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[Titus Thongger]

I'm sitting in a lobby with Jrm

random pug1 joins.
'ARGH FINALLY SOMEONE DECENT PLAYING PLATINUM! YES!' *he's using a somewhat okay loadout, nothing impressive*
me and jrm. >.> <.< err... right. cool story?

wave 1 he goes down. *whole host of expletives and he then proceeds to bleed out*

wave 10 hack. Pug says 'I don't have a lot of grenades guys... but I'm going to do my best to thin them out...'

right...

he then proceeds to get grabbed.

Pug: OH **** NO NO NO!

* I saw it coming a mile away and missle to save him*

PuG: Oh my god. I'm alive! I thought I was done for!

He was the most serious PuG ever. was funny though. wonder if he takes the rest of life that seriously

[Red Panda]

PUG 1: Cryo rounds? A falcon? quarian engineer? You serious?
PUG 2: Yeah, bro, I don't think that's a good kit for gold geth.
PUG 3: Don't kick this guy, I wanna see them get owned.

Result: Me outscore pugs using incinerate, cryo blast, and cryo rounds on a falcon.
Full Extraction. Flawless Victory. Host leaves in shame.

[Titus Thongger]

OperatingWookie wrote...

PUG 1: Cryo rounds? A falcon? quarian engineer? You serious?
PUG 2: Yeah, bro, I don't think that's a good kit for gold geth.
PUG 3: Don't kick this guy, I wanna see them get owned.

Result: Me outscore pugs using incinerate, cryo blast, and cryo rounds on a falcon.
Full Extraction. Flawless Victory. Host leaves in shame.

you did good son

you did good

[Moby]

Keep 'em coming.

[acicm2]

"just got the spitfire, cant wait to use it"


my reaction when I heard that.

[IcarusAloft]

Titus Thongger wrote...

OperatingWookie wrote...

PUG 1: Cryo rounds? A falcon? quarian engineer? You serious?
PUG 2: Yeah, bro, I don't think that's a good kit for gold geth.
PUG 3: Don't kick this guy, I wanna see them get owned.

Result: Me outscore pugs using incinerate, cryo blast, and cryo rounds on a falcon.
Full Extraction. Flawless Victory. Host leaves in shame.

you did good son

you did good

Always love these moments.  Similar loadout on the HSol specced for chilly concussive shots always makes the pugs choke.

[Dalakaar]

Had a Russian scream at me in slick English to get in the box of shame on a U/U/P that turned out to be Rio/Reapers.

I declined his gracious offer and proceeded to kill many things.

[BobGraceful30]

Glacier: 'Quick there's only a minute left get back here and I'll cover you'

[Xar-ko]

acicm2 wrote...

"just got the spitfire, cant wait to use it"

..but thats what everyone said when they first got spitfire. Whats better than getting Old Painless? It not their fault it sux

[NickSTA_Gold]

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

Modifié par NickSTA_Gold, 02 avril 2013 - 11:03 .

[Tallgeese_VII]

NickSTA_Gold wrote...

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

What.. he could have easily abandoned the game and make more credits during that 3 hours...

We do need more persistent soldier like him.

[DiBiasse]

NickSTA_Gold wrote...

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

 ...

Modifié par DiBiasse, 02 avril 2013 - 11:21 .

[NickSTA_Gold]

Tallgeese_VII wrote...

NickSTA_Gold wrote...

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

What.. he could have easily abandoned the game and make more credits during that 3 hours...

We do need more persistent soldier like him.

The wierd this was he was really good and probaly could have finished the game himself.
It's not about the credits - its about the victory  

[Amusingthree93]

NickSTA_Gold wrote...

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

[PeefRimgar]

Paynez wrote...

I love having an N7 120 and PUGs think I'm really bad and try to kick me and then I outscore them all.

Thank GOD i'm not the only one who has an N7 120 and has at least 1 kick vote when i join a gold game

[Nutuku]

PUG: Hello?

