You know those games that you have that ****** you off like crazy, because you can't believe what's going on? I had a game like that.
I joined a game in progress, and to my surprise I was completely surrounded by mauraders and brutes. I kept getting elbowed and ****** slapped by the brutes, and i wasted a couple op packs and med gels trying to escape. Then i start to hit my stride, everything is starting to go very smoothly. Then the other guy(that i later learned is a GI) goes down. Once is no big deal, it happens, so i run over and revive him. But after that revive things go to hell. I swear the guy was going out of his way to die. I was dragging us through a couple waves, until thankfully two more pugs join us.
Then the GI turned his mic on, and i hear him talking to a group of people(not in the game, in the room with him) he's giving them advice about the game. Crappy advice too, like the kind of advice you want to face palm for. Priceless gems like "You don't get credits if you complete the objectives, only if you complete the wave. So if you dont think you can complete the wave don't do the objective." and "All Krogan's have health regeneration" and my favorite "The Geth Infiltrator sucks." This isn't all of his wisdom, just my favorite three. Throughout the ENTIRE game he's saying stuff like this.
So now, while me and the two others pugs(that are actually doing extremely well) are carrying this guy he's giving advice to these guys. We get a little further int the game, and now he turns his vast wisdom towards his fellow players. Calling us stupid, demanding we missile even though he doesnt use any of his own, saying that we should stop running and kill stuff because the faster we finish the game the more credits we get. One guy goes down, ONCE, throughout the entire game so far, and the GI says he wont revive him because he was careless and that's why he went down. I run over and shoot a missile at the cannibals, banshee, and brute over his body and revive him. Then the GI chews ME out, saying i wasted a missile. And i was going to regret it when we got further into the game. The guy i just revived pulls out his missile launcher, and shoots all six at the GI. The GI goes into a rage, and pulls out his missile launcher and shoots all his missiles at the guy i just revived. Then he says to the people in the room with him "I only did that to make a point. They'll see how hard this game is without missiles, and they'll remember my words in the future. And save them until only absolutely necessary."
I should probably add, that up until this point the GI has bled out every wave. He didn't use any gel. One guy goes down at wave 9, and because the wave is almost over he doesn't gel, he just bleeds out. We obviously have it under control, and i would've done the same thing. The GI calls him selfish, and that he should gel for the sake of the team. And if he didn't have any gels he shouldn't be playing gold. Then he tells his friends that it's ok for himself not to gel, because he's saving them for extraction.
We finally get through the game, wave 11 complete, once again he bled out. And the score was:
Me: 120,000
Pug: 90,000 ish
Pug: 90,000 ish
GI: 32,000
We get back to the lobby, this guy has a SUPER high n7 and challenge point ranking. Geth Shotgun X, GI level 20.
I left, and ignored him immediately. Worst....pug...ever.
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