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[Salarian Master Race]

Dropped GiP Hazard Glacier/Collectors/Silver.  Got Wave 10 Device Activations, one of the pugs got on the mic and said "We are so boned"

 

Luckily I showed up just in time to save them from their certain doom

[Pokeyzilla]

'How can you have so much stuff when your N7 rank is 150?!'

 

'Nooooo! who trapped me in the furnace?' - satisfying 

 

'Pokey, save us Pokey'

[scotchegg428]

"You should use overload on brutes to set off biotic explosions"

 

Me and my HFA leave on the spot.

[MrsFlyingKebab]

Switched on his mic when no one else was using theirs to say

'wtf, that's the second time that banshee has grabbed me, bullshit etc etc'

 

Hmm, different wave, different banshee m'dear 

 

Also, it might be wise to keep your flying Turian well clear of her grabbing hands then... 

[NuclearTech76]

Had a pug enumerate the ways the Drellguard sucks after I choose him. 275K later there was nothing but blissful silence over the mic. I still had four rockets. 

[grailseeker91]

PUG 2 to PUG 1 (the host): Are you going to equip anything?

 

PUG 1: Equipment is for scrubs that need to learn how to play

 

PUG 3: Not even a gear bonus?

 

PUG 1: Gear is for ******

 

PUG 2: You're hosting a preset geth game as a reegar kroguard if gear is for ****** what does that make you?

 

PUG 1: Shut up noob let the master show you how it's done.

 

-I stay quiet and just ready up thinking let them play how they want I'll just do my thing and have fun- 

After the match: -insert E-peen brag about how awesome I am since it seems to be mandatory whenever we talk about PUGs-

[Kick The Chair]

Pugs "Hey, it's Dave Mustaine!"

[GruntKitterhand]

Pugs "Hey, it's Dave Mustaine!"

 

2nd Pug, "Yeah, didn't he used to be somebody?"

[Kick The Chair]

^ Ask Metallica how they doing without any more of my material to rip off?

[D-Rock0713]

^ Ask Metallica how they doing without any more of my material to rip off?

As one of the most successful bands in the world, they probably did fine

[Kick The Chair]

Doing fine living off my old good material, yes.

[GruntKitterhand]

^ Ask Metallica how they doing without any more of my material to rip off?

 

Oh yeah, another band that spends more money on its hair than on guitar strings.  And sues its own fans.  I'd really brag about them ripping me off too if I was in your position Dave!  Their version of Whiskey In The Jar stands alone in Rock Music as the greatest Flaming Abomination this side of Firebase Reactor Hazard.  So I guess there's that to comfort you. 

[Kick The Chair]

Careful, I know Heavy Melee Black Belt.

[PatrickBateman]

Finally someone talking, and he was funny.

 

Try hard TGI/Carrier X joins Collectors/London/Platinum early on in wave 1.

 

The guy likes to nuke spawns "Oh Yeah! Killstreak!" The funny thing was the way he said it, like he was really satisfied with the results.

 

By wave 10 we have devices, Another pug starts to randomly missile preatoreans etc far away from any device - the try hard TGI tells him "You do realize that they will just respawn right".

 

He's totally right about that of course, but by the start of wave 11 he runs off to nuke himself a big fat spawn....

 

 

Pugs man, pugs......

[EnemySpinach]

So I go onto my main account to test something with a kit I don't have on my alt yet.

Some tryhard with over 20k N7 and over 100k Challenge points kicked me for "being too noob." From SILVER.

"Yeah, sorry man, but you're a ****ing scrub, I don't want you in my game."

Hey, man, if you don't want me in your game, that's your choice, but you're the one with the absurd stats and maxed URs STICKING TO SILVER, so who's the scrub?

[PatrickBateman]

haha yeah, maxed URs in silver is a bit over kill.

[Salarian Master Race]

damnit biovar i'm out of likes and the day's only half over

[D-Rock0713]

Is there really a limit on likes?

[PatrickBateman]

yes there is

[PatrickBateman]

It's like Biovar don't like to many of them.......

[DaemionMoadrin]

Is there really a limit on likes?

 

I have yet to find mine. Perhaps I should like things more.

[Salarian Master Race]

The worst part is that there is no "ding dong it's midnight here are all of your Likes back", nonono, it REMEMBERS when you used EACH AND EVERY LAST SINGLE ONE OF THEM, and 24 hours later, you get that ONE LIKE back.

 

So here I am thinking "Great, I have Likes again!  Now I can catch up on all the posts I left open to give Likes to later!"  but then reality hits when I soon discover that I only got one Like back, so my poor web browser has to keep 20 tabs open for another 16 hours or so.

 

And the backlog gets worse from there.  Sometimes when I just cannot stay awake any longer, I turn the computer off and go to bed.  So apologies if you think you did not receive a Like and you thought you should.  I'm doing the best I can with what Biovar is giving me.

[EnemySpinach]

It's all cool, I just see likes as "neat, someone enjoyed that post."

I-it's not like I'm c-collecting them or anything! Baka!

 

(What? Who says I want senpai to notice me? Senpai can notice whoever he wants! They'll just be dead if they're not me!)

 

Speaking of stupid PUGs, did I mention that one guy who flipped out about me being a level 9 in Gold? Infiltrator with Arc Pistol X. He spazzes out on me about "all you'll be able to do is die! You're useless, get out of here!" Meanwhile, the other two players from the game before had been outscored by me at level 1 with one point in cloak and one point in Electric Slash.

The kicker? This guy had very high stats. He should know by taking one look at my gear (Arc Pistol X, Geth Scanner, AP4 Ammo, etc) that I mean business. I even remember his PSN ID. In fact, I just looked it up, this is his manifest Over 4000 hours played. Does not know how good Arc Pistol and Inmfiltrators are. His manifest is as follows: http://social.biowar...CI&platform=ps3
 

[Ironhead34]

The worst part is that there is no "ding dong it's midnight here are all of your Likes back", nonono, it REMEMBERS when you used EACH AND EVERY LAST SINGLE ONE OF THEM, and 24 hours later, you get that ONE LIKE back.

 

So here I am thinking "Great, I have Likes again!  Now I can catch up on all the posts I left open to give Likes to later!"  but then reality hits when I soon discover that I only got one Like back, so my poor web browser has to keep 20 tabs open for another 16 hours or so.

 

And the backlog gets worse from there.  Sometimes when I just cannot stay awake any longer, I turn the computer off and go to bed.  So apologies if you think you did not receive a Like and you thought you should.  I'm doing the best I can with what Biovar is giving me.

 

I am liking this just because, well, it seems appropriate.

[Salarian Master Race]

I am liking this just because, well, it seems appropriate.

 

Great, one more tab to keep open now, because now I owe you a Return Like.

 

You're part of the problem!