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[D-Rock0713]

Two randoms and I had some great synergy going on and were annihilating spawns..

4th random, "oh my god, you guys are amazing. Seriously, you're like the best I've ever played with. I'm going to send you all friend requests and then we can play all the time! Anyone got a mic?"

*silence*

I admit though, it was cute. It's fun showing new players how to make characters work well together. Just wasn't in the mood to friend randoms

Modifié par D-Rock0713, 30 septembre 2013 - 07:53 .

[Supreme Leech]

Just had a really funny run in into a group of pugs that kicked me out of a platinum lobby. This was what the leader had to say, and I am quoting word for word:

"Platinum is not for you to level up on." [After kicking me the first time after I joined in with a level 15]

Then I searched my 'recently played with' list so I could try to rejoin their lobby (fully intending to do my absolute best to troll them) to see if they would kick me again. I came in with a level 18 character this time.

"Something level 20 dude. You need a level 20 character."

Then, he (the lobby leader) comes up with this little gem:

"Well, if you go down, I'm not picking you up."

So, I put on some silly equipment and I ready up. I didn't make it too obvious, but any experienced player could see that my loadout was ridiculous and intended for trolling, but they missed that. They're clearly very reluctant to start the game with me using my level 18 character. After much hesitation and deliberation, they decide to all ready up eventually.

Then I leech trolled them. They weren't too happy. They filed a lolcomplaint and threatened to get my account lolbanned.

Anyway, this definitely has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard a pug say. Kicking people out of platinum on the basis of not being at level 20, regardless of what that level is, and believing that platinum can only be played with level 20 characters. Ludicrous. Provided me with some much needed entertainment.

[David Diablo]

XFG-65 wrote...

Just had a really funny run in into a group of pugs that kicked me out of a platinum lobby. This was what the leader had to say, and I am quoting word for word:

"Platinum is not for you to level up on." [After kicking me the first time after I joined in with a level 15]

Then I searched my 'recently played with' list so I could try to rejoin their lobby (fully intending to do my absolute best to troll them) to see if they would kick me again. I came in with a level 18 character this time.

"Something level 20 dude. You need a level 20 character."

Then, he (the lobby leader) comes up with this little gem:

"Well, if you go down, I'm not picking you up."

So, I put on some silly equipment and I ready up. I didn't make it too obvious, but any experienced player could see that my loadout was ridiculous and intended for trolling, but they missed that. They're clearly very reluctant to start the game with me using my level 18 character. After much hesitation and deliberation, they decide to all ready up eventually.

Then I leech trolled them. They weren't too happy. They filed a lolcomplaint and threatened to get my account lolbanned.

Anyway, this definitely has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard a pug say. Kicking people out of platinum on the basis of not being at level 20, regardless of what that level is, and believing that platinum can only be played with level 20 characters. Ludicrous. Provided me with some much needed entertainment.

Should have told them you're the 2nd best player in the world...

[Supreme Leech]

David Diablo wrote...

Should have told them you're the 2nd best player in the world...

Haha, it would have made no sense to them, they seemed pretty new.

[Lightwave]

"STAY CLOSE, I HAVE ZA VORLAS SHIELD! HE VIL HELP YOU!" bellows a very German accent at the beginning of a Hydra gold, followed by ... plung!

The sentiment was sweet, but playing a vanguard I didn't need it, nor any liability trying to follow me in to the crazy swarms of mooks I most like to be amongst. Spent most the match quickly charging back and forth across the map to get as far away as I could, hoping he'd latch on to someone else that could use him and he can keep up with.

Halfway through the game we're filling up between waves next to the LZ ammo box and the volus catches up and stands next to me. "YOU LIKES ZA VORLAS SHIELD, YA!!"

And I had no idea he was even still playing.

[Terrapin]

You lika da juice

[ISHYGDDT]

"Don't come in my mouth!"

Modifié par ISHYGDDT, 11 octobre 2013 - 02:27 .

[Shophet Palaiologos]

pug disabling device: "Why aren't you guys covering me?"
me: "We're staying away so we don't draw the enemies to you"
pug: *moment of dawning realization* "OH!"

Modifié par Shophet Palaiologos, 11 octobre 2013 - 08:54 .

[Kalas747]

Got some messages from this guy, I know Shards also got one.  Wonder if somebody can shed some light on this:

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

"Drells are way too weak for anything above silver! You should play a Juggernaut."

[LiL Reapur]

TchockTckocky wrote...

"That bitch is crazy" - The annoying PuG that randomly joined the XBL party I was in.

He also said "Watch out for the Phantom, Bitch be lookin'"

Modifié par LiL Reapur, 27 octobre 2013 - 11:54 .

[rubberduckie666]

a n7 30 joined my platnum lobby and said as loud as he could on the mic
"DONT WORRY GUYS WE WILL EXTRACT I'V PRESTIGED"
he was a level one kit cant remember what it was though

[Titus Thongger]

I joined mid match into some laggy as **** game where the entire team was already downed and out.

it was a wave 6 reapers gold game on Vancouver. After clutching the wave with my FQE, one of the players says:

'Teetoos, you fight like proud Cuban Communist.'

rightooo... thanks? I guess. We did eventually manage to extract successfully, whereby this good cheery fellow said

'Teeetos, I am proud to fight alongside good Communists like you.'

wheeey

[Starquake]

"How come there aren't any male asari? How do they reproduce?!"

"When a man loves an extraterrestrial biological entity..."

[MaxCrushmore]

Was playing a newer account and was pugging silver when this beauty conversation came up between the 3 others who we obviously all friends .. all had newer accounts (under N7 400's) They were fairly inexperienced.

PUG 1 "Whoa! that's a lot of credit for completing wave 10!"

PUG 2 "If you want lots of credits, you should join a platinum game, i mean, I spend the whole match just running from enemies, but you get paid an unbelievable amount just being there!!!"

PUG 3 "Wow, awesome idea! It can't really be much tougher than silver, can it?"

[BadDad67]

Dropped into one of the early waves with no equipment on and heard this...

PUG #1 Hey, you stole my kill you fat Krogan bastard!

PUG #2 Oh... I'm sorry...

Normally I leave immediately but I wanted to stick around to see how many times fatty saved that skinny Vorcha - 

ended up being a fun game.

[Rotward]

"Yo ****** not the same map again"

He then tried to kick the host. /facepalm

[DJ-LICE]

"Why are 3 of you in that Circle ? It wont get any faster that way, you only get killed!"
Yelled something in my Ears during a Wave 10 Circle Hack from across the Map...
I was able to see the Facepalm of the others in my Mind.

[Argent Xero]

"Yo, this is nonsense!"

or something like that. lol

[Max Dmian]

ArgentN7 wrote...

"Yo, this is nonsense!"

or something like that. lol

Oh my G...YO! Those pugs are garbage! 

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"Tech armor and annihilation field are garbage" from a BOTB banner wielder.

[millahnna]

b00g13man wrote...

"Tech armor and annihilation field are garbage" from a BOTB banner wielder.

O_O

[Tyrant112580]

These are the very best I have personally heard.

I'm gonna play a juggy that way I can guarantee us winning a platinum match.
Drellguard is not a powerful kit.
N7 Slayer sucks on platinum.
Explosive ammo is the best in the game because it explodes.
I think I'm lagging out or something my Tsol is not dodging.

[ClydeInTheShell]

"Four Geth Juggernauts on Platinum would be the best combination ever. They would be pretty much unstoppable." - pug I played with yesterday, I believe Max or Leland was there also...I remember his GT but no snitchin'.