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[OniGanon]

zorinho20 wrote...
Pug:"I don´t care,I hate Batarians!"

You should've responded, "You humans are all racist!"

[Psycho Mantis I]

b00g13man wrote...

Psycho Mantis I wrote...

"Oh my god we must kick this Drell Vanguard. The Drells are the worst characters in mp"
" Why are you using the Female Quarian Infiltrator on a match versus Reapers/Collectors? She is only good versus Geth"

I always get my jimmies rustled with the second one.

Everyone goes down but me on wave 5.
"Just die already we aren't going to make it to extraction!"
Then i proceed to carry them to extraction and they say "you are hacking you haven't fallen once on the Drell and you are shooting the claymore so fast i'm reporting you"
"how come he doesn't have a missile on his back!? He must of hacked it so he can kill all the enemies easily.

Good games the other day. Didn't realise you were from BSN.

Didn't realize you were from BSN either lol but, yea good games.

[kevosama]

Playing a Volus engineer - recon mine'd a Banshee right as it died;
"Dude, did that Banshee just explode?"
Later that game I got;
"Is it just me, or is that guy a Volus?"

[PsychoticBiotic]

I entered a Rio/Reaper/Platinum lobby yesterday.

PUG 1 (volus vanguard):  Look, a Drell assassin. But really dude, with a Claymore? What about his recharge speed?
PUG 2: But look at his N7 rating, he must be good.
PUG 1: Oh ****, you're right, he's definetly going to put in some work. *they all ready up with no equipment on*
Me: .... *leaves the lobby*

[Kirchroa Alaaf]

zorinho20 wrote...

LineHolder wrote...

zorinho20 wrote...

During the operation Tribute:
Pug:"Sorry,but you have to leave my lobby"
Me(as Batarian soldier):"Why?"
Pug:"We don´t play with hackers!"
Me:"I´m no hacker,it is operation and you have to use the Avenger!"
Pug:"I don´t care,I hate Batarians!"

Me too. My 'Shepard da Mindoir' hates them with a passion.

I hated them too,but now I really like them.
Batarians are simple too good to be skipped.

True, I think they are solid. And I like the Heavy Melee ... ..

The vanguard Batarian kan kill almost anything with:
* BioCharge -> Heavy Melee OR
* BioCharge -> Fast Melee ->  Fast Melee -> Heavy Melee. 
* BioCharge -> Fast Melee -> Fast Melee -> Heavy Melee -> Shotgun

You can easily kill Ravager with second combo. And wen not the heavy melee gives you a few seconds to put in some bullets before enemie is back in business.

T

[ToYz_R_RusH]

 Giant / Reaper / Platinum (no juggy):
PUG1: (TGI):  Really?  A GI?
Me:  Yep
PUG2: (EDI bot):  You realize we're playing platinum, right??
Me:  Oh... right.  Hold on a sec...  *switches from Harrier IX to Piranha X*
PUG1:  Seriously?  You dropped the Harrier for a shotgun on a squishy character!?
Me:  Yep.
PUG3: (Vorcha Soldier):  Time to put our backpacks on... come on guys.

Game complete, I top the leaderboards with 250k, 0 deaths, and gold revive medal.

Once back in lobby, everyone strangely decided to be a GI wearing a Piranha...

[Maveric11]

 Platinum PUG with BotB, 32k CP, TGI/Harrier X. Started with saying he's better than me. Yeah, okay. I let it slide. Then he said;
"You should shoot the Atlas at the Cerberus emblem for the most damage." So, not the bugged areas or exhaust?
"Overload is a worthless skill. I'm not going to waste points on it." Yeah, that's why you're struggling with Banshees.
"I don't have any missiles. I'm not wasting money on Jumbo Equipment Packs." He sure as hell needed them then.
"I don't suck! Look at how many points I have." To his credit, he did have my super OP Cabal/M-11 beat. His trash talk about his points versus mine and how he's better than me continued on to the next game. That was until he saw he was in 3rd place on the scoreboard and over 100k (no missiles) behind me. 

Platinum PUG said;
"You shouldn't kill the Banshees first, because they'll come back stronger, faster, and more likely to sync kill you."
"If you kill the bosses first, you make more of them spawn." We then explained to him the details of the wave budget and he was reluctant to buy into it.

With GI, I was dominating a Gold lobby I pugged into. The 3 guys kept calling me, "Geth Norris." I love it 

Modifié par m200intervention, 03 avril 2013 - 05:28 .

