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#1651
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I think there kinda is some truth to this. I've noticed once the shields are gone, they start running around like troopers and being a bit more aggressive.

I mean, it's no big deal, they're only basic mooks anyway, but I can see why someone might come to that conclusion.

Well, if I take your cup/box away, you'll also run around more nervously ... (Humour intended for those that knows a bit about muay thai/ that played cricket before)
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#1652
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I think there kinda is some truth to this.  I've noticed once the shields are gone, they start running around like troopers and being a bit more aggressive.

 

Time for a meme:

 

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#1653
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Well, if I take your cup/box away, you'll also run around more nervously ... (Humour intended for those that knows a bit about muay thai/ that played cricket before)

 

Yes. I used to play cricket without one. Then I got hit by a cricket ball less than an inch from my most valuable assets.... I never played without one again.

 

For those of you that don't know, a cricket ball has a centre made of cement, and is basically a smaller, harder baseball, and a professional fast bowler will consistently bowl that thing at you at 110+km/hr (about 70mph). All you have to protect yourself? About 2 inch wide piece of wood, and a bit of plastic over your assets (both heads).

 

Anybody who has seen Australian Rugby knows Australians don't play soft sports, we break each other for fun. Cricket is no different, it's war with pretty rules to keep it civilized. I'm pretty sure the Brits came up with the rules to stop Australians killing them "for sport".


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#1654
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Roger that ...Now one can speculate what velocities are involved that requires a steel box in muay thai...
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"I don't need equipment I soloed before"

 

Makes me want to Ray Velcoro their ass when I see that.

 


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"I don't need equipment I soloed before"

 

Makes me want to Ray Velcoro their ass when I see that.

 

&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

I watched it 4 times....I can't stop laughing. That did it for me. Now I have to watch True Detective....



#1657
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Season 1 is 10/10

 

And Colin Farrell makes season 2 damn good.


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"I don't need equipment ..."
 


That might be an interesting series, but something is just not right with dat face - too sweetie pie- not enough scars for the violence he exhumes. Like Pierce Brosnan as thé Bond...

I had a pug using a mic yesterday starting with L1 equipment, char experience 16, having gear on entry. Saying "gg" at the end. Yep, Another good guy joining the squadron soon...

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*Dislikes post*

 

Don't disrespect Ray Velcoro. He'll shove a headless corpse up your bootyhole while your children watch.


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Heard on wave 2 of a lunchtime pug (Glacier Cerb) today:

 

"F*CK YOU, BIOWARE! F*CK YOU!!!!"

 

:lol:


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Heard on wave 2 of a lunchtime pug (Glacier Cerb) today:

 

"F*CK YOU, BIOWARE! F*CK YOU!!!!"

 

:lol:

 

Probably me, I say that a lot ;)


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*Dislikes post*

 

Don't disrespect Ray Velcoro. He'll shove a headless corpse up your bootyhole while your children watch.

seen that scene quite recently, pretty good stuff



#1663
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I actually had to dig for this thread...come on people...get on your stuff...

 

 Last match....just now....dropped into a GIP...Vancouver/Cerberus...these 2 guys were actually using mics...I know, right?   ...They were obviously friends in real life cuz they were talking about stuff that happened at work and how they were going to tell people how they were playing this game 2gether.....One said  " I am the best Krogan sniper there has ever been"...  <--- I saw he was a KroLord with a Widow....(that made me laugh)  the other guy said he was the best turian sniper..cuz all turians have sniper rifles..then tells the guy.."didn't you play the game,man..Garrus was a sniper"    ...BEST PART EVER:   Guy #2 tells Guy#1.." Nathan, when are you going to tell your wife we are together?..It's been 5 months..don't you think it's about time?"     <------- Left me speechless....absolutely speechless.......


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.BEST PART EVER:   Guy #2 tells Guy#1.." Nathan, when are you going to tell your wife we are together?..It's been 5 months..don't you think it's about time?"     <------- Left me speechless....absolutely speechless.......

awesome


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"The game knows when you're low on missiles and becomes more difficult"


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Had a match on Vancouver with some noobs yesterday. No one had a mic (or so I thought) and though by wave 2 I'm well on the way to the Revive medals it wasn't excessively bad. Anyway, wave 3 Targets and this guy bleeds out on the other side of the map, again, and then all of a sudden he gets on his mic and says "You're all douchebags!" and promptly rage-quits.

 

Oh god, I lmao. :lol: Wish I could've said to him "come back baby. You can sit in my backpack".


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Had a match on Vancouver with some noobs yesterday. No one had a mic (or so I thought) and though by wave 2 I'm well on the way to the Revive medals it wasn't excessively bad. Anyway, wave 3 Targets and this guy bleeds out on the other side of the map, again, and then all of a sudden he gets on his mic and says "You're all douchebags!" and promptly rage-quits.

 

Oh god, I lmao. :lol: Wish I could've said to him "come back baby. You can sit in my backpack".

Reminds me of a game I had about a week ago.

Gold/Cerberus/Hydra, was playing with the vanilla human engineer and I chose the power amp instead of the cyclonic mod so pretty low on health.

The other players were okay but they were all newbies so lots of deaths and a pretty tough match.

 

Wave eleven, 30 seconds before extraction, they get cornered pretty far away from the LZ, rushed by a hord of dragoons and

every one gets killed trying to revive the guy next to him.

