the store while in a lobby!"
Newbie: "Huh?! But WHY?!!"
Vet: "You won't get anything good!!! I cant explain why but you just won't!!"
Newbie: "Um, ok. Well I was bout to call it a night anyway. I'll buy some stuff out of the lobby"

RNG is so evil it has actually promoted a lot of superstitious behavior

[Kalas747]

Dropped into a funny lobby last night.

Pug 1:  "You've got armor piercing on the black widow?  It's got innate armor piercing, lol, what are you doing?"
Pug 2:  "When I want attitude from you I'll beat it out of you, you ****g retard."
Pug 1:  "Jeez, I wuz just joking, take it easy man."
Pug 2 "Whatever, I don't l ike people.  I got better games than this to play anyway.  I'm out, peace." *leaves lobby*
Me:  "lol, what was that about?"
Pug 1:  *leaves lobby*
 
The amazing world of pugs.

[Daxamite]

In this case, its me who is the stupid pug:

waiting for lobby to ready up. Final pug comes in , takes ages to ready up. I was getting impatient, i ask if they are ready. Then i see them put on grenades gear. "Why are you putting on grenades gear?!" i snap. Then i realise that Cabal vanguard's Poison blades are a grenade power. Oops. I turn my mic off for a bit

[Moby]

I got kicked from a Box of Shame lobby last night, I had my Drellguard pre-selected when I was searching lobbies.

One of the two friends proceeded to message me for almost an hour going on about how worthless and squishy the Drellguard is on Gold/Platinum.


Did me a favour really, Box of Shame lobbies are a no-no for me.

Modifié par MofuggerX, 28 avril 2013 - 07:15 .

[Hirngespinst]

Saints944 wrote...

Last Night.
Random1: You're terrible.
Me: How?
Random1: You didn't revive me at all last game.
Me: I helped you get a 25 min game without trouble while you kept dying. If you want me to help you then stop going across the map during the hack objective.
Random1: No. I was bringing up my score because you cheated.
Me: ...
Random1: Come on guys kick the cheater.
Random2 and Random3 put [×] on Random1. I put 3rd [×] on him
Me: Wow.
Random2: Idiot.

I wonder if he continued playing after that...

[Slojack]

sunsphere5 wrote...

My story isn't about gameplay but lobby banter...joined a gold pug (PS3), had a semi-decent couple of matches and as we're finishing up and heading back into lobby the following ensues:

PUG 1: Ok guys, we got enough credits for a couple PSPs but we have to wait a few minutes
Me: Wait a few minutes? For what? You guys stuck on loading screen?
PUG 2: Not stuck, it's just that it's only 12:50am and that's not enough time to play one more game.
PUG 1: Yeah and besides, that was my last game anyway, so I gotta leave in 10 minutes.
Me: Wait, I don't understand, what is going to happen in 10 minutes? Why can't we play another game now?
PUG 1: If you go into the store and by a PSP at the top of the hour, your chances for URs are way higher.
Me: What?? Why?
PUG 2: It's totally true! *Counts down the minutes*
PUG 1 and 2: Ok! Everyone into the store!
Me: Ummmm. Ok, I'll play along. I've got creds *buys 3 packs, gets level IV ammo*
Me: Nothing for me, how'd you guys do?
PUG 1: Nothing
PUG 2: No URs

Me: Well maybe next time guys

*leaves*

This post was stuck in my head after I got 5 URs this weekend and the first four came between X:00 and X:04.  I was thinking 'dang, these kids were on to something', then realizing Im talking about the RNG thought, 'Nope'

Modifié par Slojack, 29 avril 2013 - 05:33 .

[INVADERONE]

megabeast37215 wrote...

I was with Caineghis yesterday when some N7 100ish tried to teach him how to missile glitch... ******... it's common knowledge that Caineghis already knows how to missile glitch...

: )

LMAO - geez megabeast....I almost choked how hard I laughed. Dont do that to me man. 

[kouzrah]

playfarcry wrote...

"" Oh my god ..WTF this guy doesnt die ..this guy cant be killed ..put him anywhere and he will just survive"" .. lolzz

Cheater ! 

[jakenou]

playfarcry wrote...

