I played with this one guy who was a salarian infiltrator. While he was trying to do the 4 device hack, me and the other guy kept the enemies busy, but there was this one low level human vanguard that was following him around. I guess he was trying to protect him, but that salarian kept saying "GET the F**K away from me dude!!...you are going to attract them to me!!"
I guess the pug meant well, but it was hilarious hearing that salarian complain about that pug just trying to protect him.... 
I played with this one guy who was a salarian infiltrator. While he was trying to do the 4 device hack, me and the other guy kept the enemies busy, but there was this one low level human vanguard that was following him around. I guess he was trying to protect him, but that salarian kept saying "GET the F**K away from me dude!!...you are going to attract them to me!!"
I guess the pug meant well, but it was hilarious hearing that salarian complain about that pug just trying to protect him....
lol That always makes me smile when newbs do that and I always laugh when they get down and 'help' with the device.
lol That always makes me smile when newbs do that and I always laugh when they get down and 'help' with the device.
"What the **** is going on! GUY SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. WHY ARE THE PRAETORIANS ATTACKING EACH OTHER WHY IS THERE CENTURIONS WHY ARE THERE LOTS OF ENEMIES WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME WHY WHY WHY MOTHERFU**ING WHY"
"What the **** is going on! GUY SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. WHY ARE THE PRAETORIANS ATTACKING EACH OTHER WHY IS THERE CENTURIONS WHY ARE THERE LOTS OF ENEMIES WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME WHY WHY WHY MOTHERFU**ING WHY"
Haha, nice.
"What the **** is going on! GUY SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. WHY ARE THE PRAETORIANS ATTACKING EACH OTHER WHY IS THERE CENTURIONS WHY ARE THERE LOTS OF ENEMIES WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME WHY WHY WHY MOTHERFU**ING WHY"
Reminds me of the time when someone said to me, "How the f*ck do you get Brutes on Pull?" Never gets old...
This 1 doesn't happen much anymore but I loved hearing " geth get a bonus while using the widow
tbh, it is kind of misleading considering how the Widow was originally a geth weapon. At least, in ME2 it was. The ME3 variant counts as being a human weapon.
tbh, it is kind of misleading considering how the Widow was originally a geth weapon. At least, in ME2 it was. The ME3 variant counts as being a human weapon.
To be fair, in the description the Widow and Black Widow are both described as variants on the ME2 weapon. Which makes sense, since IIRC the Widow was too cumbersome for a non-synthetic (or Shepard) to use.
"Wait, you can play Volus in this? How do you do that?
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...You guys are soaking a lot of damage!"
It's good to still have new players showing up.
Lift Nades are the best Nades in the game.
Wait, pugs can talk?! When did this happen? I was convinced that all pugs were just badly programmed AIs the game threw in with you when it couldn't find any actual players.
To be fair, in the description the Widow and Black Widow are both described as variants on the ME2 weapon. Which makes sense, since IIRC the Widow was too cumbersome for a non-synthetic (or Shepard) to use.
Yeah, but they're human-made variants on them, just like the design for the Raptor is based on a turian rifle, despite it being a human-made weapon.
Also, the recoil on the Widow was also a big issue, being worse than the Claymore, iirc.
Damn, been a while since I've played ME3 MP. Been tempted to go back to it, but DA MP just keeps pulling me back. Will have to try to jump back on it some time soon...
**** you - stop stealing my kills!
Says the heavy melee everything puggernaut - well sorry but when I play GI/BW everything in sight dies, coulden't care less about your melee kills mr L2P Puggernaut.
Heard many times on Rio:
"Get the ***** out of the middle!! Get the **** out of the middle dumb *****'s!!"
as pugs who decided to camp the spawn area get blasted in cover from Scions/Ravagers/Atlas/Praetorians/Palm Blasters AND if still surviing after all that now gets synch-killed by other units that *snuck up* on them while in cover.
Never gets old watching this play out 
If Cereberus is on the map and they say "Man down, Man Down!" it very well may be your team mate and not them
"Stop using Cryo Blast on bosses! Can't you see that they aren't freezing!?"
Haha...when i first tried a gold map, which was white/gold/geth.....i was using the FQE (she used to be my fav) and this was when folks used the white map to camp. So whenever i saw enemies come down the ramp i would hit them with Cryo Blast to slow their decent giving other teammates time to finish them off, but whenever i did this i always heard..."who the f**k keeps using Cryo Blast?...stop using that s**t!!".... ...
i was pretty new to the game at the time and i guess i should have mixed in inferno blast with it, but i thought slowing them down would stop them from overwhelming us.
Gold, dagger, cerberus with my QFE. "Head to the bunker!" The slaughter...
By wave 5, team had been wiped (again) and i'm gelling/rocketing and go down. "just stay down."
I finished with 65K with the rest of the team combining for about 80k. I switch to bat-soldier for a silver game with them which went well (minus some over zealous rocket use against atlases).
STOP SPAMMING BIOTIC EXPLOSIONS, THEIR BLOWING MY EARS AWAY
DUDE, SERIOUSLY, STOP IT, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
THATS IT, I AM OUTTA HERE
Salty Pug accusing me of using a trainer AND a aimbot. Follow by a kick at the end of the game. Ironic since he's the one with 6/6/6/6/6 characters. Hilariously I was streaming on twitch and recorded everything. Chat got a good laugh out of it. Enjoy the 3 mins of salt and brine.
http://www.twitch.tv...aming/c/6269705
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