This is all I did yesterday pugging in the rat covenant;
THE LATEST IN DARK SOULS II TROLLING;
35-2 win loss ratio with the cheesiest, twinkiest build & tactics I could muster. The sad part was, I started enjoying the massacre and msg's saying. "What the heck just happened? And how did you summon me?"
But tomorrow. I'm secretly entering the ME3mp X-Box arena to infiltrate as a pug in disguise for one day to once again study the natural pug life of ME3mp.
Wish me luck!
Landed in a UUP lobby with 2 PUGs who apparently knew each other (friends maybe?)
PUG 1 (host): <saw my stats> OMG OMG is this for real we finally get to play Platinum I can't believe it!!!
PUG2 gave a flat "yeah".
Wave 1 both promptly died twice. Halfway through wave 2 PUG1 was called away by his mum I think and disconnected (imagine his face, poor guy). PUG2 followed shortly after.
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Another one from last year. Prepped up my fav kit, DAI with BW II. Landed in a UUP lobby with a Kroguard host, then another DAI joined in. Kroguard proceeding to tell me to change to another kit simply because the other guy (whose neither N7 nor CP reached 3 digits) got a BW VIII so he must be better than me. Ok, I thought, and picked TGI for the stim packs. The DAI with BW VIII was hilariously incompetent. I let both PUGs bleed out in every wave.
"This game is boring, everything's dying so fast" . Game-duration was 19something and they scored ~ 40k. 
Experienced looking Claymore Krosol shows up in my lobby, heavy melee him but he does not headbutt in return. Red flag.
I had a string of bad matches so I unashamedly play onhost Fury Acolyte Hurricane, Adrenaline III.
UUG gives London Geth, I stop to reconsider my life choices.
Wave 7 or so...
Pug: "So much for my ****** Inferno Grenades if you're running a ****** Acolyte."
Match continues on smoothly until we get to next round, I switch to Thermal Clip/Heatsink Hurricane Tsol.
Same Pug: "Do you put the ****** Acolyte on EVERYTHING?" /ragequit
So... When I'm being a tool and running on-host Fury or infinite ammo Hurricane Tsol- apparently the ACOLYTE I use to carry PuGs through Phantom waves is the OP problem?
Dead Pug turns on his mic: "Hey, who the hell keeps taking away the guardians shield and doesn't kill them?" "You know that makes them fight harder,right?"
Me.
Guilty.
was using a Drell dept....Pull can be an amusing power,people....I would take away their shields then walk away.
pug 1: What do you think Annihilation Field does?
pug 2: I have no idea. Don't put any experience points into it.
Me: ( Exits the lobby )
To be fair some of those description on what powers do kind of suck.
To be fair some of those description on what powers do kind of suck.
Yeah, the Valkyrie especially is the vaguest class ever in its role and what to do with its powers. It's a field that... annihilates?
I remembered I talked to this one pug at one point when I was an arc pistol enthusiast he said "oh but the arc pistol is only good for geth and cerberus" I didn't know there was such thing as certain guns only being good against certain factions.
Because the Arc Pistol shoots bolts of electricity that are good against Shields but not against Barriers and Armor.
Pug Headknowledge
Because the Arc Pistol shoots bolts of electricity that are good against Shields but not against Barriers and Armor.
Pug Headknowledge
And I can use it with incendiary ammo to make it good against Armour and use some warp cheese with it to make it even better against armour.
Pug: "So much for my ****** Inferno Grenades if you're running a ****** Acolyte."
Match continues on smoothly until we get to next round, I switch to Thermal Clip/Heatsink Hurricane Tsol.
Same Pug: "Do you put the ****** Acolyte on EVERYTHING?" /ragequit
I don't even understand what he means. 
Seems like a L2Rage problem.
some cool loko in a platium nightmare in wave 8 vs collectors, "hey hey you bauuuzaaaa bauuuzaaaa you can undestand me? wow you awesome!!!!" jajajajaja priceless moments in MP ñ_ñ
and why dont like spanish? english people i can undestand if 3 people are talking english, ok i try speak english too, but if 2 compadres are speaking spanish why get angry and start complain and demand "speak in english"?
compadres are speaking spanish why get angry and start complain and demand "speak in english"?
jajaja
as log the play better together, I'm fine when the speak Spanish.
as long as they do not expect that I understand them.
