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[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Psycho Mantis I wrote...

"Oh my god we must kick this Drell Vanguard. The Drells are the worst characters in mp"
" Why are you using the Female Quarian Infiltrator on a match versus Reapers/Collectors? She is only good versus Geth"

I always get my jimmies rustled with the second one.

Everyone goes down but me on wave 5.
"Just die already we aren't going to make it to extraction!"
Then i proceed to carry them to extraction and they say "you are hacking you haven't fallen once on the Drell and you are shooting the claymore so fast i'm reporting you"
"how come he doesn't have a missile on his back!? He must of hacked it so he can kill all the enemies easily.

Good games the other day. Didn't realise you were from BSN.

[jrm_ayun]

 Krogan pug being un-Krogan like
us: You should be more krogan like this "For tuchanka!" melee stuff
pug: Proceeds to grow a quad and be a krogan
us: "That's right"
pug: "This is the best game I've ever had"

Modifié par jrm_ayun, 03 avril 2013 - 07:33 .

[OniGanon]

I'm on PC so mostly it's just silence. Either that or constant chatter in some European language.

schwarzweiss wrote...

In lobby
Pug1 : Look at him he is using the QFI you know that we are playing Reapers right what you wanna do Sabotage a Banshee Lol?
Pug2: Lol hm he uses Sniper Rifle Rail Amp  maybe he´s just shooting and using Grenades.

In Game
Wave 9 all Pugs got sync killd and I killd the last Banshee only with Sabotage:P

That would've taken, like, forever. But still, you're officially awesome for doing that.

[ThomasFSM]

On PC the whole game silence and then somebody at the end of Wave 11 - "15(or 10 or 20) seconds left" This is top 1 on PC I think.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

Titus Thongger wrote...

and the end of the game. some pug has the audacity to say.

'Good job team'

>:L

Lol. It's always funny when that happens. It's even funnier when they all ready up straight away in the lobby expecting you to do the same thing again.

I can't speak for everyone, but I absolutely hate soloing, so I'd rather not go through that again.

[mybudgee]

"krogan are fat"

[Pepperlexion]

MOAR!

[ThomasFSM]

mybudgee wrote...

"krogan are fat"

Wrong! Look how elegantly they are descending a ladder.

[Kittstalkur]

b00g13man wrote...

Titus Thongger wrote...

and the end of the game. some pug has the audacity to say.

'Good job team'

>:L

Lol. It's always funny when that happens. It's even funnier when they all ready up straight away in the lobby expecting you to do the same thing again.

I can't speak for everyone, but I absolutely hate soloing, so I'd rather not go through that again.

That's influenced a lot of my decisions, certainly. I'm not even particularly fast at soloing but I'd rather do a 45 minute Gold solo than a 35 minute gold game with two guys who don't know their arses from their guns.

[longgamma]

One brave Krogan charged bravely into the spawn in the bottom of the basement in Glacier and ran back to us screaming "phantoms!". The poor guy was being chased by four angry phantoms on Wave 11. He ran straight to the LZ near and camped there till extraction.

[Caineghis2500]

"Oh sh*t its caineghis. Save your equipment guys"

[Zorinho20_CRO]

During the operation Tribute:
Pug:"Sorry,but you have to leave my lobby"
Me(as Batarian soldier):"Why?"
Pug:"We don´t play with hackers!"
Me:"I´m no hacker,it is operation and you have to use the Avenger!"
Pug:"I don´t care,I hate Batarians!"

[Star fury]

Angry kid's voice:

"Is anybody from Russia here?!"

Nobody answers.

"IS ANYBODY FROM RUSSIA HERE!?"

Still silence.

*Angry russian kid leaves the game.* Thank god.

[Tatsumaki]

The absolute worst thing I have had a PUG 'say' is one having no push to talk enabled and a Banshee's scream from her speakers, into her mic, and back out again via voice chat.
You thought nails on a chalk board was bad?

[BronzTrooper]

NickSTA_Gold wrote...

Weirdest thing for me was joined a dagger silver game  to hear a PUG say "FINALLY" and spawn in with only him and a lone nemesis in the game, he was really excited and happy and said "I thought no-one would ever join" so i laughed and killed the nemesis and asked him how long he'd been waiting:
"about 3 hours"
me:"why didn't you just leave???
him: "last shotgun rail amp"
i unplugged my mike.

