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[bauzabauza]

¿Y estan equivocados?

 

(Are they wrong?) <-- Translation for the illiterate

 

mi abogado me dijo que no conteste mas preguntas jajajajajajaja

 

my lawyer told me not answer any questions hahahahaha

[crashsuit]

It finally happened. I ran into a melee Jug who kept complaining about people stealing his kills.

[EnemySpinach]

"He, Ranylyn, pourquoi tu utilises cet fusil? Ca pu de la merde!"

Translation: Hey, Ranylyn, why are you using that gun? It reeks of ****!"

The gun in question was an Arc Pistol X.



EDIT:

"Why are you playing a VOLUS!? On PLATINUM!?"

[EnemySpinach]

Pardon the double post, but I remembered a funny one from awhile back that I just have to share.

This is more about "the things I say with an audience" but I was a pug to these guys, technically, so yeah ;p
 

 

Pug: All right, we have our fourth member, and we are ready to start! And they have a mic, too! Heya, Ran, I'm doing a livestream! And judging from your stats, my viewers are about to see some high level play!
Me: Hey hey hey, it's Ranylyn again! Hijacking this stream as if it was my own LP! Today, we're playing some Mass Effect 3, and I'm going to shut up before my team decides not to revive me!

*a few minutes of me being silent, later, the host checked the stream chat between waves*

Pug: Damnit, Ran, the chat is going wild for you, they want you to say more!
Me: I'm here to kick names, and take ass, and I'm all out of names!
Pug: *laughing* Wait, what?
Me: GET OVER HERE, NEMESIS! YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Pug: Please tell me you don't have your own stream. I'd be out of viewers!

Me: Nah. I don't have the attention span to - ooh, a phantom! Wheeeee~!

 

I never did go see if he really was streaming or if he was just pulling my leg. But if he was, this video might actually exist somewhere. Sadly, I forget his username, now, so I'd have no way of looking this up.

[K_O_513]

There was a guy (who was using a Geth Juggernaut) talking in a Geth's voice. Idk what he did to his mic but he had a really deep voice and sounded like he was talking into a fan

[Hurriedthrone50]

From my latest PUG. 

 

"Humm which guns should I use..., I think I'll ditch the sniper (Indra) and use the Crusader" 

 

"I hope I got explosive rounds, I really feel like using them,... yes! I do!"

 

"We'll give this guy ten seconds to ready up, 10, 9, 8, 7, 12, 4, 2...... I forgot how to count" 

 

"This shotgun makes no sense" 

 

"I really wish I could upgrade my equipment" five seconds later "what is Geth scanner???"

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

"Sorry to say this, but that marksmad is an idiot."

 

After I was taken down by a Brute for about the 7th time in the game. Thing is, the lag was impressive at my end...I was synced by one Brute from about 50 yards away....

[Hurriedthrone50]

So the game starts and it turns out one of the pugs has the exact same colours as me, red underlay with black and white camo, he was a Salarian and I was a Krogan. So I send him a message alone the lines of 

 

Me- "You Salarians may have the blood of my people on your hands, but I like your style."

 

Two games later he replies

 

PUG - "I was a salarian then an asari. now im a raloi.....???"

 

me - "what??" -  as I had never heard of the Raloi before. 

 

To which he responds.

 

PUG - "crap im a hanar prostitute." 

[Slojack]

Pug1 about me - for having that many challenge points he wasn't all that.

I haven't played in months.

I plug in mic. "I've forgotten more about playing this game than you will ever know"

[EnemySpinach]

"Get the **** out of my game. Everyone knows the Juggernaut can't do anything but melee, and I'm sick of you ****ers not even having the common decency to equip the Batarian Gauntlet so you actually do any damage! I'M DEAD ****ING SERIOUS, GET THE **** OUT!"

Me: EL OH EL! Considering your N7 and challenge score are both under 100, I'm going to assume I know better than you. So no.

*pug ragequits*

[LaughingBanana]

Talking to his friend in the same lobby:

 

"So what would you rather choose? Getting a lapdance from a Turian or getting a hug from a Krogan?"

