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Stinja

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 ^^^ almost duplicate last night:  "why are you and <OtherPUG> using the CollectorSMG, it sucks"
He quit wave 4 after being sync-killed multiple times :lol:

Modifié par Stinja, 05 août 2013 - 06:39 .


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N7 of 89 guy during a discussion in game "I didn't know I got a weapon bonus for using Geth weapons on a Geth character, guess that explains how I dominated that Platinum match with the GPR I on my Juggernaut"


Another: Pre-set lobby for Hydra, two players immediately went to camp, then they realized I wasn't "Hey, get back to this corner to support us, you should stay around here"

They didn't help with either the escort on 3 or the hack on 6, the match was taking a long time, then I got sync'd on wave 8. Watching them for 5 mins and nothing had been killed, I eventually did a very rare, voluntary quit of game ... they're probably still there ...

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DHKany wrote...

"CSR is garbage, you're gonna suck hard"


I love hearing this while trolling PUG matches with my CSR. Poor souls have no idea...

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Stinja wrote...

 ^^^ almost duplicate last night:  "why are you and <OtherPUG> using the CollectorSMG, it sucks"
He quit wave 4 after being sync-killed multiple times :lol:


Not to be boasting my own epeen, but  managed to triple their scores easily to which they responded with a swift kick and a stfu. 

Glorious. 

Modifié par DHKany, 05 août 2013 - 06:44 .


#555
xOrpheon

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 "Dude, why are you using Warp? It's the worst power in the game"

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Credit2team

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"if you like to melee why are you using the regular krogan sent, you should use the Krogan warlord"
-pug who had half the points I had that match

#557
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"What are you doing?! Why aren't you reviving me?!" - pug who doesn't participate in objectives

#558
NickSTA_Gold

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PUG 1: My friend just got the game, any tips on getting him good stuff from the store fast?

PUG 2: He should go straight into platinum and hope people will get him through games and  use the money should buy reserve packs until he gets the Geth Prime and then he can hold hs own.

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Don't usually pay attention to the chatter but I do have a habit of saying "hello sexy" in a deep southern mock accent whenever a banshee spawns nearby.
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VaultingFrog

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Save me Jebus, save me!!!!

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Dilandau3000

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Too bad I'm on PC, so nobody talks.

I used to yell "I'm covered in bees!" every time I got hit by a seeker swarm, but nobody got it (or responded anyway). Currently without a desktop mike, and I don't like wearing my headset for too long, so I've joined the silent squad.
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"OMG we have a volus sentinel (me), he sucks"

They kicked me after the match because I got 1st place even after clutching almost every wave for them.

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 Last wave on London Platinum...
PUG: "Hurry, Nolanye, or whatever it is, get to the extraction zone!"
Me: "Yeah, no. You're going to have guys all over you if you go there that early! Wait to get there 'til the last few seconds."
PUG: "Oh don't worry I can snipe people from behind cover." 2 seconds later.... dies. 

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nolanie911 wrote...

 Last wave on London Platinum...
PUG: "Hurry, Nolanye, or whatever it is, get to the extraction zone!"
Me: "Yeah, no. You're going to have guys all over you if you go there that early! Wait to get there 'til the last few seconds."
PUG: "Oh don't worry I can snipe people from behind cover." 2 seconds later.... dies. 


Being on PC, that's pretty much the only thing I ever hear.  Silence the whole game, and then "Hey, it's wave 11, get over here!!!!".

Umm, no.  We will get over there in about one minute and 55 seconds.  If you are still alive by then, I will be very impressed.

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"Watch this guy [me], I was reading online that Vorchas have a glitch or a cheat or whatever that lets them regenerate their health."

I clutched Waves 8 and 10 on Jade/Geth/Gold, and promptly got kicked after the game for being "a filthy glitchin mf'er"

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"For F**ks sakes STOP RUINING THE SPAWNS!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!"

Says the PUG after missiling a lone banshee after I cleared most of the mooks around her.

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Caineghis2500

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I get the feeling some are just making stuff up but I guess it could just be me...:mellow:

Modifié par caineghis2500, 07 août 2013 - 09:19 .


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caineghis2500 wrote...

I get the feeling some are just making stuff up but I guess it could just be me...:mellow:

You really don't think pugs say this sort of thing? go solo plat:P

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Merc Mama

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I just heard...

"What the hell is going on here in here?"

In a Korean accent.. It was cute.

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On PC so generally no-one speaks.

Though I did have a couple of sexy sounding Italians on the other night. Couldn't tell you what they were saying a lot of time though.

one of them kept saying "Grazie" every time I revived him, most don't bother.

Modifié par Carlina, 07 août 2013 - 01:17 .


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Tantum Dic Verbo

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So does anyone ever make a polite attempt to correct some of the online foolishness, or is the only recourse to post in this thread?

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MerryMadMick

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I view this thread to see if anyone posts the stupid crap I say after a few drinks...
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This sounds really entertaining.. All I really play are PUGS and never get this (most of my friends have moved on from ME3) It's usually all no mics which I'm okay with.

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I had a friend make a joke about the other friends mother, and the random spoke up and said they didn't understand what was so funny about the mom joke and started crying and went on telling us about his mother getting breast cancer and that she just started chemo. Needless to say it was quite awkward afterwards.

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* random bump *