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[XxproknifaxX]

Epiphany77 wrote...

On gold:

"what the hells dark channel anyway?"
"I have no idea"

I promptly left the lobby...

[CEBK]

"Where'd the drone go?"

"Ya'll couldn't even walk the m*therf*cking drone across the map before the time ran out?!"

Screamed by the host who wasn't doing the objective with us as he was off on the other side of the map doing his own thing on a gold collectors game. One guy was crab dinner, other guy and I were walking the drone and it disappeared. We said as much over the mic, but he was too busy killing all the things to hear us. I'm pretty sure he threw his controller. He threw a fit worthy of a three year old in front of his children who had been asking him the entire game what wave he was on.

On a different game:

"How do I switch weapons?"

His first game. I told him, and he didn't do too badly.

In a lobby:

"I know a way to make easy credits on platinum. If you host and invite me, I'll show you."

Modifié par CEBK, 09 janvier 2014 - 04:30 .

[PsychoticBiotic]

"This guy has a low N7, let's kick him."

- Missile glitchers

[Zeke0]

Three guys camping the LZ during extraction:

"Why is that one guy all the way on the other side of the map?"

[Strict31]

"Get your fat Krogan ass out of my way! I can't even get a shot off! Every time I zoom in, your krogan ass is in the way!"

This, coming from a Slayer Vanguard rocking a sniper rifle and no other weapon, while I'm playing a Krogan Warlord.

"I'd love to know what level you harrier is. You're just burning every enemy with armor down."

Well...it's not level ten, I can damn-sure tell you that. I had AP rounds, a Vulnerability 3 consumable, and was going for nothing but headshots. It ain't rocket science.

[MadParrot]

Entered a lobby with my Destroyer.

"Hey, let's kick this Destroyer guy, he's going to do the missile glitch!"

I was running a PPR and a Piranha.

[Beerfish]

Strict31 wrote...

"Get your fat Krogan ass out of my way! I can't even get a shot off! Every time I zoom in, your krogan ass is in the way!"

This, coming from a Slayer Vanguard rocking a sniper rifle and no other weapon, while I'm playing a Krogan Warlord.

"I'd love to know what level you harrier is. You're just burning every enemy with armor down."

Well...it's not level ten, I can damn-sure tell you that. I had AP rounds, a Vulnerability 3 consumable, and was going for nothing but headshots. It ain't rocket science.

To be honest I've said the same thing about krolords at times when not miced up including the fat krogan ass part. 

You guys block out the sun.

[Silvershroud]

Beerfish wrote...

Strict31 wrote...

"Get your fat Krogan ass out of my way! I can't even get a shot off! Every time I zoom in, your krogan ass is in the way!"

This, coming from a Slayer Vanguard rocking a sniper rifle and no other weapon, while I'm playing a Krogan Warlord.

"I'd love to know what level you harrier is. You're just burning every enemy with armor down."

Well...it's not level ten, I can damn-sure tell you that. I had AP rounds, a Vulnerability 3 consumable, and was going for nothing but headshots. It ain't rocket science.

To be honest I've said the same thing about krolords at times when not miced up including the fat krogan ass part. 

You guys block out the sun.

Me too.  That goes double for Juggernauts.  They like to just step a foot in front of my sniper, and stay there.

[Strict31]

Beerfish wrote...

Strict31 wrote...

"Get your fat Krogan ass out of my way! I can't even get a shot off! Every time I zoom in, your krogan ass is in the way!"

This, coming from a Slayer Vanguard rocking a sniper rifle and no other weapon, while I'm playing a Krogan Warlord.

"I'd love to know what level you harrier is. You're just burning every enemy with armor down."

Well...it's not level ten, I can damn-sure tell you that. I had AP rounds, a Vulnerability 3 consumable, and was going for nothing but headshots. It ain't rocket science.

To be honest I've said the same thing about krolords at times when not miced up including the fat krogan ass part. 

You guys block out the sun.

