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[Sinapus]

It's amusing when there are 2+ Shadows in the game and they all target the same enemy at once.

[SafetyShattered]

I was a juggy, and it was a gold game with reapers on dagger. By the way my gamertag is SafetyShattered.

 

Anyway, this kid(maybe like 9?) was having a lot of problems and kept going down. So I rushed(er...as fast as a juggy could anyway) to him and killed the surrounding enemies. I revived him, and he said "thanks Safety, I owe you one." I was like "aww, how cute he thanked me!" So I plugged in my mic and said "no problem." Now, you think these simple two words would've been harmless. But holy freaking crap, it spurred a storm of kindness...of such a magnitude that I have NEVER seen anything like it before. This kid now apparently believed I was his buddy...and proceeded to give me advice. He told me all about the dangerous banshee's saying "They can pick up anyone, even you Safety." Now, at this point I unplugged my mic because I wasn't in a super talkative mood. Apparently my not answering him terrified the poor child. Because for the next few minutes my ear holes were bombarded with "Safety?" and "Are you there Safety?" and at after a few minutes he said "I guess his game is having problems or something." At this point I was thinking "DAMNIT! I will be strong...I don't want to talk...I WANT TO PLAY!" So I resisted the urge to plug my mic back in...it took everything I had.

 

Now, remember how I said this kid believed he was my buddy? He said he was "taking care of me."  Well he was by my side for maybe 4 minutes before two banshees came towards me. Then he yelled "OH NO! Banshees! Two of em, RUN SAFETY!!!" and he proceeded to run away from me. As he was running he said "Sorry Safety, but there were two of them."

 

Now, a few minutes later he goes down and yells "I'm dying, please somebody come revive me. You have time." I ran towards him, as did someone else, but he bled out JUST before they got to him. And then he said "Oh, you were so close." and sent me a message saying that "I don't know if you can hear me, because your game is having problems. But thanks for trying to revive me Mr."

 

A little bit later, the poor child's nightmare had come true. He got banshee grabbed. He screamed at the top of his lungs "Help me save me, Banshee has got me!" But my teammates and I got the banshee to let go of him and he said "I swear the banshee got me, honest to goodness I'm not lying. It got me."

 

Then at the end of the game he said "Was that gold? That was easy! Wonder what platinum is like?" I left at the end of the game, because I was really hungry for justice...and for some pizza I got the night before. Mostly the justice thing though.

 

Probably the most entertaining game I've had in a while.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

^^^ sounds like you made a new stalker friend.

 

that is actually a pretty funny story. i don't know if i'd have the patience to deal with something like that. i'd probably either mute him or leave the game. 

[SafetyShattered]

^Hahahaha, yeah I would say more so stalker then friend. Oh trust me it was a challenge lol. I'm usually pretty talkative, so if it was a normal day I probably would've had no problems chatting with the little rugrat. But at the time I just wanted to be left alone and play in peace. Still, I would've felt like an ass if I left. Plus, well...can you imagine what would've happened to the poor guy if I left? He would've probably started having a heart attack lol.

[CrimsonN7]

I was a juggy, and it was a gold game with reapers on dagger. By the way my gamertag is SafetyShattered.

 

Anyway, this kid(maybe like 9?) was having a lot of problems and kept going down. So I rushed(er...as fast as a juggy could anyway) to him and killed the surrounding enemies. I revived him, and he said "thanks Safety, I owe you one." I was like "aww, how cute he thanked me!" So I plugged in my mic and said "no problem." Now, you think these simple two words would've been harmless. But holy freaking crap, it spurred a storm of kindness...of such a magnitude that I have NEVER seen anything like it before. This kid now apparently believed I was his buddy...and proceeded to give me advice. He told me all about the dangerous banshee's saying "They can pick up anyone, even you Safety." Now, at this point I unplugged my mic because I wasn't in a super talkative mood. Apparently my not answering him terrified the poor child. Because for the next few minutes my ear holes were bombarded with "Safety?" and "Are you there Safety?" and at after a few minutes he said "I guess his game is having problems or something." At this point I was thinking "DAMNIT! I will be strong...I don't want to talk...I WANT TO PLAY!" So I resisted the urge to plug my mic back in...it took everything I had.

 

Now, remember how I said this kid believed he was my buddy? He said he was "taking care of me."  Well he was by my side for maybe 4 minutes before two banshees came towards me. Then he yelled "OH NO! Banshees! Two of em, RUN SAFETY!!!" and he proceeded to run away from me. As he was running he said "Sorry Safety, but there were two of them."

 

Now, a few minutes later he goes down and yells "I'm dying, please somebody come revive me. You have time." I ran towards him, as did someone else, but he bled out JUST before they got to him. And then he said "Oh, you were so close." and sent me a message saying that "I don't know if you can hear me, because your game is having problems. But thanks for trying to revive me Mr."

