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#1101
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In the context of the side-conversation, I believe the point Computron was trying to refer to was the state of Gladiatorium's manifest in said amount of time, and not simply trying to draw attention to the amount of playtime itself. I could be wrong, though.

 

Yup. A maxed manifest at 150 hrs, on PC. Refer to the hacking comment quoted in my initial post and who made it. Busted!  :lol:


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Kurt M.

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If you say so...



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I just love hearing their reactions whenever they unlock something new. "Awwwww, YES! I got the Geth Pulse Rifle!"

 

Or "I'm so happy, I finally got a Spitfire!" > uses it in game  :mellow: "this gun seems really weak....."

 

got sick of reviving the idiot pugs who insisted on holding the open area. 

 

I wish I had 'pugs' do this, whenever I get Giant from U/U they keep camping the damn LZ  <_<



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When I readied up with the Spitfire Quarian Marksman, a Pug (lower n7/challenge points) asked me "if I was on drugs." You can't beat that. Outscored the poor guy, but he took it well, and I explained my build and set-up to him, and why it was so effective on Platinum. He then just said, "Cool stuff."

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Yup. A maxed manifest at 150 hrs, on PC. Refer to the hacking comment quoted in my initial post and who made it. Busted!  :lol:

 

 

Maybe he is rich and likes to spend $ at the store ?



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Maybe he is rich and likes to spend $ at the store ?

 

Not with those level 1 to 4 consumable numbers. Your theory is not *impossible* but the circumstances to hit those numbers are far from any sort of likelihood. Either way i don't care since i don't play this game as much nowadays. The initial comment i quoted was however hilarious now in hindsight  :P



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LOL busted. Would never have looked if your reply wasn't so strange

 

Yup. A maxed manifest at 150 hrs, on PC. Refer to the hacking comment quoted in my initial post and who made it. Busted!  :lol:

 

Not with those level 1 to 4 consumable numbers. Your theory is not *impossible* but the circumstances to hit those numbers are far from any sort of likelihood. Either way i don't care since i don't play this game as much nowadays. The initial comment i quoted was however hilarious now in hindsight  :P

 

Dude, for someone that "do not care" you sure do look like you are kind of desperate in getting a Gotcha! moment with Gladiatorium. Just let it go already, and try to not always assume the worst with someone so fast.

 

As for the topic: I think I am gonna repost what I said in the Your Last Pug thread since it also applies here:

 

Last night I played with a couple of guys who could be described as probably new to the game. It's amusing to hear they talked through the mic, like when one of them unlocked Vorcha Sentinel and immediately goes to try it, and then he went "HOLY **** LOOK AT THIS I'M BURNING THEM FOOLS!" when he tried Flamer, or when Bloodlust regenerated his health he went on with "HOLY CRAP MY HEALTH JUST, WENT UP WITH THIS ARMOR THING!" or when he performed melee attack he went "DUDE THIS CHARACTER HAS WOLVERINE CLAWS!" Hahaha, I was so amused ^__^

 

And then he proceeded to melee everyone in the room with his awesome wolverine claws. Didn't work out that well, hahaha, and only in wave 10 or so he said, "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't try melee too much with this kit."

 

I loved playing with them. I would have stick with them longer if not for the Waiting for Other Player shenanigans.



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Dude, for someone that "do not care" you sure do look like you are kind of desperate in getting a Gotcha! moment with Gladiatorium. Just let it go already, and try to not always assume the worst with someone so fast.

 

Duh, I only responded to responses directed to my post of which 1 was confirming what i meant by "busted" and another which i was pointed out why the alternative explanation is improbable, otherwise i would have left that to get buried over time (which by the way, you just pushed the issue right back up!)



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Duh, I only responded to responses directed to my post of which 1 was confirming what i meant by "busted" and another which i was pointed out why the alternative explanation is improbable, otherwise i would have left that to get buried over time (which by the way, you just pushed the issue right back up!)

 

I just found that you being so happy with that perceived gotcha moment as silly but nonetheless funny is all.

 

Eh, you're right though, this is off-topic.



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...OT:

I never thought I'd be contributing anything here, but the thing is that it really surprised me (and made me feel kinda depressed).

So there was that guy in the middle of a Silver match talking in spanish (pretty surprising to find someone from my country talking, so I kinda paid attention). Thing is that boy (20 years old or so) was a pretty common..."low level of culture/education" kind, and he was apparently arguing with his mother all while playing.

At a certain moment, he said to her what roughly translated would be: "GO AWAY AND **** THAT NEW BOYFRIEND OF YOURS, YOU B****!"

Yep, to his mother.

