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[inert14]

Said from one pug to another:

"Hey, I really know the mechanics of this game and the Black Widow doesn't make as much sense as the Geth Plasma Shotgun on the GI because they get the geth weapon bonus."

I wanted to educate the guy, but he quit after dying three times and bleeding out in wave 2.

[Max Dmian]

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

"Four Geth Juggernauts on Platinum would be the best combination ever. They would be pretty much unstoppable." - pug I played with yesterday, I believe Max or Leland was there also...I remember his GT but no snitchin'.

Nothing could beat them!

[millahnna]

From a Demolisher rocking some fire ammo to a biotic who kept warping targets to blow up said fire ammo "stop throwing warps. You're messing up my explosions." Huh?

[zuckendesfleish]

"CLOAK! CLOAK! COBRA! COBRA! COBRA"
While I was the last one standing.
On Bronze.

[millahnna]

They were trying to be helpful? I got nothing.

[zuckendesfleish]

millahnna wrote...

They were trying to be helpful? I got nothing.

Yes, and I appreciated it, but it was funny how they freaked out because I was alone with a bronze banshee left. I don't blame them, it would've been a nightmare when I first started playing.

EDIT: 
also, I forgot to mention "I can't shoot! This game is bugged!" from pugs with an acolyte/javelin (can't remember which one)

Modifié par zuckendesfleish, 29 novembre 2013 - 02:59 .

[millahnna]

zuckendesfleish wrote...
I don't blame them, it would've been a nightmare when I first started playing.

I might have needed a new chair after my first bronze run in with a banshee.  It's my first shooter I've actually played, in my defense.

[mysilentgas]

Mr.Clyde I have done 4 juggy ghostbuster style on glacier 24 min plat went ok no cobras/gels went ok

[Rotward]

All in one game...

Guy: No bunghole unstretched
Girl: You realize I'm a girl
Guy: Yea, you carry around a 15 inch black ******, right?
Girl: Yup, that's me

Girl: So he was staring at a lady in the booth across from us, and I didn't notice until she did. Then the lady had a ten minute conversation about how no one should have kids with her friend.
Guy: Did the lady have some distinctly ugly feature?
Girl: No, she was just a fine looking lady in her 50's, maybe
Guy: I'd have told her to stfu
Guy: old people shouldn't go out

Guy: I wish you were my little toe, so I could bang you on the furnature
Girl: Please say that to someone in real life
Girl: You'd get punched in the face if you said that to someone who didn't know you weren't a lunatic with dead bodies in your freezer

Modifié par Rotward, 30 novembre 2013 - 05:00 .

[AustereLemur799]

Someone said that I must feel good about myself.

I think I just got pinged; I feel violated

Why, oh why did I leave Sony?

Modifié par AustereLemur799, 01 décembre 2013 - 11:01 .

[AustereLemur799]

Rotward wrote...

All in one game...

Guy: No bunghole unstretched
Girl: You realize I'm a girl
Guy: Yea, you carry around a 15 inch black ******, right?
Girl: Yup, that's me

Girl: So he was staring at a lady in the booth across from us, and I didn't notice until she did. Then the lady had a ten minute conversation about how no one should have kids with her friend.
Guy: Did the lady have some distinctly ugly feature?
Girl: No, she was just a fine looking lady in her 50's, maybe
Guy: I'd have told her to stfu
Guy: old people shouldn't go out

Guy: I wish you were my little toe, so I could bang you on the furnature
Girl: Please say that to someone in real life
Girl: You'd get punched in the face if you said that to someone who didn't know you weren't a lunatic with dead bodies in your freezer

You just made my year!

[SWkazashi]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

Man, this dude is using the freaking Eagle...

Do not underestimate the eagle. It can outscore a volus adept's score in.... 10 matches...

[AustereLemur799]

SWkazashi wrote...

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

Man, this dude is using the freaking Eagle...

Do not underestimate the eagle. It can outscore a volus adept's score in.... 10 matches...

Being gullible, I almost fell for that. Almost.

[Epiphany77]

On gold:

"what the hells dark channel anyway?"
"I have no idea"

I promptly left the lobby...

Modifié par Epiphany77, 01 décembre 2013 - 05:14 .

[ValorOfArms777]

P:"Hey I know you you're Valor from BSN and ME3"
P:"Aren't you like a SPECTER or sum-thing"
Me:....
Me:*laughs abit*
Me: "naw never joined I'm a space alien come to harvest your brain"
P: "What drugs you on?"
Me: "...I wish I knew but I think it's called Oreos"
P: "yep...you're just as nuts as others said you are"
Me: "appreciated to please your expectations"
P: "...can you help me be great?"
Me: "Naw only if you pay me"

IDK who is worseme or a PUG

cause most time I jsut make scary voices at them and they ditch the room 

Modifié par ValorOfArms777, 01 décembre 2013 - 06:29 .

[Lordkenyon]

I just insulate myself in a party so I can't hear them. One of the few times I didn't this one guy refused to revive anyone then *****ed about how lost on wave 3.

[N7 Tigger]

"Stop stealing my kills."

Can't beat the classics.

[celestialfury]

A Puggernaut started a long-winded rant, whining at me to stop biotic charging the mooks he wanted to melee, because if I did that, it deprived him of the ability to get his shields back.

Guess what Biotic Charge does?

[Chief Capo]

Tallgeese_VII wrote...

I often hear PuG people discussing their new weapons and how to set their new character.

in Platinum game...

LMFAO. +1

[theflyingzamboni]

My team wiped *maybe* 1/4 of the way through wave 8 Gold/Collectors/Dagger. I did my best to clutch (Batdept), but with only half my consumables and 2 rockets, I'm just not good enough for a late-wave Gold solo yet. I put on the try-hard pants and made a good go of it though. Got it to one possessed scion, one half-dead praetorian, and a couple mooks. For my efforts, one of the PUGs sang "Taps" for me when I finally fell.

[theflyingzamboni]

A bellowed "F*** YOOOUUU!" while the loading screen was still showing, followed by an evil, braying, donkey-like laughter that lasted for the most part of about 2 minutes with a couple brief respites. Seeing as the lag was awful anyway, I took that as my cue to leave...

Modifié par Led Guardian, 11 décembre 2013 - 06:17 .

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Aquaman 40oz wrote...

There is no reason to waste medigel gefore wave five. If you can't carry the first few waves on Gold down one player or even by yourself, it's not anyone else's fault.

[RemovableSanity]

Me and 2 other mates were all playing as Volus on gold when a random Guy jumps in with a Krogan Warlord. The first thing he shouts is '' oh for FFS im in with a group of Hobbits!''

[ClydeInTheShell]

Played last night with a group of randoms that immediately invited me to their party (which was nice, at least they were polite enough to do that)

I played a Venom QME, we got White/Reapers and by wave 4 I think, the brand new player running a Juggernaut says something along the lines of:

"I'd say the Venom is a pretty good gun, huh?"

Made me smile inside.

[Ironhead34]

Dropped into a lobby with a few pugs as I was running a Venom Turian Engineer. One pug sporting a BotB banner says, "Hey man, you might want to consider switching your weapon to the Adas. You will get way more mileage out of it. The Venom can't kill anything."