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#1751
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Just saw an somewhat highly ranked Engineer (QFE?) host a match yesterday using an ADAS...with an AP mod.


But that's brilliant! The ADAS is already amazing against shields, so it only makes sense to bolster its armor penetrain abilities. I'm going to go try it on the Acolyte.
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But that's brilliant! The ADAS is already amazing against shields, so it only makes sense to bolster its armor penetrain abilities. I'm going to go try it on the Acolyte.

 

It's better if you take AP rounds with Extended Mag and Extended Barrel. The Ammo has better Penetration Capabilities.


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#1753
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                                                                                          GO AWAY MOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pug's mother:   Do you have your phone charged up?  You should really charge it up. I want you to brush your teeth in the next 20 minutes. I made your lunch for tomorrow...It's your favorite.. tuna and I put in a bag of cheetos. I will pick you up at 230 tomorrow  afternoon. I really wish you didnt have to go to summer school.

 

pug:   GO AWAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I couldn't stop laughing.


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#1754
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^I understand the PUG's frustration.

Nobody likes being hassled mid-game.


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^^Nightman, I can't stop laughing either. :D


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#1756
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Every time I see Nightman post in this thread, I know we're going to see some quality stuff.


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#1757
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^^^^^^^^^^^^ Seriously..I really want to start recording this stuff....my brother has the equipment but doesnt let me use it...he is a twitch streamer.....the stuff I hear is ridiculous and I would love for all of you guys to hear it.


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^^^^^^^^^^^^ Seriously..I really want to start recording this stuff....my brother has the equipment but doesnt let me use it...he is a twitch streamer.....the stuff I hear is ridiculous and I would love for all of you guys to hear it.

I still wanna hear the police showing up.


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I pop into a pug (wave 10 for some strange reason) and while it's loading I hear some angry ghetto sounding voice on why the pug shouldn't be on gold. It cut out a bit but while I was cleaning up the last of the geth, something about consumables and a toilet can be heard. 



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Throwback Fridays

 

This is from the early days, a few months after the Justicar's release.  I know I've posted this oldie but goodie somewhere before, but it never stops being funny.  I was using the Justicar with the Talon, and got this from a PUG in the lobby:

 

Dude, take off the Talon and use a real gun.  This is Silver.  We can't afford to be using guns like the Talon. 


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Throwback Fridays

 

This is from the early days, a few months after the Justicar's release.  I know I've posted this oldie but goodie somewhere before, but it never stops being funny.  I was using the Justicar with the Talon, and got this from a PUG in the lobby:

 

Dude, take off the Talon and use a real gun.  This is Silver.  We can't afford to be using guns like the Talon. 

Silver is hard, confirmed.


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#1762
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One pug just now just went the **** off on another one out of nowhere. "Cover me, *******!" and "from the ravager, you stupid ****** ****!"

 

Like calm the **** down, buddy.

 

edit: I'm gonna leave that completely censored because I feel like it really gives you a feel for how much of an ass he was being.


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"see, mate, she can't grab you if you stand right -- aw, damn it."


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Had some guy playing Geth Scrubbernaut flame the team for not saving him when he was surrounded by Phantoms, Atlases and Turrets (which he walked into) and we couldn't shoot the enemy off his corpse because he set his Hex Shield in the worst place.

 

Didn't use a Medi-gel that game either.


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There was a grill pug chatting into the mic earlier today. She was cheering me on as only survivor of pizza delivery in a hostile Cerberus Ghost future. No gels, no ops, no pity, and no remorse. I had to lure the hunter killer phantoms away from the pizza so close to the LZ. After sometime I hurry back to the pizza only to see a slow HK-Tank Atlas still on top of the pizza. Priority. Terminate the pizza delivery Terminator: Me. Sigh. If only I didn't blow my missile wad early to ensure survival of pugs and had a more familiar setup. Next match I redeem myself with Volus Merc Harrier 2: Judgement Day.


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From a few days ago pugging Hydra/Reapers/Platinum :

Pug : Help meeeee, help meeeee

It was of course a Puggernaut wandering off doing what Puggernauts usually do, slapping up the hex shield and trying to heavy melee everything to death.

This continued every wave as the Juggernaut is one big aggro magnet. Finally it was heard again on wave 10 :

Pug : Help meeeeeee, hello please guys help meeee

Yeah we are totally going to leave the hack circle and run to the other side of the map where you are doing your silly Puggernaut routine. It got even more hilarious when the Puggernaut rage quited on 10 clean up after bleeding out.
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From a few days ago pugging Hydra/Reapers/Platinum :

Pug : Help meeeee, help meeeee


Pug : Help meeeeeee, hello please guys help meeee

Aaaahh the "help me" pug, a classic really but it always gets me.


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Throwback Fridays

 

This is from the early days, a few months after the Justicar's release.  I know I've posted this oldie but goodie somewhere before, but it never stops being funny.  I was using the Justicar with the Talon, and got this from a PUG in the lobby:

 

Dude, take off the Talon and use a real gun.  This is Silver.  We can't afford to be using guns like the Talon. 

Afford? We don't have to pay for using them? What did he mean? :lol:


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#1769
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Afford? We don't have to pay for using them? What did he mean? :lol:

it might have been a figure of speech...or he is broke like me (soon)



#1770
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it might have been a figure of speech...or he is broke like me (soon)

I know - it's just quite ridiculous. I remember being upset when I couldn't find the gun on my first SP playthrough.



#1771
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I know - it's just quite ridiculous. I remember being upset when I couldn't find the gun on my first SP playthrough.

sry mate u lost me :P

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I still wanna hear the police showing up.


I'll see what I can do.
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#1773
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Afford? We don't have to pay for using them? What did he mean? :lol:

 

Yeah, just a figure of speech - meaning that using a gun as "bad" as the Talon was too big of a risk for Silver.

 

IIRC, he wanted me to switch to the Saber, which I told him I didn't have (lie), so he finally said that using the Talon was OK (like I cared).  



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Some guy got upset when some other pug used energy drain on the enemy he used stasis on.

"The one enemy I stasis you used energy drain." He died like 5 seconds later then rage quit.

Another time, on London, while playing with Fairfaxgal, he yelled into the mic, "YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR THE ENTIRE GAME!" This is very, very loud.

I said, "You do realize this is coop game, right?" Oh, I forgot he is BoTB Banner. I also said to him, "For having the BoTB Banner, you die an awful lot. "He quit after I made that remark. Seriously, this guy was terrible. I think JGDD was there as well.



#1775
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Silver is hard, confirmed.


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