 

A little bit later, the poor child's nightmare had come true. He got banshee grabbed. He screamed at the top of his lungs "Help me save me, Banshee has got me!" But my teammates and I got the banshee to let go of him and he said "I swear the banshee got me, honest to goodness I'm not lying. It got me."

 

Then at the end of the game he said "Was that gold? That was easy! Wonder what platinum is like?" I left at the end of the game, because I was really hungry for justice...and for some pizza I got the night before. Mostly the justice thing though.

 

Probably the most entertaining game I've had in a while.

Ah children eh, god I hate em!

[upinya slayin]

Ah children eh, god I hate em!

[CrimsonN7]

 

Holy shite you're back!!! Hi there!

[Moby]

Holy crap.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

"Seriously how can anyone get taken down playing as a juggy, you would have to be a total scrub" proclaimed by B00g13man 10 seconds before he got owned by a single rocket trooper 

 

Words of a very wise man.

 

For the record, the two primes did most of the damage. The rocket trooper was just the icing on the cake.

[Jugger nuggss]

Me, Crossguard, and Digety Dank played yesterday with some freak that wouldnt shut up about how Javik was punishing Liara for something or other in the SP. Easily one of the most WTF ramblings I've heard on ecksbawks live.

[jamdjedi]

the best is 'stop stealing my kills'

[ALTBOULI]

Words of a very wise man.

 

For the record, the two primes did most of the damage. The rocket trooper was just the icing on the cake.

 

All i'm hearing are excuses from a broken man, that rocket trooper really did a number on you 

[HusarX]

"Venom sucks"

[ALTBOULI]

"Venom sucks"

This one knows 

[smeckie]

"My Reegar sucks"

Fixed

[HusarX]

This one knows 

It was definitely a PRO, he  was using the AIU with Cylonic 4 & Grenade Capacity 5.

[GruntKitterhand]

As he was running he said "Sorry Safety, but there were two of them."

 

I would have completely lost it at that stage - "there were two of them", for me at least, is the funniest excuse ever given on tv (McNulty in The Wire)

[ALTBOULI]

It was definitely a PRO, he  was using the AIU with Cylonic 4 & Grenade Capacity 5.

^^^^^

Uses a Geth Scanner on his GI 

[smeckie]

^^^^^
Uses a Geth Scanner on his GI 

That's how they roll in Poland!

[Argent Xero]

Ah children eh, god I hate em!

The story was cute, but things like this that do happen always make me feel uncomfortable.

So I party by myself.

Meh.

[HusarX]

^^^^^

Uses a Geth Scanner on his GI 

Exactly, AIUscrub. HM takes away your shields, so you are forced to use OP weapons like the Shuriken. Being OP is not fun so I rather take the Talon.

[CrimsonN7]

The story was cute, but things like this that do happen always make me feel uncomfortable.

So I party by myself.

Meh.

Something somewhat similar happened to me a few months back but the reveal came after the pug added me as a friend. So I invite him to a game with a few pals as he was asking me with awhile to play with him again. I assumed he was a teenager or at least an adult, and when he finally spoke up a voice of a child came out, he was 10. That was a disturbing experience, I was expecting Chris Hansen to knock on my door throughout that game, gah! 

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Forgot about this one. Dropped into a lobby of three pugs, all of whom had mics. Two guys and a rather feisty girl who was using a Mattock TSent (worth mentioning that this was definitely not DragonRacer)

One of the men says "FatherOfPearl? what, like mother of pearl gun grips?" They laugh, then the woman comes back with "Or jewelry!". Cue more laughter. A few more witty comments are made about my ID, then they eventually start the game. Sadly, one of their friends got disconnected during the loading screen, and a pug took his spot so they bailed shortly after the match started.

It was like running into a lobby that had myself, Pint, and Limbs. Very weird.

[Argent Xero]

Something somewhat similar happened to me a few months back but the reveal came after the pug added me as a friend. So I invite him to a game with a few pals as he was asking me with awhile to play with him again. I assumed he was a teenager or at least an adult, and when he finally spoke up a voice of a child came out, he was 10. That was a disturbing experience, I was expecting Chris Hansen to knock on my door throughout that game, gah!

There was this one time when a friend and I were pugging and we got this kid who informed us that he was indeed a boy.

Nobody asked him any question of his gender, he just randomly said "I'm a boy, idk if you guys could tell or not."

[CrimsonN7]

There was this one time when a friend and I were pugging and we got this kid who informed us that he was indeed a boy.

Nobody asked him any question of his gender, he just randomly said "I'm a boy, if you guys couldn't tell."

Why don't you take a seat Argent, over there, take a seat.