[Moby]

Moar.

[StoxRegalia]

'you guys know the missile glitch?'

XXX

[Ilikelamp7]

I played gold with a guy who would just belt out a really long sigh every time he went down followed by something like "Are you freakin' kidding me!!!!" This happened about 10 times every wave. And I proceeded to keep reviving him because it was even better each time he went down.

I've never cried laughing until that day.

[Dalakaar]

OniGanon wrote...

zorinho20 wrote...
Pug:"I don´t care,I hate Batarians!"

You should've responded, "You humans are all racist!"

"Anthropocentric bag of dicks"

[IvoKee]

A guy explaining the swarm in Glacier/Hazard to his friends:
"This thing eats enemies, see? it's getting bigger because it eats them all, but don't worry when the wave ends it will become small again"

I wish it was true because then we would not wipe on wave 4 (gold collectors) which went something like this (they were 3 friends):
guy #1: "We should probably rocket"
guy #2: "I don't have any rockets"
guy #1: "Yeah, me neither"

a second later everybody dies (collector grenades)
guy #1: "We should probably gel"
guy #2: "I don't have any gel"
guy #1: "Yeah, me neither"
guy #3: "I don't have any either, this sucks, lets play platinum on Giant"

[Petiertje]

Fredvdp wrote...

Frozen Mind wrote...

Here's what an average PUG say on PC:

Back in the demo days, I used my mic once to ask how to use text chat. Nowadays, I just randomly shout "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE", to the confusion of people who never played ME1.

LOL i must have been in a game with you recently, there was a guy who kept shouting that, was fun:)

PS. wasn't confused, just amused

[Petiertje]

IvoKee wrote...

A guy explaining the swarm in Glacier/Hazard to his friends:
"This thing eats enemies, see? it's getting bigger because it eats them all, but don't worry when the wave ends it will become small again"

LOL:D

[Eugenesys]

Criz-Zone wrote...

I'm guilty of not having a mic (PC) myself and it's true that on PC you don't often hear people on PUGs, but that might be a good thing.

If two people have a mic and they talk in their mother tongue, okey, but the thing that really gets to me is if someone doesn't talk, but just breathes heavily into their mic , hack away on their poor keyboard (contrary to popular believe, hitting a key harder does not make it more effective) or you get all those surrounding noises and other people talking to them about whatever ...

More noteworthy perhaps was the guy who made walruss noises (search for 'talking walruss' on Youtube, that should give a good idea) and the other day someone died at the beginning of a wave and then started munching chips or some other nibbles rather noisily, same thing the very moment we extracted

so please, if you do not use your mic to talk  to people, consider turning it off

Ah, is the Lord of the Sith was playing ME3MP...

[Xcam901]

I had someone explain to me with math why the slayer was terrible, I outscored his TGI ass.

[ISHYGDDT]

PUG: Hey, are you that guy on BSN?

Me: ... (no mic)

[Dalakaar]

ISHYGDDT wrote...

PUG: Hey, are you that guy on BSN?

Me: ... (no mic)

I've had whole conversations with people through the clever use of abilities/melee at each other.

Probably just not the same conversation they were having with me is all. >.> <.<

[Echo Six Grimez]

''I've got to go, my dinners ready''

Host - Extraction - Platinum....

Even my Paladin facepalmed.

[Kittstalkur]

Echo Six Grimez wrote...

''I've got to go, my dinners ready''

Host - Extraction - Platinum....

Even my Paladin facepalmed.

That must have been a very impressive facepalm.

[Echo Six Grimez]

Kittstalkur wrote...

Echo Six Grimez wrote...

''I've got to go, my dinners ready''

Host - Extraction - Platinum....

Even my Paladin facepalmed.

That must have been a very impressive facepalm.

He almost knocked himself out with his shield

[Djarknaein]

Nobody kill atlas i'll hijack one.

[Robot_94]

"kick that guy on the bottom" the guy on the bottom being me
"which one"
"the one with the rainbow banner"
rainbow's. this ain't f****n my little pony

[Ahms]

"The Volus sucks, he can't score high points."

[LegionofRannoch]

Robot_94 wrote...

"kick that guy on the bottom" the guy on the bottom being me
"which one"
"the one with the rainbow banner"
rainbow's. this ain't f****n my little pony

what rainbow banner?