I have played Slayers with krolords on the team before, and have never had this problem. Of course, I tend not to carry a sniper rifle when I'm a Slayer.

I think he was trying to go for bosses because I think it was a Prime. I'm not sure he could have killed that Prime faster with his rifle than I did with my HAMMAH. But even so, he could have simply gone for a headshot. Wouldn't have been in his way for that.

I can't remember which SR he was rocking, but you know, God invented Phase Disruptor for a reason, and that reason is krogan ass.

I wasn't mic'd at the time, but I just couldn't help but laugh. he was in full rage mode because a melee character was in melee range with the boss he was trying to shoot with his vanguard sniper.

[Impactmoon]

"What should I use, this new AR called the Harrier I, or my Avenger VI?"

[Silvershroud]

 While I'm still on the loading screen: "So you what, shoot weed in your dick?"  

No, no I don't.

[Striker93175]

I had a bad day at work and wasn't in the mood for stupid. Got a player who by n7 hq stats (1900 hrs 6k games) should know better - spend every objective wave (all hacks on hydra) ignoring completely epeen scoring with their Asari Valk while we were ya know actually earning the credits and completing the wave for him.  Wave 10 same crap. So I simply left I just wasn't in the mood. Sent message to PTFO.

"Player that folds (me) over fake players (him ??? Lol) yeah... That's good. PTFO".

Um... All 3 of us were... ? Even the noob destroyer that died every wave 100 times played the obj...

Also got a follow up voice about how I suck, he beats missile glitcher scores, and some explicit choice words. Good times...

Modifié par Striker93175, 10 janvier 2014 - 02:48 .

[Titus Thongger]

Jrm and I started a public duo. some random guy joins. Jrm and I are jabbering away and the random pug, who we are carrying, tells me to shut up.

SON. YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME TO SHUT UP WHEN I AM CARRYING YO ASS

[Moby]

@Striker

... Bro hug?

[OMGsideboob]

Personally, i love running disruptor rounds when i see a random using biotics.

[millahnna]

OMGsideboob wrote...

Personally, i love running disruptor rounds when i see a random using biotics.

I like to think of it as a test.  If I hear a "yes!" over the mic followed by a quick ready up I know we're in for a good game of tech burst followed by BE over and over. 

[Minkfish]

Count Silvershroud wrote...

 While I'm still on the loading screen: "So you what, shoot weed in your dick?"  

No, no I don't.

WTF?!?

[PsychoticBiotic]

 A few days ago, a  PUG accused me of playing from PC and hacking the game. 

[Silvershroud]

Minkfish wrote...

Count Silvershroud wrote...

 While I'm still on the loading screen: "So you what, shoot weed in your dick?"  

No, no I don't.

WTF?!?

Yeah, that was about what I was thinking too.  I decided to stay for a match just to see what else he would say.

[Zyzimorph]

PsychoticBiotic wrote...

 A few days ago, a  PUG accused me of playing from PC and hacking the game. 

must have gotten three pizzas then right?  

[ajma420]

Zeke0 wrote...

Three guys camping the LZ during extraction:

"Why is that one guy all the way on the other side of the map?"

I thank cthulhu every time wave 11 hits on gold/plat and no one sprints to the LZ

[DeadeyeCYclops]

"what does X do?"

[DragonRacer]

"The Hurricane is just like a shotgun."

Heard in a Gold lobby hosted by an N7 35 and his N7 30-something buddies, in response to them seeing my TSol's Hurricane X in the loadout screen.

Modifié par DragonRacer, 01 février 2014 - 02:06 .

[XxproknifaxX]

DragonRacer wrote...

"The Hurricane is just like a shotgun."

Heard in a Gold lobby hosted by an N7 35 and his N7 30-something buddies, in response to them seeing my TSol's Hurricane X in the loadout screen.

They were kind of right it is a close range gun without stability or whatnot.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Sweet! I finally have all the points on my Krogan.