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[Ribosome]

"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOOTING YOUR MISSILES AT SWARMERS?"

 

i died laughing

[CrimsonN7]

"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SHOOTING YOUR MISSILES AT SWARMERS?"

 

i died laughing

I would have sent an FR myself, pug pls

 

[didacuscarr]

I joined a GIP with my Brolus..

"Jaaaaa, ein Volus ist da!"

lolnope, no GIPs for me

[Caldari Ghost]

Two days ago after a really good match:

Pug:...................
Me:....................

[Moby]

I frequently shout "PANZERKAMPFWAGONS ATTACK!" in my best German accent now.

Then Striker follows up with some actual German gibberish...

[Moby]

Hahahahahahahaha.

Top of page 50 in my own thread.

Dial L for LOSER.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

They're not faster if they have to keep stopping to heavy melee all the things. 

 

jere pls.

 

Well... badly played Juggys are a whole other matter entirely! ;D

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

the only thing i heard tonight was somebody blowing there nose over the mic for 10 seconds straight. muted.

[Alfonsedode]

the only thing i heard tonight was somebody blowing there nose over the mic for 10 seconds straight. muted.

I don't think we can mute players on pc, can we ?

[squaredgonzo]

Me playing Drellguard Venom. 

 

God damn motha fkn screenshakes! He was using SI Javelin. lol

[TheMajk73]

Here's what an average PUG say on PC:

I´ve played 1500 matches or so, on PC. The number of matches in which somebody used the mic: 5.

I remember them all:

 

In two of them someone forgot to turn the mic off and were chit-chatting with their spouse.

In another, two american fellows, one introducing the other to the game. That was really nice to listen to, they were having a laugh and a fun time.

Yet another one, a bloke who constantly mixed up his teammates with different kinds of genitals. No one answered him, it was dead silent on the other lines. The commentary felt rather sad.

The last one, extraction on Goddess, a well-experienced havoc is killing off incoming enemies by the entrance to the large hall, three steps from the LZ. With 15 secs left someone in the LZ shouts ”Get your f*nny over here!” I guess his nerves wasn´t really prepared for a bronze match.

 

I´ve used the mic once myself when I was subject to the sixth ragegel by my feet on wave 1. In an act of bravery my shaking, left index finger gently pressed the tab button and I declared, in my uttermost polite tone: ”Don´t waste your medigels, fellows. I´m there for you.”

 

Well, that´s it.

[Argent Xero]

"Do you have a Drell Assassin build? If not, want mine?"

[RealKobeBean]

Did you like his spec, Argent?

[Jenova65]

I frequently shout "PANZERKAMPFWAGONS ATTACK!" in my best German accent now.

Then Striker follows up with some actual German gibberish...

German is never gibberish.... I could listen to Germans all day Sexiest accent in the world *in my ears*   

[LanceCucumber]

"That was some Jet Li ****"

 

Pug #2 with a mic after they all bled out on wave 10 devices while watching me dance around the map to solo all 4 devices, and systematically take out the remaining spawns with no rockets or gels. The host was a little laggy at first which led to some bs kills and getting rubberbanded back and forth. Luckily it got a little better after wave 4. The lobby total of n7/cp was under 3k combined, I knew it was going to be a rough match. I had my mic on and it was an all tech lobby, so I readied up w/ my AIU as this had the makings of a glorified solo. They were not terrible, and I was able to get them to work together, but they were not ready for gold. Once they bled out all trying to get the 1st objective by the LZ and getting pounded by double primes,  I was on my own. Took off to the opposite side of the map, to kite them all away and did what I had to do. I walked them through what I was doing so if they were in the situation by themselves they would have an idea of how to handle it. After all devices were down, did a quick lap to survey what enemies were left, and then started systematically taking the rocket troopers first, then the pyros, and finally the two primes.

 

Like new players do, as soon as wave 11 starts, they listen to that ****** shuttle pilot and run straight to the LZ. I inform them that this is a horrible idea, and got them all to just hang in the back until about 15 secs, and then make a nice smooth run clear of enemies to the LZ for a full extraction.

[MaxCrushmore]

Played 2 matches last night, the host was a decent player. On wave 11, they used several missiles

 

They topped the scoreboard by 1k; I had to leave cuz real life and all .. right after I leave the lobby i get this massage "So I used a bunch of late missiles to top score, so wut" lol

 

Dude, use your missiles however you want, IDC ... kinda funny they assumed that was the reason I left the lobby

[Argent Xero]

Did you like his spec, Argent?

I told him I had one already. lol

Idk why he asked, it was random.

[Das Rouse]

German is never gibberish.... I could listen to Germans all day Sexiest accent in the world *in my ears*

Vas?

[Jenova65]

Vas?

*sigh* 
Seeeeee....? Easy to please!  

[didacuscarr]

I frequently shout "PANZERKAMPFWAGONS ATTACK!" in my best German accent now.
Then Striker follows up with some actual German gibberish...

lol

Should say "ANGRIFF" instead of "ATTACK".

Vas?

  *sigh* 
Seeeeee....? Easy to please!

Die Ironie. XD

[Jenova65]

lol

Should say "ANGRIFF" instead of "ATTACK".

Die Ironie. XD

Staaaahp.... I can't even..... *faints* 

[DarkFaerie316]

A match I had, just 20 mins or so ago, playing collectors in Vancouver. Had a pug get on mic on extraction and say to me… "why are you not in extraction zone? the praetorians won't get us in cover here!!!"

 

I mean wtf?!?!?!? 

[Mako]

Since I am part of the silent race, I should mention the PUG from last night that was swearing every time they were downed. Which was often and I think that they were lagging, which is why they were pissed. I kinda wanted to tell them that it's okay. I had the match on my shoulders after all. Well, at least what wanted to come in the hall. I think that the other three were dealing with madness up there.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Got invited to a game by a friend who was working on Map Mastery. 

 

Needed Condor. 

 

I say "why you preset Condor? Condor sucks." messing around with him. 

 

Random guy: "you could just leave ya know, I'm sure there are plenty other lobbies" 

 

I say "Yeah, but I only got invited to this one"

 

I then proceeded to get dc'd on wave 8. 

[Cowstrian Shepard]

The most impressive sentence i´ve ever heard was "´set map on Rio, i know a trick".

And that in german - sounds better thousand times.

Was shortly after asking for teammates for some gold matches in german forum... my fault...

 

But the thing i hate the most is someone who ignores his crying child.

Last heard on tuesday..

 

Audio Summary:

 

child cries

Someone (mother, wife, hostage?) shouts out something about food and the fact he was playing

No reaction from mr. responsible

child cries louder

something hits the ground - no not the child, maybe a plate or something

then there was the typical "wipe of the mic" sound

only disturbing silence  (i was wating for a plug off Sound, a shot or something - nothing

the typical "i´m back" sound follows.

After 2 minutes the child cries again...

 

Wtf?

Standing up for what?

Feeding your child?

No there are more important things.