Silence all the match

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It was Hydra, Collectors, Gold and everyone but me got sync-killed. When they got up 2 of them said: SWEEEEEEETTT!!!

[Titus Thongger]

when I carried a gold reapers goddess game yesterday. I blast through 4 gels, all my missiles and tons of ops packs carrying them.

and the end of the game. some pug has the audacity to say.

'Good job team'

>:L

[TouchedByYou]

Back a couple weeks after release day, I was moving on to Gold and I exclusively did pug matches.

We got a 4 points device. This dude had one of the mics with an on/off switch, and he'd turn it on (tshhh) and say, "disabling device 1." (tshhh) Device disabled. (tshhh) "Device 1 done. Going to device 2." (tshhh) ...... (tshhh) "Disabling device 2." (tshhh) Half are done. (tshhh) "Device 2 done. Going for 3." (tshhh)

You get the picture.

[PureGeth]

"Come on, let's ready up! I can outscore all you $!@#%es!"

Guy was level 1 on Gold, no gear, using an Avenger IV.

Modifié par PureGeth, 03 avril 2013 - 06:07 .

[Psycho Mantis I]

"Oh my god we must kick this Drell Vanguard. The Drells are the worst characters in mp"
" Why are you using the Female Quarian Infiltrator on a match versus Reapers/Collectors? She is only good versus Geth"

I always get my jimmies rustled with the second one.

Everyone goes down but me on wave 5.
"Just die already we aren't going to make it to extraction!"
Then i proceed to carry them to extraction and they say "you are hacking you haven't fallen once on the Drell and you are shooting the claymore so fast i'm reporting you"
"how come he doesn't have a missile on his back!? He must of hacked it so he can kill all the enemies easily.

[LegionofRannoch]

Titus Thongger wrote...

I'm sitting in a lobby with Jrm

random pug1 joins.
'ARGH FINALLY SOMEONE DECENT PLAYING PLATINUM! YES!' *he's using a somewhat okay loadout, nothing impressive*
me and jrm. >.> <.< err... right. cool story?

wave 1 he goes down. *whole host of expletives and he then proceeds to bleed out*

wave 10 hack. Pug says 'I don't have a lot of grenades guys... but I'm going to do my best to thin them out...'

right...

he then proceeds to get grabbed.

Pug: OH **** NO NO NO!

* I saw it coming a mile away and missle to save him*

PuG: Oh my god. I'm alive! I thought I was done for!

He was the most serious PuG ever. was funny though. wonder if he takes the rest of life that seriously

i thought mass effect was srs bsns.

[MasterPeras]

It's becouse of Davinchi pose

[Titus Thongger]

another time when I was using the lolreegar and lolharrier on my no shame MQI arc grenading spawn nuking fellow.

pug. have you no shame man!!!?
me. what?
pug. the reegar? seriously?
me. problem bro?
pug. there's a special place in hell for people who use the reegar.
me. *laugh* I hope you're joking.
pug. people who laugh at me also go to hell.
me. I'm not sure what I've done to offend you.
pug. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL BUDDY!

so weird.

Modifié par Titus Thongger, 03 avril 2013 - 07:00 .

[soulstriker09]

 ^Where do you find these pugs o__O
No shame MQI? Yep, see you in hell. XD

[Criz]

I'm guilty of not having a mic (PC) myself and it's true that on PC you don't often hear people on PUGs, but that might be a good thing.

If two people have a mic and they talk in their mother tongue, okey, but the thing that really gets to me is if someone doesn't talk, but just breathes heavily into their mic , hack away on their poor keyboard (contrary to popular believe, hitting a key harder does not make it more effective) or you get all those surrounding noises and other people talking to them about whatever ...

More noteworthy perhaps was the guy who made walruss noises (search for 'talking walruss' on Youtube, that should give a good idea) and the other day someone died at the beginning of a wave and then started munching chips or some other nibbles rather noisily, same thing the very moment we extracted

so please, if you do not use your mic to talk  to people, consider turning it off