"" Oh my god ..WTF this guy doesnt die ..this guy cant be killed ..put him anywhere and he will just survive"" .. lolzz

Reported for repeatedly letting people think you're a guy :wub:

[Lone_Soul]

-Sets difficulty to gold-
-Joins PUG match on FB Ghost Hazard, round over-
Random: *Just casually standing in the rain* "Where am I getting shot from?"

-Presses Esc-
"Difficulty: Silver"
Oh, nvm lol *leaves match*

[billy the squid]

Join Platinum pug lobby. Guy with a lvl X collector SMG and PPR, okay looks so good so far, no mic. No problem. 

Pug 2 and 3 both N7 >300 with uncommon weapons, no equipment ready up.

Pug 2, I'm going to change to the Juggernaut
Pug 3, you might not want to use him at lvl 1, platinum is really hard.
Pug 2, no it's okay. He's really tough.

Me:

Modifié par billy the squid, 30 avril 2013 - 02:43 .

[FateNeverEnds]

Me loads into a public gold lobby and while still in the loading screen I hear:

"Alright I'm tired of waiting let's do an epic countdown down to 0, if no one shows up we'll start anyways --all with epic manly voices-- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, oh, there he is!... well he's ok but that Avenger... well he has a good banner (see my signature) and at least has equipment on..."

Then I finally make it to the lobby to see one of them being a Puggernaut lvl 10 with a Piranha VI and 2 other guys wielding low level Harriers. The Mighty Lord Avenger had a good chuckle that game. Gotta love trolling pugs.

[TODD 5184]

"Wait a second, what the! Is that INVADERONE?!"

(Then he proceeded to outscore me. It's nice when you run around and can't find anything to kill. GG Invader.)

[Credit2team]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

Man, this dude is using the freaking Eagle...

a year ago that would have made sense:lol:

[kwndc]

CONSTANT CHATTER...............................................................

Usually about stupid stuff, not even related to the game. UGH!

[ALTBOULI]

Joined a  Platinum game earlier with a missile glitching pug, he had two guys with him camping in the small back room in Firebase Glacier (at least one of the other pugs was his friend). Three of them camped in there the whole game and wanted me to join them - when they finally got the hint that I wouldn’t join them they mockingly said they wouldn’t revive me if I went down. Within the next couple of waves the rocket glitcher got grabbed by a Banshee and the other two pugs were quickly killed (very early in wave 8 or 9). I ended up completing the wave myself - the next thing I hear from the Pugs:

Pug 1 (Rocket Glitcher): "Dude we need another rocket Glitcher next
time"

Pug 2: "Yeah I will do it next game to"




I left the game and funnily enough they sent me invites to join them agin

Modifié par ALTBOULI, 30 avril 2013 - 06:17 .

[GeneralMoskvin_2.0]

*join Gold PUG with GI and CSR*

Host:"Oh, you better unequip the CSR. It really sucks."
Me: "I'm telling you it does not."
Host: "It does. The reloading takes much too long."
Me: "Then you are using it wrong, sir."
Host: "Alright. If you insist on using bad weapons, proceed."

(he was a jugg with a Revenant)

At this moment everyone but the host readied up and the game started.....the host, playing a jugg, tried to cut off my line of fire using his hex shield.It almost worked out, but my piercing mod said no. In every case, I severely outscored him. You know the usual reaction to this I assume.

Host: "Come on, you are cheating, aren't you?"
Me: "The hell I'm not."
Host: "Yes, you are. Better not get my account stained."

Host left the game. Your connection to the game has been lost.

After this, I added him and showed him how to use it correctly. Now we are friends. :3

[IamZAE]

im in a plat pug with my mic unplugged and i was using a GI Javelin
it was me and two others and i hear this while im killin phantoms with a jav..

"Ohh that javin, i wish i have that unlocked"

other player responds "Very interesting, a geth character using a turian weapon"

i was like.. Da Fuq? what a knucklehead

[Pugz82]

Pug - "wow...banshees on wave one, what the hell?"
Pug - "what the hell, now I am getting hit by geth...what is this crap?"

Me - "Platinum"

Pug - "oh"

Then I love the random banter about guns, kits, gear and why they don't have it yet with their N7 80 and why I do have them after playing for over a year.