I left after several minutes of really weird gameplay :/
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First guy I heard on a mic was annoying. A whiner and telling everybody how to play.
"Duuuude, why are doing that?" Or
"Dude, why are you using THAT gun?"
"Dude! Move it faster with that package!"
"Dude, why did you invest in incinerate?"
"DUDE!!! Omg, DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!"

By round nine I started using rockets to end the game quicker and the others did the same.
"DUUUUDES, we get less points if you do that!!! Why the #*%! are you doing that?"

XP had, credits received, get out find new game without that guy. I hate mics and never use mine.

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I had a pug tell his girl that her ass looked like a busted can of biscuits. I'm not sure it ended well for him. 


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Thanks to a "PUG" on BL2, I got to learn way more than I ever needed to know about Urban Dictionary. Got the... opportunity... to learn what ****** was. So, now, because I'm a bad person I tell everyone what it means.



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Heard this gem in a pug a few days ago (lobby was preset reapers/London/gold) :

Pug: Can you switch the map to Giant?

Host: No.

Pug: Giant is better than London

Host: No.

Pug: But I need it for a challenge.

Host: No.

Pug: Why not?

Host: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

 

*Friend request sent*


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First post.

 

I'm too old to play video games, but my daughter bought me ME1 summer before last, and I got hooked. Played ME2 and started playing ME3 last summer. Started ME3 MP by the end of summer. Spent forever just learning how to press the right buttons to do stuff ... on Bronze, then how to do it faster on Silver, and even faster on Gold. Finally, just started playing a few Platinum matches recently and doing OK. I play all PUGs because I doubt that even 5% of players are half my age, and no one my age I know is playing this game or any other game like it.  

 

My daughter said I couldn't play Gold until I got a headset and mike, "cause I would get kicked from the lobby otherwise, so she got me one for Christmas. But, just like everyone is saying in this thread, in 99% of PC PUG gold matches, rarely does anyone say a word.

 

I have had two funny/strange incidents, though, where people spoke. I dropped into a Silver game as the 3rd player with two Geth Juggernauts on Wave 3. It's a pizza delivery, and I'm playing a more nimble character, so I run off, grab the package and head for the zone.

Jugg1: "Drop the package!"

Me: "Why?"

Jugg1: "Drop the package!" And, he starts shooting me.

Me: "Not likely"

Jugg1: "I'm gonna enjoy watching you die!"

I try to walk around them in a narrow halfway, but Jugg1 & Jugg2 both move to block the hallway. So, I take a different route, deliver the package, and proceed to basically play solo for the rest of the match, outscoring both of them. I think I needed one gel the whole match.

 

Afterward, my daughter says, "It was probably two 10 year olds."

 

The other time, I got dropped into a gold match on about Wave 4 playing a human Vanguard, and basically got killed in the LZ almost immediately. PUG1 was nearby and immediately revived me, for which I was grateful. The next wave, I was on the far side of the map near PUG2&3, they went down in a crowd and I couldn't clear the area and revive either one of them without getting killed myself. Then PUG1 goes down in the landing zone. I run the length of the map, kill one or two enemies and try to revive him but momentarily forget I've just charged my acolyte. I release the shot, try to revive him but it's too late and he bleeds out.

 

I apologize on mike for the acolyte mistake, and proceed to start clearing the wave. But PUG 1 now begins a rant that just won't quit, "What are you doing playing gold? You suck. You are useless. Don't play Gold unless you are a team player. At least revive your team-mates, then you won't be totally useless. Don't bother using your solo skills, if you aren't going to revive, you are useless. Just die. Just lie down and die. Give up. Just quit." Anyway, this went on a long time, and I'm leaving out the profanity. Soon, I got irritated and started saying things like, "Hey, maybe you should try getting killed less often." And, "No one stopped you from using a medigel." 

 

Anyway, to get to the point, I was wearing some pretty good consumables, and I hated wasting them, but I thought why waste my time on this team as no one else said a word, and instead of dying, Before clearing the whole wave, I just found cover and quit the game.  

 

After telling my daughter about this one too, she said it sounded like "some pathetic neckbeard.". I asked, "What's a neckbeard?" She said, that's some thirty year old dude with bad hygiene who never shaves, lives with his mother, plays video games in the basement, and thinks they are semi-real and very very important.

 

Most of the time, however, people are very nice in PUGs; they just rarely say very much.


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Playing my Jugg and starting at round three I was being followed by some guy who sounds like Chris Tucker playing a Geth Soldier. Again, I never use a mic.

"Yeah, you're like the big Geth and I' like the little Geth and we gonna run round an' get us some. *Mumble, mumble, incoherent gibberish, added sound effects and more references to gettin' some* Yeah, yeah, come on! That's it."