... same for every other language ( ok,... except French 
)
A full team of Klingon speakers, ... that would be great!
...except French
I cannot imagine Edith Piaf in any other language...
Dropped into a GIP (Silver/Cerberus/Reactor) was wave 2 and I was swarmed at the lz..I was the smashguard,so I started smashing away...there were 2 people using mics...I have no idea how to even connect my turtle beach headset to be able to talk on ps3
Pug 1: Hey, what do you think Smash is?
( I assume they were seeing my kills in the feed)
Pug 2: I don't know..let's go over to where that Kaiju guy is
Pug 1: Whoa! he's using those glowing whip thingys....that's sick
Pug 2: I want that character.
When we got back to the lobby, I saw they were brand new players..this was their 3rd or 4th game.
High lite: Since I could hear them talking and they wanted to see what smash was..in between waves I would go over to them and do the smash-heavy melee cancel <---- that blew their minds.
Kinda a not-funny story, which I can't seem to forget. Years ago, I landed in a Platinum lobby hosted by two friends. They both were Puggernauts, and I always select HSol with Claymore, so no worries here. Seconds later, a fourth guy shows up, everyone puts on consumables, and we hit the ready button. Splendid. 4...3...2...1...stop. The two Puggernauts unreadied and placed two votekicks on me.
Me: "...wait...what?!"
Pug: "What are you doing idiot? You want us to fail? Pick another kit, this one is not for Platinum. And select another weapon, now."
Me: "... (I was startled)"
Fortunatelly the fourth guy did'nt kick me and we moved on with the two votekicks still under my name. RNG gave us Noveria. ...Bottomline? Best damn game of my life. I ABUSED Frags, hogged every grenade in the map (Drells would be jealous), every shot was a headshot, used all my supplies and I helped with all the objectives (Puggernauts would'nt move).
...scored nearly 350k in a 4-guys match. I still have that screenshot. So...I hope you learned something that day dear (bad) Pugs. And...fck you too.
Kinda a not-funny story, which I can't seem to forget. Years ago, I landed in a Platinum lobby hosted by two friends. They both were Puggernauts, and I always select HSol with Claymore, so no worries here. Seconds later, a fourth guy shows up, everyone puts on consumables, and we hit the ready button. Splendid. 4...3...2...1...stop. The two Puggernauts unreadied and placed two votekicks on me.
Me: "...wait...what?!"
Pug: "What are you doing idiot? You want us to fail? Pick another kit, this one is a not for Platinum. And select another weapon, now."
Me: "... (I was startled)"
Fortunatelly the fourth guy did'nt kick me and we moved on with the two votekicks still under my name. RNG gave us Noveria. ...Bottomline? Best damn game of my life. I ABUSED Frags, hogged every grenade in the map (Drells would be jealous), every shot was a headshot, used all my supplies and I helped with all the objectives (Puggernauts would'nt move).
...scored nearly 350k in a 4-guys match. I still have that screenshot. So...I hope you learned something that day dear (bad) Pugs. And...fck you too.
...
Me: "...wait...what?!"
Pug: "What are you doing idiot? You want us to fail? Pick another kit, this one is a not for Platinum. And select another weapon, now."
Me: "... (I was startled)"
...So...I hope you learned something that day dear (bad) Pugs...
True ...It also goes to show how dangerous urban legends are...
--> the longer they are allowed to survive, the stronger a group's "groupthink" become, since the majority "said so". Those two surely had some "groupthink" going there. I bet we can name a few urban legend in some threads -here - that are fed everyday and kept alive by some token person.
Dead Pug turns on his mic: "Hey, who the hell keeps taking away the guardians shield and doesn't kill them?" "You know that makes them fight harder,right?"
I think there kinda is some truth to this. I've noticed once the shields are gone, they start running around like troopers and being a bit more aggressive.
I mean, it's no big deal, they're only basic mooks anyway, but I can see why someone might come to that conclusion.
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