* facepalm *

[sabreracer]

Wave 10 Escort on Rio about 10m to go nothing nearby.

"Anybody got a missile?"
"Why?"
"They're all bunched up back there I thought if we missile them now"
*facepalm*
"not yet"

[MrsFlyingKebab]

'CHARGE YOU FREAKIN RETARD!!!!' (said with pubescent voice breaking) as he tries to vanguard all teh things with limited success. He wasted his medigels by gelling as I was reviving him. Needless to say he ran out of gels and ended up bleeding out, leaving me to solo the wave...then all i can hear is 'OMG OMG please don't die, please don't die, OMG OMG'
I wish I'd had a mic in those days but I laughed!

And the other day, turning to a friend so we could compare weapon sizes (fnarr fnarr) as we do when sniping, and waving them at each others faces...from a PUG I hear 'hurrr hurr huurr you said compare weapon sizes hurr hurr' and I reply 'I know ' (rolls eyes)
Later on he redeemed himself by calling to his wife that she 'looked like a banshee in the morning' and didn't she think so?

(jim)

[hlldazzer]

Had one pug get irate with me and kept calling me a dog, apparently the job of an infiltrator is to revive all that go down, not taking into account my turian was geared for damage and a 5 sec cloak wouldnT get me to the other end of the map, still kept calling me a dog, so I replyed in a very adult manner I just said "WOOF WOOF"

[Disciple888]

I once ran into a pug role playing a krogan on the mic.

While playing a huntress.....

[Chardonney]

Firebase White, Gold, Reapers... and a young kid with a annoying high-pitch voice. He was using a level 20 human sentinel or soldier - can't recall which one - and he just couldn't stay alive. He didn't stay in cover and kept dying constantly; the few first waves were like an unending revive fest and every wave went like...

Kid: "I'm not really good at this" *giggle... giggle... giggle* 
Rest of the team: *Silence*
Kid: (Runs around in the open at the LZ taking damage) *Giggle... giggle... giggle...*  "I not very good at this." *giggle... giggle... giggle*
Rest of the team: *Silence"
Kid: (Dies)  "I'm down. Help me! Please help me! *giggle... giggle... giggle...*  "Please help me! Please help me! Please help me!"

This goes on for several waves. Finally on wave six or seven the rest of us couldn't take it anymore.

Kid: (Dies again on the other side of the map... feels like a hundred time)  "I'm down. Help me! Please help me! *giggle... giggle... giggle...*  "Please help me! Please help me! Please help me!" *giggle... giggle... giggle...*
Team member 2: "Shut the f* up!"
Me: "If you can't use a freaking cover and stay close, don't expect us to revive you!"
Team member 4: "Shut up!"
Kid: "Okay." *giggle... giggle... giggle... giggle...*



We could've just left the match but the rest of us were doing well and having fun, so we choose to ignore the kid as long as we could.  But, God, he was annoying.

Modifié par Chardonney, 03 avril 2013 - 11:58 .

[Veganterror]

MOAR!

[DiBiasse]

pug 1: I saw the funniest thing last night - a black dude in the club parking lot blasting his car radio

pug 2: Ah man I hate when they do that ****, it's like you're already black, should you really be doing that?


I mean it's not as bad as COD, but still super random and unnecessary.  

Modifié par DiBiasse, 03 avril 2013 - 12:00 .

[Zorinho20_CRO]

LineHolder wrote...

zorinho20 wrote...

During the operation Tribute:
Pug:"Sorry,but you have to leave my lobby"
Me(as Batarian soldier):"Why?"
Pug:"We don´t play with hackers!"
Me:"I´m no hacker,it is operation and you have to use the Avenger!"
Pug:"I don´t care,I hate Batarians!"

Me too. My 'Shepard da Mindoir' hates them with a passion.

I hated them too,but now I really like them.
Batarians are simple too good to be skipped.

[ToYz_R_RusH]

caineghis2500 wrote...

"Oh sh*t its caineghis. Save your equipment guys"

Can you blame them?