By round 6…
"So how come you don't talk? You don't like me? You think you too good? Mumble, mumble, incoherent gibberish, a couple of deleted expletives and then blessed silence…"
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Hydra, Collectors, Silver

Playing the Justicar and moving behind a two Scions, one possessed, to get them inside an offensive barrier when all of the sudden,

"Hooold on there, Rabbit! Them 'S'eye-ons' *is dangerous*! You jus' stick with me kid and we'll see yuh throo this!"

It was either the green Krogan Warlord or the Pink Camo Juggernaut - they were working in tandem. Nice kid, really, but I laughed so hard because I have to be at least 25 years older than him from the sound of his voice.
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Playing my Jugg and starting at round three I was being followed by some guy who sounds like Chris Tucker playing a Geth Soldier. Again, I never use a mic.

"Yeah, you're like the big Geth and I' like the little Geth and we gonna run round an' get us some. *Mumble, mumble, incoherent gibberish, added sound effects and more references to gettin' some* Yeah, yeah, come on! That's it."

By round 6…
"So how come you don't talk? You don't like me? You think you too good? Mumble, mumble, incoherent gibberish, a couple of deleted expletives and then blessed silence…"


I'd watch this movie.
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He joined a GIP, on the the landing zone:

Him: OMG I don't even have my powers yet, I'm loading how am I dying without any powers?! "Anyone else have a mic on?"

 

Me: I have one

 

Him: OMG Everything is killing me this Drell sucks!!!!

 

Me: You shouldn't bring a Drell to platinum unless you're expert at it. 

 

Him: "I haven't played this game in forever, I used to be great at Adepts and I remember the Drell being really fast so I thought I'd bring a Drell". 

 

Me: Yeah, Drells are very squishy (then I revived him about 10 times). 



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He joined a GIP, on the the landing zone:
Him: OMG I don't even have my powers yet, I'm loading how am I dying without any powers?! "Anyone else have a mic on?"
 
Me: I have one
 
Him: OMG Everything is killing me this Drell sucks!!!!
 
Me: You shouldn't bring a Drell to platinum unless you're expert at it. 
 
Him: "I haven't played this game in forever, I used to be great at Adepts and I remember the Drell being really fast so I thought I'd bring a Drell". 
 
Me: Yeah, Drells are very squishy (then I revived him about 10 times).

Did this guy actually have no points in his powers? Shame on him. On the Drell, it's awful to have zero points spent. No Reave, no nades, no extra Movement speed. Yeah, that's a recipe for a tough Plat game.

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Did this guy actually have no points in his powers? Shame on him. On the Drell, it's awful to have zero points spent. No Reave, no nades, no extra Movement speed. Yeah, that's a recipe for a tough Plat game.


You still have The Jacket ™ tho ;)
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Did this guy actually have no points in his powers? Shame on him. On the Drell, it's awful to have zero points spent. No Reave, no nades, no extra Movement speed. Yeah, that's a recipe for a tough Plat game.

 

I am not sure, it's a possibility. He said he was playing on his alt account- so maybe he forgot to do that. Even so- say you play a game without assigning your powers, would you not see the power guide/indicator on your screen? 

It might be a glitch or something- because I've been encountering a lot of strange glitches lately. For example I played an entire game where I couldn't switch to my alternate weapon or use missiles for the entire match or any consumables like ops packs. (that sucked FYI lol). 



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Got into a game the other night with two very chatty guys, both were new to the game, N7/CP proves the point.

 

Pug 1: Oh look this guy has a BoTB, that means they have done every challenge. No offence but this person must play this game non-stop, night and day.

 

(*THIS GAME IS TWO YEARS OLD, random person pls*)

 

Pug 2: Laughing.

 

Pug 1: Hey ackey87 do you have a mic? You're best of the best, you ought to have a mic.

 

(*I totally have a mic, but its all the way over there, besides I'm far too stuck up to talk to folk I don't know in lobby.*)

 

Good game tho, I spammed the shizz outta my grenades, tech bursts errywhere! :wub:


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Before I dropped out of the lobby to take a break, a new fourth said something in a Russian accent that sounded vaguely like "PoetryAvenger what are you doing?" Might have been a little bit of an incredulous tone to their voice.

Melee Saboteur, dawg. It's all good.
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I can't remember the players' names but :

 

PUG1: (To PUG2) Are you trying to be a d-bag or just that stupid?

PUG2: What?

PUG1: You're playing a quarian and didn't use your grenades! What sort of quarian doesn't use arcs?

PUG2: The female engineer that doesn't have them as a class ability?

PUG1: Do you think I'm stupid enough to buy that bs? -places kick vote on PUG 2-

Myself, PUG2 and PUG3: Nope -all kick vote Pug1-


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