 

Also.

 

"So I finally figured out why I dreamed of you of being a black woman last night."

 

Both of them are guys.

[crashsuit]

NickFit21 got to hear some of my lag-related rants. Other than the lag though it went pretty well for Cerberus Dagger.

[PurpGuy1]

Talking to his friend in the same lobby:

 

"So what would you rather choose? Getting a lapdance from a Turian or getting a hug from a Krogan?"

 

 

Make it a Cabal and I'm game

[OniGanon]

Me: I'm here to kick names, and take ass, and I'm all out of names!

Pug: *laughing* Wait, what?
Me: GET OVER HERE, NEMESIS! YOUR ASS IS MINE!

 

This is the greatest thing I've read all week.

[J. Peterman]

 

I responded with "No" then got this

 

 

In the middle of all that, the other person in the lobby sent me this...

 

[PatrickBateman]

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

 
I responded with "No" then got this
 

 
In the middle of all that, the other person in the lobby sent me this...
 

Im so glad PC doesn't have this message feature for public.

And did you stop being black?lol

[J. Peterman]

Im so glad PC doesn't have this message feature for public.

And did you stop being black?lol

 

It's actually funny. I get more hatemail than most.

 

I also did try to stop being black, but his/her mom wasn't pleased.

[smeckie]

 
I responded with "No" then got this
 

 
In the middle of all that, the other person in the lobby sent me this...
 

lol your a magnet for that crap. You get the best stuff, although I'm quite pleased with Killfire117's horse humping piece of **** voice message rant I recieved.

[bauzabauza]

 

I also did try to stop being black, but his/her mom wasn't pleased.

 

[lonerenforcer9]

So I'm sure there on plenty of posts of "variation on [what I'm about to say]," but who's to say that it isn't somewhat humorous the 10th time around?

 

So I'm hosting UUP and get two people who have absolutely no business being there (let's say N7s < 30, lvl 1 common items, no gear, character level ~ 10 etc.). I decide fair is fair, and switch to a difficulty that's more in line with these gentlemen's (gentle ladies') loadouts - bronze. A gentleman with a mic notices this right away and says "come on man, switch it to silver, we can at least do silver." (lol at him saying we should do silver when he was searching for a PLAT GAME?! hah!). I don't do a thing.

 

Not long after, a Geth Juggernaut joins the team. He's level 12 or so, has a lvl 1 Juggernaut Shield and a Mantis level 3 or somesuch (about right, since he prolly searched for a bronze match). So this same gentleman says - as soon as he sees this other gentleman join - "c'mon man we got the geth jugg guy now, he's invincible we can do platinum for sure now."

 

As much as I wanted to switch it to platinum and stay, I didn't. 

[lonerenforcer9]

 

I responded with "No" then got this

 

 

In the middle of all that, the other person in the lobby sent me this...

 

 

Ummmmm you aren't s'posed to post other ppls GTs, PSNs, IDs etc. on here. Actually scratch that, this was hilarious. Gimme more

 

And also why was his/her mother upset when you tried to stop being black? I'm 5 and don't get it.

[DBlack930]

I spent a few minutes watching a guy stream on twitch.  He was terrible and had no business in gold, but 1 of his 2 friends was pretty good so they were trying to get thru some gold games together.  Some random drops into the fourth slot in the lobby, and the friend (the one who is good enough that I expected him to know better) says, "This guy again.  Kick him."  The streamer doesn't remember why, so the friend explains, "He's the guy who just sat on the other side of the map for the whole extraction wave while we tried to hold down the LZ.  Kick him."  Sure enough: 1, 2, 3 kick votes appear, and the guy's gone.

[J. Peterman]

Ummmmm you aren't s'posed to post other ppls GTs, PSNs, IDs etc. on here. Actually scratch that, this was hilarious. Gimme more
 
And also why was his/her mother upset when you tried to stop being black? I'm 5 and don't get it.

It's rated R unfortunately.