I go in there, still 4 medigels, no more ops pack and 3 cobras.

I shoot one, try to revive one of them, get killed by an atlas , use a gel, shoot the atlas, revive him again.

By then dragoons have made their way back, I get killed again by god knows what, use another gel, look at

the time and it's only 13 sec before extraction, I shoot my last cobra wiping out as much ennemies as I can

then rush for the LZ.

Got there 3 sec before the deadline and finished Lone Survivor.

 

Now I've been assuming no one has a mic since no one answered me, but as the game ends, one of the guys

puts his mic on and says  " hey man, well done, you saved your ass and left all of us back there..."

Then as I'm about to explain that I tried my best and that's it's still better to have one teammate do the extraction

rather than having everybody die in vain, he leaves the lobby... oh well...


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#1668
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^^ :lol: Yeah I don't know if it was because he bled out and we didn't revive him for the fiftieth time, or if it was because no one else wanted to camp n the control room thing with him.

 

Cracked me up though.


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#1669
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Most of the time I can't make out what PUGs are saying in those matches where they do speak. Their garbled speech is just like Nemeses and Phantoms.

 

Reminds me of a game I had about a week ago.

Gold/Cerberus/Hydra, was playing with the vanilla human engineer and I chose the power amp instead of the cyclonic mod so pretty low on health.

The other players were okay but they were all newbies so lots of deaths and a pretty tough match.

 

Wave eleven, 30 seconds before extraction, they get cornered pretty far away from the LZ, rushed by a hord of dragoons and

every one gets killed trying to revive the guy next to him.

I go in there, still 4 medigels, no more ops pack and 3 cobras.

I shoot one, try to revive one of them, get killed by an atlas , use a gel, shoot the atlas, revive him again.

By then dragoons have made their way back, I get killed again by god knows what, use another gel, look at

the time and it's only 13 sec before extraction, I shoot my last cobra wiping out as much ennemies as I can

then rush for the LZ.

Got there 3 sec before the deadline and finished Lone Survivor.

 

Now I've been assuming no one has a mic since no one answered me, but as the game ends, one of the guys

puts his mic on and says  " hey man, well done, you saved your ass and left all of us back there..."

Then as I'm about to explain that I tried my best and that's it's still better to have one teammate do the extraction

rather than having everybody die in vain, he leaves the lobby... oh well...

 

That guy was probably Ninjarevolution2.


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Reminds me of a game I had about a week ago.
Gold/Cerberus/Hydra, was playing with the vanilla human engineer and I chose the power amp instead of the cyclonic mod so pretty low on health.
The other players were okay but they were all newbies so lots of deaths and a pretty tough match.
 
Wave eleven, 30 seconds before extraction, they get cornered pretty far away from the LZ, rushed by a hord of dragoons and
every one gets killed trying to revive the guy next to him.
I go in there, still 4 medigels, no more ops pack and 3 cobras.
I shoot one, try to revive one of them, get killed by an atlas , use a gel, shoot the atlas, revive him again.
By then dragoons have made their way back, I get killed again by god knows what, use another gel, look at
the time and it's only 13 sec before extraction, I shoot my last cobra wiping out as much ennemies as I can
then rush for the LZ.
Got there 3 sec before the deadline and finished Lone Survivor.
 
Now I've been assuming no one has a mic since no one answered me, but as the game ends, one of the guys
puts his mic on and says  " hey man, well done, you saved your ass and left all of us back there..."
Then as I'm about to explain that I tried my best and that's it's still better to have one teammate do the extraction
rather than having everybody die in vain, he leaves the lobby... oh well...


Welp he can always yunno git gud. I would have sent him a msg.

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Welp he can always yunno git gud. I would have sent him a msg.

 

How and what would be your msg ?



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How and what would be your msg ?

 

Hmm...

 

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Next time cling to my heels sassy, momma Crim will currie you babby. <3

 

In times like that I would have mic'd up, I prefer the personal touch. But sadly as you mentioned he dropped a whole tonne of butthurt and rage quit before you could even respond back. Tis hilarious and lame at the same time. This is why I love pugging, you just don't get these stories with pals/BSN players.


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#1673
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Hmm...

 

giphy.gif

 

Next time cling to my heels sassy, momma Crim will currie you babby. <3

 

In times like that I would have mic'd up, I prefer the personal touch. But sadly as you mentioned he dropped a whole tonne of butthurt and ragged quit before you could even respond back. Tis hilarious and lame at the same time. This is why I love pugging, you just don't get these stories with pals/BSN players.

Stories huh ? You're right, after all that's the whole point of this thread.

As for the message, I have to admit it's pretty neat, and I do like sassy.



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"How do you even get 75 kills?  Lots of biotic explosions or something?"

 

Said PUG to the GI.


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#1675
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Last night,

 

dropped in on wave 1 giant / reapers ...... a guy and a girl are talking .....  she says..." oh my god, how many more enemies are going to keep coming?"   ...he says.. " Well, we set it to gold, so I don't really know"  ....her reply..."what does that mean?"  ....as I am loading in....thinking, this is going to be fun.    They greet me at the LZ.....he says...." whats an incisor?"  ....she says..."oh, look...we have tali for a team mate."    ...wave 3 happens ....she says " oh no...not the g-damn banshees...I hate them...how many of them are there going to be?"       .................Chinas-latest-anti-porn-campaign.jpg


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