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[Jef Costello]

Joined Gold wave 2. Did all 4 objectives wave 3 and wave 4 has whole team dead within 30 seconds. I'm alliance infiltrator and just decide to give up as no one is using consumables. I have 27k, next is 14k. I leave, get consumables and try to join another gold and enter the lobby with the same group.

Pug "Look who came crawling back"

[SoundWraith]

ANDYHUGFAN wrote...

Are you talking about LEXISLUCCI?

So with all this talk about one guy I had to check him out to see what he's all about. Turns out the guy has a fetish for the number 6 on his characters. Duration and bonus power for a TGI just isn't going to cut it though.

Faster than light kooking with stats worthy of a real N7, too bad this Zelda isn't on the forums. He could be the SlowerthanDSL of PS3. 

[Yo Son]

Pug: How did you get that female Shepard banner?
Me: I gave her good sex.
Pug:But isn't she a lesbian
Me: She went black.

[CrimsonN7]

Yo Son wrote...

Pug: How did you get that female Shepard banner?
Me: I gave her good sex.
Pug:But isn't she a lesbian
Me: She went black.

Still waiting for the funny part.

[Yo Son]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Yo Son wrote...

Pug: How did you get that female Shepard banner?
Me: I gave her good sex.
Pug:But isn't she a lesbian
Me: She went black.

Still waiting for the funny part.

everything eventually become a joke on BSN. thanks for your contribution.

[David Diablo]

And Crimson delivers the funnies... XD

[David Diablo]

I've got a random thing that I just read!:
Pug: How did you get that female Shepard banner?
Moron: I gave her good sex.
Pug: But isn't she a lesbian?
Moron: She went black.
I can't decide which one is more derp...

[LiL Reapur]

David Diablo wrote...

I've got a random thing that I just read!:
Pug: How did you get that female Shepard banner?
Moron: I gave her good sex.
Pug: But isn't she a lesbian?
Moron: She went black.
I can't decide which one is more derp...

LOL!

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

"The Geth Infiltrator got nerfed so hard that it's useless."

[David Diablo]

FatherOfPearl wrote...

"The Geth Infiltrator got nerfed so hard that it's useless."

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

David Diablo wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

"The Geth Infiltrator got nerfed so hard that it's useless."

Yup.

Inconsistent Seas was in the lobby as well, and we laughed for about a minute straight.

[cato potato]

SoundWraith wrote...

ANDYHUGFAN wrote...

Are you talking about LEXISLUCCI?

So with all this talk about one guy I had to check him out to see what he's all about. Turns out the guy has a fetish for the number 6 on his characters. Duration and bonus power for a TGI just isn't going to cut it though.

Faster than light kooking with stats worthy of a real N7, too bad this Zelda isn't on the forums. He could be the SlowerthanDSL of PS3. 

Ha, I just had a sneaky peek at his n7 hq as well. Lol, almost every character is specced 66666, he definitely is a professional.

[Pint]

FatherOfPearl wrote...

David Diablo wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

"The Geth Infiltrator got nerfed so hard that it's useless."

Yup.

Inconsistent Seas was in the lobby as well, and we laughed for about a minute straight.

I'm sure after that match(and it being condor) he can see how wrong he was. Also, dat ULTIMATE POWER hurricane X.
I think he was just misinformed

[Alien Number Six]

Don't you know your suppose to hold the extraction zone?

Get off my kills!

Just because you have awesome powers dosen't mean you have to use them all the time!

You have to missile the Atlas to kill it. (On Bronze)

You can't be a girl. Your a liar.

All of these came from the same foul mouthed teenager my wife outscored by over 10,000 points on Bronze using the N7 Palilden

[Flexx4400]

This thread is overfilled with win.

[didacuscarr]

SoundWraith wrote...

ANDYHUGFAN wrote...

Are you talking about LEXISLUCCI?

So with all this talk about one guy I had to check him out to see what he's all about. Turns out the guy has a fetish for the number 6 on his characters. Duration and bonus power for a TGI just isn't going to cut it though.

Faster than light kooking with stats worthy of a real N7, too bad this Zelda isn't on the forums. He could be the SlowerthanDSL of PS3. 

lol

[2009IW4]

Alien Number Six wrote...

You can't be a girl. Your a liar.

Really?

[didacuscarr]

2009IW4 wrote...

Alien Number Six wrote...

You can't be a girl. Your a liar.

Really?

There no girls on the internet, don't you know?

[cato potato]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

N7didacus wrote...

^LIES!

And blood type too. Don't be jelly honey!:innocent:

My blood type is tattooed in my underarm region. It's a family tradition started by my grandfather in the '40's.

Keep trying to find the joke, there's one in there ^ I promise.
Granted, it's not actually funny but I can only do so much.

[Ice Cold J]

On fb Glacier (Hazard):

"The BEES!!!"

Not original, but still funny...

[RainbowDazed]

No one ever speaks on PC, but today I head a voice. Couldn't make out what the voice said but I assume it was trying to boot me from the lobby since it was accompanied by a kick. I didn't leave and after a while he left (the one speaking was the host). Ended up as a host and had a great match with the remaining fellows. Don't know what his problem was with me. Maybe he was saving the last spot for a friend, I dunno.

But that's all I've heard in days.

[theloveablemoos]

Started a silver game today had no medi gel looking for an easy match so i could buy a jumbo equipment pack i was using QMI with harrier i get killed by a turret and get stomped other pug is already dead only 3 of us last pug is a GI without proxy mine and a black widow with cryo rounds proceeds to miss against the last nemesis alive until he was out of ammo decided to use an ops pack every time he was shot as well as using a rocket on wave 5 and saying over the mic "little Bi***" and leaving.i lol'd so hard

[didacuscarr]

Pug: This gun sucks.
Me: Raider?
Pug: yes.
Me: The Raider is a monster of a gun!
Pug: ok

On msg, still can't forget that. XD

[RainbowDazed]

Last night a pug said "Thank you" everytime I revived him. Made me all giddy inside!

[AustereLemur799]

RainbowDazed wrote...

Last night a pug said "Thank you" everytime I revived him. Made me all giddy inside!

Hey, I do that too if I'm drunk enough to use a mic. It's called having manners!

Anyways I had a somewhat traumatic experience earlier on FB London where I dropped in on wave 3 with 2 Jugs and a krogan (don't know what class they were since they bled out within the first 5 seconds of every wave). Come wave 5, I was seeing it out with one of the Jugs. I ran out of ammo (my character and the weapon made the relevant announcements) and we were in a hotzone so I used a thermal clip pack. No biggy.

But then at the end of the match I got a message from one of the pugs (I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess that it was the krogan who only scored 10k when it was a gold match) asking me about what infinite ammo cheat I'd used and that they would report me.  What? I didn't do anything wrong...  I won't get in trouble for that, will I?